Here’s Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren’t important to me posing for famed photographer Terry Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They’re pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing that will happen to any of you all week. Let’s not ruin it with words. Shh. Shh. Just emotions.
Thanks to Cory who should be anchoring goddamn CNN. The man knows news.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Obviously.
omg
I especially love the expression on the girl posing naked with a chicken.
Boring (is this turning into a porn site?)
Ew
That one chick doesn’t look like she knows what to do with that cock in her hands….
Thanks for the great mammeries!
HOLY SHIT. i’m totally laughing out loud. this is awesome! they’re flat. :]
AKA: The Calendar for girls whose daddies didn’t love them enough… or perhaps loved them too much.
It translates better in guinea speak.
I guess the motto is always say yes when the photographer aks you to hold his hose
i love boobies (as much as a somewhat straight adult female can), and i apreciate you posting this, TheSuperficialWriter, but…
THIS SITE IS NOT A PORN/EROTICA SITE!!! Enough with the fucking bikini posts, the Megan Fox for the sake of looking hot posts, the Katie Price posts (because, really, who the fuck gives a flying fuck about her??)
Do I have to copy paste what you (or the original TheSuperficialWriter) wrote at the About section? Ok, I’ll copy paste it…
“The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial.”
The superficial does not limit itself with BOOBS.
why are the pictures always shit quality?
@ 10: We have no time for anti-boobery here.
Miranda is so gorgeous. I’m a straight female, but holy shit…I’m jealous, but not in a hateful way – just stunning!
haha, it’s the hamster girl.
@12: not at all! the last pic even made me a little hot… but this is not why I come to Superficial.
10 is right……. come on Superfish.
#3, 10 & 16: Grow a pair. This site is clearly more geared towards men of the non-gay variety. If you’re a chick and you read this: congrats. All NSFW pics are blocked out. Don’t click on them.
Leave the boobs alone or I will hunt you down. Or cry. Either way.
Terri Richardson!!!???? There goes the pirelli calendar. He is THE shittiest photographer to ever live.
I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really – it’s getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google “tits” and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you’re straight when we all know you’re as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.
I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really – it’s getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google “tits” and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you’re straight when we all know you’re as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.
#17 Grow a brain. This site is clearly a gossip site (or was) and majority of readers are female. Since when are straight men interested in celebrity gossip?
Thanks # 17….My thoughts exactly…..
gracie carvalho is gorgeous.
Guess what #7 all the tits you see anymore are FAKE and these are what real tits look like you idiot. They aren’t flat, these are what real tits look like but you probably have never seen real ones have you?
The chick dripping wet paint on her body is the only one with nice boobs. And why are these photoshoots…so….backwoods and redneck? If I was a guy, It’d be extremely hard for me to take this shit seriously (in a sexual way). It’s just..kinda creepy and flat out ODD.
I’m a straight woman and I like this site, nothing wrong with boobs and gossip
Notice how Miranda Kerr is the only one who doesn’t have her tits out on full display in the last pic? She’s knows how to keep it tasteful…
This is pretty much great.
I dont believe the chic with the hose is a human coat hanger is she? she gotz hips…So if they cant land an Orlando Bloom, you know whats next right? back to table hosting…
my favorite part is the buttcrack
#1 pic: Miranda Kerr
#2 pic: Rosie Huntington
#3 pic:Rosie Huntington
#4 pic: Ana Beatriz Barros
#5. pic: Catherine McNeil
i’m with #10. what happened to the original writer?
This website is way better than Pariz Hilton. Every other post there is about gays this, gays that…F Prejean (whine whine whine). It gets so annoying -__- At least this guy’s funny!! Keep it up. Smash on those celebrities once in awhile tho =)
The Vanity Fair cover says “The Girls from Brazil” in Italian.
thank you #10
i appreciate nice boobs. but i can do without boring repetitive posts. ESPECIALLY Megan Fox does Japan/Korea/London/______<—-insert country here. You just made me goddam sick of her. I’m bored as fuck of her! Thanks Fish.
Maybe some more penis or more variety of real celebrities would help.
Kerr looks gross in the main pic with her ribs sticking out like that. Sorry, but skinny is hot; skeletons are not. And she’s got nothing on Anna Paquin.
BTW
Larger version of the group shot: http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/388/40548img198122579lo.jpg
this is a porn site now?
Giddyup!
@8, still sucking Drew Pinsky’s cock?
Its funny that you call him TERRI RICHARDSON.
#27
It’s not because she’s tasteful. It’s because she knows that otherwise it would be very obvious how flat her chest is compared to the rest.
you people a prudes!
btw they all have such tiny nipples wtf?
GOD!UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[..]Here’s Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren’t important to me posing for famed photographer Terri Richardson for the 2010 [..]
hawt
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What is up with all the people bitching and moaning about the softcore porn on here? I’ve been reading Superficial for years and it doesn’t seem like it’s changed all that much.
Goddamn, people love bitching. So do I, that’s why I’m bitching right now. About people bitching.
@35 unlike most air-headed female celebrities and their tits, 99.9% of guys in the world, famous or not, know how to keep their shit covered and off the front page.
why did you put a star on her ass in the first pic when she is wearing a thong – is that nudity now?
Oh yeah and that sloth looks fucking smug