Here’s Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren’t important to me posing for famed photographer Terry Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They’re pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing that will happen to any of you all week. Let’s not ruin it with words. Shh. Shh. Just emotions.
Thanks to Cory who should be anchoring goddamn CNN. The man knows news.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Obviously.
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roar | June 17, 2009 at 7:41 pm
omg
Mak | June 17, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I especially love the expression on the girl posing naked with a chicken.
Famous Plastic | June 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Boring (is this turning into a porn site?)
Charlie Caligula | June 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Ew
z | June 17, 2009 at 7:45 pm
That one chick doesn’t look like she knows what to do with that cock in her hands….
B Hope | June 17, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Thanks for the great mammeries!
adif | June 17, 2009 at 7:46 pm
HOLY SHIT. i’m totally laughing out loud. this is awesome! they’re flat. :]
biatcho | June 17, 2009 at 7:47 pm
AKA: The Calendar for girls whose daddies didn’t love them enough… or perhaps loved them too much.
It translates better in guinea speak.
hugh | June 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I guess the motto is always say yes when the photographer aks you to hold his hose
Ananana | June 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm
i love boobies (as much as a somewhat straight adult female can), and i apreciate you posting this, TheSuperficialWriter, but…
THIS SITE IS NOT A PORN/EROTICA SITE!!! Enough with the fucking bikini posts, the Megan Fox for the sake of looking hot posts, the Katie Price posts (because, really, who the fuck gives a flying fuck about her??)
Do I have to copy paste what you (or the original TheSuperficialWriter) wrote at the About section? Ok, I’ll copy paste it…
“The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial.”
The superficial does not limit itself with BOOBS.
turd | June 17, 2009 at 7:59 pm
why are the pictures always shit quality?
upyerass | June 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm
@ 10: We have no time for anti-boobery here.
live and let live | June 17, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Miranda is so gorgeous. I’m a straight female, but holy shit…I’m jealous, but not in a hateful way – just stunning!
Shang HAI | June 17, 2009 at 8:07 pm
haha, it’s the hamster girl.
Ananana | June 17, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@12: not at all! the last pic even made me a little hot… but this is not why I come to Superficial.
XII | June 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm
10 is right……. come on Superfish.
sirrix | June 17, 2009 at 8:18 pm
#3, 10 & 16: Grow a pair. This site is clearly more geared towards men of the non-gay variety. If you’re a chick and you read this: congrats. All NSFW pics are blocked out. Don’t click on them.
Leave the boobs alone or I will hunt you down. Or cry. Either way.
zeus | June 17, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Terri Richardson!!!???? There goes the pirelli calendar. He is THE shittiest photographer to ever live.
mikeock | June 17, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really – it’s getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google “tits” and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you’re straight when we all know you’re as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.
mikeock | June 17, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really – it’s getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google “tits” and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you’re straight when we all know you’re as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.
XII | June 17, 2009 at 8:24 pm
#17 Grow a brain. This site is clearly a gossip site (or was) and majority of readers are female. Since when are straight men interested in celebrity gossip?
GAD | June 17, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Thanks # 17….My thoughts exactly…..
: ) | June 17, 2009 at 8:32 pm
gracie carvalho is gorgeous.
Realtitsarentballoons | June 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Guess what #7 all the tits you see anymore are FAKE and these are what real tits look like you idiot. They aren’t flat, these are what real tits look like but you probably have never seen real ones have you?
Alli Watermelon | June 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm
The chick dripping wet paint on her body is the only one with nice boobs. And why are these photoshoots…so….backwoods and redneck? If I was a guy, It’d be extremely hard for me to take this shit seriously (in a sexual way). It’s just..kinda creepy and flat out ODD.
angel | June 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I’m a straight woman and I like this site, nothing wrong with boobs and gossip
Someone who knows better | June 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Notice how Miranda Kerr is the only one who doesn’t have her tits out on full display in the last pic? She’s knows how to keep it tasteful…
Venom | June 17, 2009 at 9:05 pm
This is pretty much great.
so, so, ROUGH | June 17, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I dont believe the chic with the hose is a human coat hanger is she? she gotz hips…So if they cant land an Orlando Bloom, you know whats next right? back to table hosting…
ry | June 17, 2009 at 9:48 pm
my favorite part is the buttcrack
Smiffy | June 17, 2009 at 9:48 pm
#1 pic: Miranda Kerr
#2 pic: Rosie Huntington
#3 pic:Rosie Huntington
#4 pic: Ana Beatriz Barros
#5. pic: Catherine McNeil
ghj | June 17, 2009 at 9:55 pm
i’m with #10. what happened to the original writer?
Ariana | June 17, 2009 at 9:57 pm
This website is way better than Pariz Hilton. Every other post there is about gays this, gays that…F Prejean (whine whine whine). It gets so annoying -__- At least this guy’s funny!! Keep it up. Smash on those celebrities once in awhile tho =)
Alinka | June 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm
The Vanity Fair cover says “The Girls from Brazil” in Italian.
momo | June 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm
thank you #10
i appreciate nice boobs. but i can do without boring repetitive posts. ESPECIALLY Megan Fox does Japan/Korea/London/______<—-insert country here. You just made me goddam sick of her. I’m bored as fuck of her! Thanks Fish.
Maybe some more penis or more variety of real celebrities would help.
neptune | June 17, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Kerr looks gross in the main pic with her ribs sticking out like that. Sorry, but skinny is hot; skeletons are not. And she’s got nothing on Anna Paquin.
Smiffy | June 17, 2009 at 10:16 pm
BTW
Larger version of the group shot: http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/388/40548img198122579lo.jpg
minty | June 17, 2009 at 10:18 pm
this is a porn site now?
hacksaw | June 17, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Giddyup!
Who gives a fuck | June 17, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@8, still sucking Drew Pinsky’s cock?
Andrew | June 17, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Its funny that you call him TERRI RICHARDSON.
Reality Bites | June 17, 2009 at 10:54 pm
#27
It’s not because she’s tasteful. It’s because she knows that otherwise it would be very obvious how flat her chest is compared to the rest.
................YAHHHHHH. | June 17, 2009 at 10:56 pm
you people a prudes!
btw they all have such tiny nipples wtf?
Jason44 | June 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm
GOD!UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slick Panda | June 17, 2009 at 11:34 pm
[..]Here’s Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren’t important to me posing for famed photographer Terri Richardson for the 2010 [..]
haha nice | June 18, 2009 at 12:06 am
hawt
http://gawdimsobored.mybrute.com
NastyBedazzler | June 18, 2009 at 12:27 am
What is up with all the people bitching and moaning about the softcore porn on here? I’ve been reading Superficial for years and it doesn’t seem like it’s changed all that much.
Goddamn, people love bitching. So do I, that’s why I’m bitching right now. About people bitching.
qwerty | June 18, 2009 at 12:31 am
@35 unlike most air-headed female celebrities and their tits, 99.9% of guys in the world, famous or not, know how to keep their shit covered and off the front page.
assisass-ass | June 18, 2009 at 12:42 am
why did you put a star on her ass in the first pic when she is wearing a thong – is that nudity now?
assisass-ass | June 18, 2009 at 12:43 am
Oh yeah and that sloth looks fucking smug