Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless

November 20th, 2009 // 196 Comments

These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I’m not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would’ve came to their little launch event this week. — Okay, you’re right, I still wouldn’t have shown up, but I might have sent an intern with a duffel bag and instructions to get Ashley Greene’s phone number because apparently she’s the easy one. So put that in your marketing pipe and smoke it.

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  1. girlluvr

    I’m a woman and I would LOVE to have those legs! 10 miles long and not an ounce of fat! I’m not condoning anorexia if any of them are anorexic, I don’t know that. As for them looking young, well, that’s just the culture we live in. Youth is considered beautiful. It always has been and always will be. I had my time when I was young. We all do. These girls are just enjoying their moment.

  2. pete

    Can you imagine what a wet sloth smells like?

  3. Whoever

    This really feels like child porn to me… like really…. not because of her body, but because of her face! She look like she is two! They should have used makeup on her face! I feel like child predators are going to have a ball with this!

  4. Captain

    Pic #1: first time I’ve ever seen a skinny chick with cankles.

  5. henry

    Miranda Kerr doesn’t look so young in real life, it’s airbrushing and digital-editing. Like someone earlier pointed out, photos taken of her which aren’t for publicity, like at signings, show that she looks in her 20s.

    But like I said, Asian women her age look younger than she looks in these photographs. When I first moved to Asia for work reasons, I thought all the women looked like teenagers or even kids (by American standards). It’s amazing, they look like jailbait but they’re legal, FANTASTIC combination!! I think these models may look young to Americans because Americans have warped standards–the women are fat and look older than their age, compared to Europians and esp Asians. My girlfriend’s 28, britney’s age, and she looks younger than britney did in her baby one more time video

  6. henry

    To #154:
    If this looks like child porn to you, my advice is not to ever go to asia cus you’d get a heart attack

  7. female.

    Looool omg I thought that was Dakota Fanning on the front photo , I had to look no less than 6 times and still didn’t believe it. Okay I am officially freaked out.

  8. female.

    Looool omg I thought that was Dakota Fanning on the front photo , I had to look no less than 6 times and still didn’t believe it. Okay I am officially freaked out.

  9. female.

    But isn’t/wasn’t Miranda Kerr hot?? If not then who was it that was dating Orlando Bloom? Because she was hot.

  10. lori

    This is Terry Richardson’s work. it’s supposed to be f*cked up, weird, and kinda disturbing. You guys are all idiots, try getting to know alternative culture a bit.

    P.S. Half these girls are Victoria Secret Angels .. yah … those bodacious beauties you pervs all think about when you’re fapping off.

  11. lori

    This is Terry Richardson’s work. it’s supposed to be f*cked up, weird, and kinda disturbing. You guys are all idiots, try getting to know alternative culture a bit.

    P.S. Half these girls are Victoria Secret Angels .. yah … those bodacious beauties you pervs all think about when you’re fapping off.

  12. balhder

    What the fuck does this have to do with tires? Lowest common denominator much?

  13. Jackson Wallace

    The problem with fashion directors is they are aging old women who are so obsessed with youth that they think children are sexy, and gay men who don’t argue with the battle axes. 999 out of 1000 men with ZERO experience in print media could cast better models and pick better shots for a calendar than this. Utterly pathetic. I’m about ready to go to Pirelli and demand the job for next year or work for someone else. WOW. CRAPOLA.

  14. Weeble

    Number 7 is an amazingly beautiful girl.

  15. fr

    The absolute cutest thing about this shoot is the sloth. Only the sloth. The women however… dont give me the urge to want to grab any of their body parts. That would be like grabbing a bunch of twigs off a tree. Where are the women that are Sophia Loren-esque, or the girl from La Dolce Vita?? Those are Pirelli material.

  16. Agree, I also hate red stars.

  17. Hell

    Yuck.

    VS has gone downhill. They’ve replaced the Anna Hicks, Tyra Banks, Danielle Pastova? and the curvy swimwuit models with girls who look like Miranda Kerr–wide-set eyes, the bodies of 12yr-old girls–not sexy anymore.

    Hey VS, get ready of the skinny, UGLY high fashion girls and bring back the sexy line-up.

  18. Hell

    Yuck.

    VS has gone downhill. They’ve replaced the Anna Hickmans, Tyra Banks, Danielle Pastova? and the curvy swimwuit models with girls who look like Miranda Kerr–wide-set eyes, the bodies of 12yr-old girls–not sexy anymore.

    Hey VS, get ready of the skinny, UGLY high fashion girls and bring back the sexy line-up.

  19. Hell

    Yuck.

    VS has gone downhill. They’ve replaced the Anna Hickmans, Tyra Banks, Danielle Pastova? and the curvy swimsuit models with girls who look like Miranda Kerr–wide-set eyes, the bodies of 12yr-old girls–not sexy anymore.

    Hey VS, get ready of the skinny, UGLY high fashion girls and bring back the sexy line-up.

  20. Arnold

    Those boobs are so sexy and i could marry her

  21. Arnold

    Those boobs are so sexy and i could marry her

  22. will

    Miranda Kerr is amazing! all you people are way to picky! shes cute thin and doesnt have several hundred layers of plastic overt he top! all you people just like milfs with huge breasts and massive asses, well thats not what modelling is about anymore is it? and I’m glad its changed because if all women looked similair to Miranda this world would be heaven!

  23. GucciKid

    Wow I like it

  24. I don’t like stars either..

  25. anyone have the uncensored version?

  26. Donk Donkerson

    Miranda Kerr looks hot as hell in these pictures. Tits don’t need to be big, just proportionate and free from defects.

    @178 egotastic has them. Just look for Miranda Kerr’s name down along the right side.

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  38. Agreed with a number here: too young, uncomfortable with themselves and just plain too wire thin to be sexy in any real way. Yuck.

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