Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless

November 20th, 2009 // 196 Comments

These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I’m not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would’ve came to their little launch event this week. — Okay, you’re right, I still wouldn’t have shown up, but I might have sent an intern with a duffel bag and instructions to get Ashley Greene’s phone number because apparently she’s the easy one. So put that in your marketing pipe and smoke it.

Photos: Getty
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  1. sexchill

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  2. Smarm

    : 79. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) – November 21, 2009 11:29 PM

    Wow. Incredibly ugly, underweight with the body of a 13 year old boy.
    So NOTE hot.
    I think my dick just crawled back up into my abdomen.”

    Well that shouldnt have taken long.

    And stfu, already….these chics are far beautiful than anything you’ll ever get within ten miles of, and just because theyre too skinny for your fatfuck taste, doesnt mean they’re anywhere near disgusting. Fucktard.

  3. hahaha

    I don’t think any of these girls are too skinny, they really just look normal skinny to me (maybe I didn’t look hard enough…). But maybe they should eat some more calories to grow some normal breasts. Isn’t that what you guys want to see?

    And none of these pictures are good- either that or all these girls are ugly

    @40. Agreed. Maybe some women are just ‘jealous’ and being mean because they are fat and ugly, but the rest of us really just notice all the details more.

  4. henry

    You guys saying they look too young are crazy. I live in asia and the 25 year old women here look younger than most of those girls photographed. Some people just naturally look younger. And by the way, most of the asian women are naturally as thin as these models too, and they eat enough. You Americans pig out too much on junk food, and smoke and drink too much, of course your women look older and fatter.

  5. henry

    You guys saying these girls look too young are crazy. I live in Asia and most of the 25 year old women here look younger than these models. Some women just naturally look younger. Oh and by the way, most of the women here are as slim as these models and they eat enough. Your American women pig out too much, and smoke and drink too much, so of course they look fatter and older.

  6. hahaha

    @ 104. WTF? Who says they live in “Asia?” Asians look younger because they never grow anything… boobs or butts. They look like kids until they are 25 and then when they hit 30 they look about 60. asian women age terribly!

  7. Rough don't dance

    Let me put the end to this nonsensical musical chair, thats going on here…

    http://www.uniquesexygirls.net/sexybones.html

    you spot the difference…

  8. Charlie

    I looked at your web site rough, they don’t look much different to me, and the photos that were placed on here were photo shopped.

  9. farty mcshitface

    these broads are gross. anorexic is not hot. they have no muscle tone on their emaciated little frames. i’d take a babe like a college cheerleader over ANY of these things ANY time. college cheerleaders have the best bodies on a consistant basis. for you losers out there who try to rip on the critics like me i don’t like fat women but would rather she have a little softness over skin and bones. those of you out there who think these braods are hot are probably fapping their 2-inchers to these chicks and sniffing their grannies crusty panties too.
    these broads get an F for epic FAIL.
    that’s it, the debate is over and i have won!!

  10. ME

    thank you farty mcshitface I think you are my idol!!

  11. wanks

    @106 are you crazy? white women by far age faster than oriental women dumbass!

  12. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Why are these creatures skinny like hell?!

  13. Soft on

    these girls look really weird.

  14. Darth

    Shouldn’t Orlando Bloom get his eyebrows a wax job in pic 7?!

  15. Boogeyman King Dong

    #114
    Da girl isn’t Miranda Kerr.

  16. Darth

    Starved people are all look-a-likes.Never noticed?!

  17. Meh

    Yeah…I might have found them pretty in junior high. They don’t do anything for me now. I’m gonna go look at pics of Laetitia Casta.

  18. Stephanie

    Miranda Kerr actually DOES have a nice face in her UN touched up photos such as signings..I think they go overboard with the airbrushing, making them look too young, too smooth, and too thin.

  19. Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang

    foto has skinny girls, look like me cousin before migration to USA

    ~Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang

  20. photographer

    the background in the 1st picture looks really nice! that is it, everything else about these photos were not done too well. I am surprised because he is a real professional and usually does a great job. Maybe the models he was working with this time around weren’t the greatest.

  21. wow

    Miranda Kerr is fugggglyyyy. How is she a model??

  22. topless chicks make the baby jesus happy! and we all want the baby jesus to be happy.. right? more topless chicks please.

    and what is with the artistic critique of these pictures? they are topless chicks!

  23. ek

    Wow, Miranda Kerr’s legs are looking a little Auschwitz-y. Yuck.

  24. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t know who these gals are but they have homely faces – and that first one looks like a walking stick

  25. nikky

    holy shit,
    that woman has the face of a 6 yr old
    kinda feel like a pedophile looking at that main pic

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  27. Dannii7

    I do have to wonder if it is the intention here to make these people appear like starving 1 year old refugees. Wow. This could be a poster for reasons not to get in to the business.

  28. Dannii7

    I do have to wonder if it is the intention here to make these people appear like starving 13 year old refugees. Wow. This could be a poster for reasons not to get in to the business.

  29. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    @smarm:

    Since I lay actual women, not bony ugly clotheshangers (who look better with the clothes on, although still not attractive), I will fart in your general direction.
    And while it took only a few moments to crawl up, getting the 9 inches back out of my abdomen is more fun, and for my ladies to do.

  30. She’s not “shockingly thin”. She’s in shape and that’s the type of body which i want for a woman. Leave it up to the fat asses to go on a rampage because a woman actually cares about her looks.

  31. MsM

    As a female who has never been over weight (always within a medically recommended range for my size) I have to say that the thighs in these pics do confuse me a little but I do have a butt and thighs that guys after petite girls don’t really go for.

    I agree that it’s not right to condemn these girls for how they look. There are many girls who are just naturally that shape. This only becomes an issue when other girls start to believe that they can’t be beautiful in all shapes and sizes.

    Let’s not do a 180 degree turn and start abusing thin people. Everyone has their own tastes, and it’s a good thing too, because everyone is a different shape. Lets all try to respect one another.

  32. Oh shit!! that's my daughter!!

    Gavin Rossdale must be proud. Somebody needs to drive miss daisy to get a shirt.

  33. the one with the Sloth is ugly. Too weird looking to be posing for any pictures besides her own personal shots

  34. Meh

    Lily Cole (the redhead) is just as thin as the rest of the models. Everyone saying that she looks healthier because her boobs are bigger needs to realize that fat distribution is different on everyone. Even if Miranda Kerr ate a cheeseburger, she wouldn’t magically sprout bigger boobs. If she gained weight, it would be all over, and the breasts would stay the same proportion. And Lily Cole having bigger boobs doesn’t mean she has a healthier appetite or takes better care of herself.

  35. person

    quick someone give her some food! she is sooo thin she looks starved. Very unattractive

    good face though

  36. that fat distribution is different on everyone. Even if Miranda Kerr ate a cheeseburger, she wouldn’t magically sprout bigger boobs. If she gained weight, it would be all over, and the breasts would stay the same proportion. And Lily Cole having bigger boobs doesn’t mean she has a healthier appetite or takes better care of herself.

  37. the one with the Sloth is ugly. Too weird looking to be posing for any pictures besides her own personal shots

  38. joho777

    These underdeveloped bodies look like 12-year-old methheads, complete with numb blank stares.

    Whoeveer put this collection of piglets together has a serious child fetish.

  39. OJ's Mom

    I love Pic #7 !!!

    “SLOTHS!!
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    We sleep 18 hours, but we always party 24!
    Hunt in packs, and we eat algae off our fur!

    SLOTHS!!
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    We got 3 toes, but we’ll pound down 3,000 Bud Lights!
    Break your nose, and kick your face in a punch fight!

    SLOTHS!!
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    We eat bamboo, but prefer your girls’ ***********!
    Shank your mom, with a pterodactyl ********* bone!

    SLOTHS!!
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    Hire a dog, to burn down a hospital!
    Eat cocaine, off America’s gravestone!

    SLOTHS!!
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    SLOTHS!!
    SLOTHS!!

    Don’t call us slow
    Don’t call us slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-owwwwww!!

    Kill all of your friends, and ride their corpses like a carousel!
    Put your ****** inside our *****, and kill you if you ever tell!

  40. Hei

    Should put women in there with more womanly shapes.

  41. henry

    @106:
    Nope Asian women don’t suddenly look 60 when they turn 30. They don’t ‘age terribly’ like you said, that’s crazy, they always look light years younger than American women their age. Thank you to 111 for spotting that too, I thought everyone knew Asian women look really young. They don’t just have youthful thin bodies, but really young-looking faces. I’m white and damn glad I date an Asian chick–she’s always getting gawked at and white people ask if she’s like 17 even though she’s 28. Your average American white woman is a laughingstock in the world, don’t you realise that?? Bad genes or bad lifestyle whatever, somehow they look really old and fat in general. And then they hate on the models, who somehow manage to look more normal, more youthful and slim. But even your models can’t compare with Asian wome–look at some of the Asian celebrities

    white women by far age faster than oriental women dumbass!

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  43. shudder

    the guy in the glasses creeps me out.

  44. lana

    apparently due to the photoshop, miranda kerr is knee-less.

  45. guineapig

    MIRANDA KERR LOOKS LIKE DAKOTA FANNING IN THIS PHOTO.

    that is all.

  46. Philip Pines

    Joanna Krupa > than all of these models (including miranda kerr) put together
    IMO
    No questions asked

  47. Philip Pines

    Joanna Krupa > than all of these models (including miranda kerr) put together
    IMO
    No questions asked

  48. Philip Pines

    sorry for the double post =3

  49. Love these models, hate these photos

    How dare you call Georgie (the girl with the sloth) ugly? She is completely natural, and her face is pure, high-fashion art. Those heart-shaped, pillowy lips and those boobs are totally natural and wonderful–if anything should convince North American women to lay off the silicon/saline, it should be photos like these. Also, she is far from anorexic. If you think those legs are too skinny, you must be fat. I think these Richardson pics are a little sucky, is all. Here are some better pics below of Georgie and some of the other gals:

    http://kbcita.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/calendario-vogue-2009-septiembre-georgina-stojiljkovic.jpg

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/c5fdd056825083

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