Blake Shelton Kicked Miranda Lambert Out For Cheating On Him

“Hey, Fish, how slow is it today?” So slow I’m writing about goddamn Miranda Lambert cheating on goddamn Blake Shelton. TMZ reports:

Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell us … Blake has suspected Miranda was living out a country cheating song for months. We’re told Blake heard rumors Miranda had hooked up with country singer Chris Young and thought it was believable enough to make him suspicious of her.
Young opened for Miranda a few years ago, and the 2 were spotted out publicly from time to time. But our sources say Chris was NOT the catalyst for the divorce. It was another guy, who is not a country singer.
Our sources say the reason Blake filed 2 weeks ago was because he received certain information about Miranda and the other guy that elevated things in Blake’s head from rumor to fact.

According to Lainey Gossip, if these rumors are true, Miranda Lambert is fucking toast in the country music world where women still aren’t allowed to cheat like the men or else a great demon will appear from the sky and turn their children gay with common core book larnin’. By golly, it happened to Billy Ray Cyrus just right over yonder. I done seen it!

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