Miranda Lambert Says Blake Shelton Cheated On Her, It’s A Rodeo!

Yesterday, Blake Shelton done did said Miranda Lambert cheated on him with another feller. But now Miranda, she be saying that it was Blake who’ns the one who stuck his cow-poke what for it don’t belong. Them Duke boys are sure in for some trouble. TMZ reports:

It’s a classic case of he said/she said … but sources close to Lambert say Shelton’s the one who strayed … with a famous country singer no less.
The sources claim Blake’s camp was unscrupulous, and threw mud with the help of a powerful PR firm that attacked Miranda before the ink was dry on the divorce docs.

Remember that post up over yonder where I said this here divorce was about as excitin’ as watchin’ paint dry on a barn door? I believe that still holds. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to spend the rest of my day pretendin’ to be Boyd Crowder. *takes 27 shots of whiskey* That’s right, you gonna help me piss in this here laptop computer box, U.S. Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens. Or do I have to pull first? — Ha! That’s funny ’cause it’s like a dick joke. *blacks out*

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