Miranda Kerr Posed For Terry Richardson

December 7th, 2012 // 43 Comments

Presumably through molesting the lifeforce out of young boys, Terry Richardson can make Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa look like sexually desirable women despite them being a 45-year-old lung cancer patient and Marilyn Manson with a piranha plant for a penis respectively. Yet here’s Miranda Kerr, one of the top supermodels in the world, somehow looking boring as shit which makes the old saying true, “One does not simply ply Miranda Kerr with coke.” And, yes, that was a Lord of The Rings reference because she’s married to Orlando Bloom. I’m almost at 10,000 woman running away, screaming “SEW IT! SEW IT SHUT! OH GOD!” Just five more…

Photos: Terry’s Diary


  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    super cute but… pippa?

    • NFW Beef period. Pippa is fugly compared to Miranda. Have u ever seen Pippa’s face. Sister married to royalty= means she relevant ONLY. Miranda is working her mojo. I feel horny but also ashamed as like looking at 16 yr girls with sexual hormones turning into women.

    • kimmykimkim

      Beef, you used to always say this bitch looked 13 but now she’s cute? What changed, huh? You get your meds adjusted, finally?

  2. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously what’s his secret? So u can take photos in black and white and that’s Avant-garde? In this picture he looks like a complete geeky gay or pedobear. I can’t decide. mmmh yes I’ll take up B&W pictures with a SLR camera now.

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      He’s not the problem. The problem is a culture that is so deviod of and starving for true artists and sense of art that people can’t tell the difference between art and pop culture diarrhea.

      • Trek Girl

        He’s controversial and uses nudity and sexual and simulated sexual acts in his photography, among other things. He also has genuinely interesting work. The connections that Mary Feeney mentioned are also a big part of his “secret”

        @Moo Cow Hunter: This says nothing about society or “the lack of true artists and sense of art”, because there isn’t a lack of either of those things. Controversy, sex, and edgy work sell. That’s how it has always been. Pick up a history book on the subject or, heck, look at lists on the subject on Toptenz.net and Listverse.com and you’ll see that people like him have always been famous and infamous. Terry Richardson is nothing compared to countless controversial, famous/infamous artists that came before him.

    • Mary Feeney

      His secret is connections: his father was a fashion photographer, Terry’s mother introduced teenage Terry to a professional photographer who hired Terry as his assistant, and so on.

      • Inner Retard

        This is one of the reasons why the entertainment industry is as terrible as it is. People get in based on connections not talent which eventually turned it to crap.

  3. JC

    Are these crappy pictures? Yes.
    Am I sporting a halfsie anyway? Yes.

  4. Drew

    I’m starting to believe all of Terry Richardsons photos posted on this site as pre-production/unfinished shots, because he seems to fucking suck.

    Also, Terry, your glasses aren’t chic and cool. Get over yourself and stop making models pose with them.


  5. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    How does this ugly, mildly talented at best, motherfucker do it? My guess? Huge personnality and/or dick and/or wallet.

    • Krissy

      He’s got a decent-sized dick and a fat wallet. That’s how he does it. Anyone can take shitty black and white pictures against a white screen and have them look the same as his.

  6. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this how all this Richardson guys photos are? B&W, put your fingers in your mouth, wear my gross pedo glasses?

  7. TT

    If that’s boring…….

  8. Mary Feeney

    “Of all the fine folks I’ve frolicked au natural for, he’s the only one who’s left me feeling like I needed to take two showers.”

    Source: “Terry Richardson is Really Creepy: One Model’s Story” by Jamie Peck, 3/16/10 at The Gloss dot com.

    If you look for the article, be sure NOT to read it immediately before or after a meal.

  9. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    So moral of the story is if you don’t have big tits Terry Richardson doesn’t make you bust them out. BORINGGGGGGG

  10. Terry must have absolutely stellar cocaine connections.

    If not, I can’t figure out how this pedophile looking douche gets women to come to his rape shack of an apartment and take “artistic” photos of them.

    “No, it’s ok…I’m using black and white mode, so it’s not porn, it’s art…now lick the tip a little”

  11. El Jefe

    Why would a model of her caliber pose or be seen anywhere near that disgusting pedo fuck and hack of a photographer?
    I am not a photographer and even I can see his work is shit and is all the same fucking thing all the time.

  12. it had to be said

    She has absolutely no ass. You knew that, but I felt compelled to say it.

  13. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So Terry couldn’t persuade her to strip down like her can most pinup gals. Bummer.
    I guess she’s a respectable married lady and mom now and won’t get into that sort of not for pay nonsense.

    • ddsrfttree

      erm why is she respectable? for not stripping?

      she stripped a number of time i heard. last time was only months ago

  14. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Much better than the T-shirt from his private photos: “I’m on Terry’s lap”

  15. poopy

    I think she’s pretty but I just can’t get over her baby face. It makes me uncomfortable.

  16. juicyfruit

    Yeah, these photos are ridiculously stupid. The posing is juvenile. That being said… this chick had a 10lb baby and and you wouldn’t even know it. You would think a 10 pound child would give her more of an ass.

  17. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Thumb’s up for being a schmuck! Even with a supermodel and no doubt thousands of dollars of camera equipment, he managed a photo shoot that looks like a Idaho shopping mall glamour shot.

  18. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Look at that guinea pig!
    Commented on this photo:

    “I always let them keep their clothes on… the first time.”

  19. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get all the hype about this girl. She’s not that pretty, and she’s not that fit. No ass! No boobs. Just a regular girl next door.

    • mrfknhappy

      I agree. I always thought that she was way overrated. She has an odd looking face, kind of like a cabbage patch kid and the body of a 12 yr old boy, no thanks!

  20. Utulu Hrrasi

    Trailer for Taken 3: Liam Neeson’s character’s daughter calls him and tells him that she modeled for a well-known fashion photographer who exposed himself to her and then lewdly propositioned her. The next thing we see is Neeson’s character on his cell phone. Cut to Terry Richardson answering his. As Terry listens he breaks out into a sweat, veins on his neck and forehead begin to throb, his lips tremble and his eyes look like they are about to bulge from their sockets.

  21. looks

    does she still look 16?

    im not good at the age look thing. but think she could pass as 16-18

  22. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Gladys the Groovy Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Terry get the best coke or something? What does it say about his work that his assistant was able to take this picture in his exact same stye?
    “The secret is FLASH. But don’t tell anyone.”

    • Sister Ray

      It’s possible that his only assistant for this shot was a tripod. Don’t like the creep but just saying.

  23. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Natalie Portman, if you pulled Natalie up by the hair and watched her face stretch to magical lengths.

  24. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like an idiot.

  25. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    The fuck?!

  26. Miranda Kerr Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    She didn’t have to be so damn boring about it! SHeesh, I mean, there are models that can have amazing pictures with all their clothes on and not look like your generic, smile-at-the-camera pageant cunt.

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