Miranda Kerr Posed For Terry Richardson

The Superficial | December 7, 2012 - 1:05 pm

Presumably through molesting the lifeforce out of young boys, Terry Richardson can make Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa look like sexually desirable women despite them being a 45-year-old lung cancer patient and Marilyn Manson with a piranha plant for a penis respectively. Yet here’s Miranda Kerr, one of the top supermodels in the world, somehow looking boring as shit which makes the old saying true, “One does not simply ply Miranda Kerr with coke.” And, yes, that was a Lord of The Rings reference because she’s married to Orlando Bloom. I’m almost at 10,000 woman running away, screaming “SEW IT! SEW IT SHUT! OH GOD!” Just five more…

Photos: Terry’s Diary