Those Are Miranda Kerr’s Nipples

September 9th, 2013 // 22 Comments

For the record, I will post other things today and have no idea why I bothered.

You and I are in accord.

Photos: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Getty


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  2. dunkydoo

    she just loves showing off her tits, doesn’t she? how does orlando stand being married to her.

  3. Bonky

    A delightful and refreshing way to start the week. Thank you for these pics.

  4. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    that is soo not accidental it’s not even funny

  5. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    The movie may be called “Mademoiselle C,” but Miranda was actually premiering her own show, “Mademoiselle 34C.”

  6. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    “Malfuntion”, my ass. I believe her wardrobe behaved in exactly the manner that the Universe intended.

  7. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    meh, she’s naked in 50% of her photo shoots anyway. much more exciting than this.

  8. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    Let’s make today “Mammary Day” in honor of all the wonderful things those lovely objects have given us.

    The Founding Fathers ™ would have wanted it that way…

  9. blerg

    Best Monday morning ever!

  10. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    “Wardrobe Malfunction” in the sense that a lace doilie is a “wardrobe” and a carefully planned and executed breast exposure is a “malfunction”.

    Other than that, it’s totally legit.

  11. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    Who gives a fuck malfunction or not, Orlando sees then all time so should us?

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    Cock Dr
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    How long can she look like she’s 17?

  13. She rocks the post pregnancy nipples well.

  14. mrfknappy

    Her face looks odd to me….

  15. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    It’s never a bad thing when i get to see a beautiful pair of breasts.

  16. nice. but tell me people aren’t getting so stupid they can’t distinguish between a wardrobe malfunction and a slut flashing.

  17. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    Nice dress!!

  18. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    oh she wants the drop the skirt , too ( accidentally , unintentionally) , yes please

  19. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    Ah, and those nice big brown nipples just add to the hotness!!

  20. Miranda Kerr Nipples
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    Her Wardrobe might be malfunctioning….

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    …My Boner isn’t.


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