Miranda Kerr Looks Really Smart For Some Reason and Other News

December 2nd, 2011 // 19 Comments

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- George Clooney is easy-going while Nick Nolte desperately clings to life. [Huffington Post]

- Mindy McCready seems to be doing just fine. [Dlisted]

- If Gary Oldman gets this, it’s only to make up for snubbing him in The Fifth Element. I’m just saying what we’re all thinking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Attention Olivia Munn: Less acting, more of this. That is all. [Hollywood Tuna]

- That Megan Fox Armani video is called The Tip. THE TIP. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Alyssa Miller is in a bikini, but she probably really wants to try acting. [Popoholic]

- The strain of celebrity status probably ruined Dan Cortese‘s marriage. [TMZ]

- Lady Gaga dumps Cheerios all over her naked chest in her new 14 min. video, because apparently avant-garde means ‘to destroy the beloved breakfast of my childhood.’ [TooFab]

- There’s something about Wet Braless Famewhores that just screams Friday to me. [theCHIVE]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Ana Serradilla prove that Mexico is more than just donkey shows and diarrhea. [Heavy]

- Charlize Theron and the classic tale of hot chick who was a bullied nerd. [FilmDrunk]

- Russell Brand stole Larry King‘s wife’s panties. [Starpulse]

- Newt Gingrich can’t stop talking about putting poor black children to work. [Bossip]

- Jenna Dewan in lingerie has something to do with men being healthy. I concur. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Lowndes wants to you see something. [IDLYITW]

- Scarlett Johansson politely tells OWS to get their shit together, then poses topless. [Celebslam]

- Even the Victoria’s Secret Angels can’t stop this song from making me want to knife my eardrum. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Winter Sports Babes [Bleacher Report]

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  1. God is Black

    What you want one of my balls if I’m allowed a motorboat my face in her boobies until I suffocate? Ok!

  2. Snack pack

    When her girlfriends tell her that guys just don’t listen to them, Miranda just can’t relate at all.

  3. Mike D.

    Well, looks like the baby weight went to the right place.

  4. Improv class ready? OK, her tits are a bicycle rack and your penis is a bicycle.

  5. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Louis Vuitton Maison
    yoyoblack
    Commented on this photo:

    i do not like her face. she looks like, some kind of bird. and not a cute bird.

  6. Cock Dr

    IMO more full frontal nudity from this woman would bring the world closer to global peace and prosperity.

  7. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Louis Vuitton Maison
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so outrageously beautiful. She is one of those stars that I’d love to see in real life because she seems so flawless.

  8. Just the tip. JUST THE TIP.

  9. I was just reading this article about her yesterday: http://www.thevine.com.au/blog/alyxgorman/miranda-kerr-is-lying-to-us20111201.aspx
    I guess the theory is that she sounds so banal and idiotic in conversation, that it might all be just one big ruse to mask a cold and calculating business woman.

    Titties!

  10. cc

    I am imagining her coming behind me, resting a breast on each shoulder, while she whispers in my ear ‘Leave the computer be darling, I want to get banged so hard blood pools in my ass.’

  11. The Cynic

    The face is as goofy as the tits are yummy.

  12. Venom

    Sexiest alien ever.

  13. roughin in progress

    Boy i had a nice rant on this Kris Humfries, too bad his post is off page.

  14. Must. Kill. Orlando. Bloom.

  15. forrest gump

    but don’t take your wallet out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Louis Vuitton Maison
    Idk
    Commented on this photo:

    shes kinda odd looking to me

  17. Mama Pinkus

    she is creepy

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