Miranda Kerr Is, Uh, Definitely Pregnant

Presumably in a bid to accelerate Orlando Bloom’s murder, pregnant supermodel Miranda Kerr appears nude in the December issue of W Magazine. So to honor what once was, and may never will be again unless she was injected with the same super-soldier serum as Alessandra Ambrosio, I’ve included a gallery of Miranda Kerr as I choose to remember her – but with the new breasts. Those are coming with me.

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