Miranda Kerr Is, Uh, Definitely Pregnant

November 9th, 2010 // 168 Comments

Presumably in a bid to accelerate Orlando Bloom‘s murder, pregnant supermodel Miranda Kerr appears nude in the December issue of W Magazine. So to honor what once was, and may never will be again unless she was injected with the same super-soldier serum as Alessandra Ambrosio, I’ve included a gallery of Miranda Kerr as I choose to remember her – but with the new breasts. Those are coming with me.

Photo: W


  1. Cock Dr

    Let’s hope the baby gets the best genes from both of the pretty parents.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Please, no more Pregnant women.

    • Vince the Milkman

      You baby batter slurpers that dont think a pregnant woman is H O T are GAY!

      And you dont like the nipples? Are you kidding? and lactation? really?

      You sound like the type of guys that like missionary in the dark for 6 minutes.

      Ill bet you guys dont rim that pretty little butthole or show your girls (if you even have one/any) how to squirt either, right?

      You following me camera guy?

    • Isn’t that a kind of cheese?

      • horn dog

        “Vince the Milkman” is prolly the same dweeb who used to call himself “the only hetero in this joint.” If it’s not the same asswipe, they’re cut from the same cloth.

        Hey, “Vince,” you come across as awfully insecure about your stupid opinions. That’s because what you have is a fetish. There are newsgroups for you and perverts like you. Go there.

      • Someone

        haha…no fontanel is the soft spot of the not fully developed cranium of a baby. It’s like that so the baby can get out.

    • Vince the Milkman

      horn dog

      awwww princess…did I hit a nerve? Describe you to a tee?

      Yea, I figured so.

      Dont feel like the lone ranger though. Its because of plain janes like you that women look elsewhere for more “adult” sexual experiences. The “11th grade sex” that they get from you is about as exciting as a dentists appointment.

      Keep it up stinky pinky…and be sure to leave me your address so I know where to send the thank you card.

  2. Rough silent type

    Who cares!

  3. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    she has cartoon nipples

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    Those are some puffy fuckin’ nipples.

  5. I don’t know who Miranda Kerr is, but I think it’s funny that whatever “W” magazine is (turns out it’s NOT about George Bush), it has more nude chicks than Playboy does these days.

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    I think it’s disgusting when pregnant owmen pose naked.

  7. shankyouverymuch


  8. Puffy pepperoni nips. Yuck yuck yuck.

  9. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    I think I can see her nipple.

  10. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    Her nipples look like they’re pulsating….

  11. Pope Been-A-Dick

    Sorry to deflate your ambitions but do you really think you can impregnate your inflatable girlfriend with a pinprick?

  12. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
    those tits are great
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    id suck the hell outta those… this pic made me hard… id still bang her brains out… shes hot as hell

  13. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
    those tits are great
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    didnt realize the post went through! my bad!

  14. Ash Bones


  15. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    ….her hips are going to break when she gives birth. She is too, too, too small. Ew.

  16. what the fuck is it with chicks who don’t do nudity when we DO want to see them, young, fit and hot….but you can’t get them to keep their clothes on when they’re fucking gross bloated hog pregnant, old, or fat?

    Look, we get it…you know you look disgusting, so you’re looking for reassurance that you’re actually beautiful. But you’re not. People will lie to you to make you feel better, but as soon as your back is turned it’s all “damn, she looks like she swallowed a watermelon, and pasted pepperoni on her fat tits”.

    • Me

      No i think some women view it as a beautiful picture because its with them and their baby. Trust me this girl has a hot husband, money, and a family coming shes not looking to impress anyone with her looks especially not a pig like you.

      • so she’s not looking to impress anyone, or get anyone’s approval…but she’s posing nude to be in a magazine for millions (hundreds?) of people to see.

        sounds EXACTLY like someone looking for approval to me.

    • Nick

      Well said. The only reason she’ll get any compliments about looking good when pregnant is ’cause chicks are secretly glad she’s losing her hotness. It makes women feel more secure when they see another woman become less attractive.

      Argh, this girl was never THAT hot before, not as hot as Ambrossio etc, and now she’s even worse

    • ctti

      I’m no psychic but you’ll probably wind up living in your mother’s basement, jacking off to Internet porn while you’re not eating week-old pizzas & drinking cheap beer.

      Sure, some expectant mothers may look terrible & bloated but Miranda Kerr certainly doesn’t. The only thing “bloated” about her is her belly, which is evidence of the miracle of life.

      As for the “pepperoni nipples”, it happens during lactation. So quite being a dick & start acting like you actually have one, because honestly, real men wouldn’t speak like you do.

    • It’s funny how with one comment, we call know with absolute certainty that ctti is:
      a) a woman
      b) a mother
      c) covered in stretch marks
      d) has deflated flapjack titties
      e) is disgusted by her own body

      “miracle of life…” hah, seriously? stray CATS get pregnant if you don’t shoot them, why does every chick think she invented getting pregnant and everyone should be impressed with her?

      • Crack Ho’s can spread em and get preggers. Teenage boys get teenage girls pregnant all the time. Not a miracle, it’s biology and it’s simple. Insert penis into vagina. Ejaculate sperm into vagina. Sperm swims to Uterus, meets up with egg, one sperm penetrates egg … voila … pregnancy.

        Now, having said all that, I don’t think the pictures are gross. I would love to have seen Miranda Kerr do spread naked shots before she was pregnant but alas she isn’t THAT big a whore so she did this artsy thing. Doesn’t bug me. She looks pretty to me actually.

      • Me

        from your comment you are a fat beer bellied man with a disgusting stubbled beard, food in his face, alcoholic creep that will never get a beautiful woman. And cat dont get pregnant if you spay them. Such a dumbass probably dont have any education. poor you.

    • BENWAW

      Way wrong Dude she still is very sexy

    • Erin

      You’re an idiot. Miranda Kerr is fucking gorgeous; pregnant or not.

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    Jese H Christ
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    I’d hit that, eat it do dirty things to it

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    Those nips have got squat to do with the pregnancy. Talk about mouth fillers! Yummy!

  19. burton

    WOW, she looks sickly thin, like one of them starving african women…that baby is gonna come out looking anorexic/.

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    Got milk?

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    typical male pig
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    I’ve banged chicks fatter than this who weren’t pregnant. I’d tap that preggo ass for sure.

  22. JesseJimmy

    Chick is fat. She should hit the treadmill. And her mosquito bites are gonna be tore up after that kid gets through slurping on those itty-bitties.

    • Me

      Actually shes pregnant not fat… jeez did you even pass junior high??

      • JesseJimmy

        Pregnancy is just an excuse for chicks like her to get fat. She has clearly put on more pregnancy weight than necessary. Chick is fat.

      • youreadick

        Ummmmm, she’s pregnant. That means she has a child inside her, in case you were unaware (you seem to be retarded is all). If she was any thinner she would die. Bet you’re a fat fuck yourself…. Please do us all a favour and die

    • ctti

      Uh…pregnant women DO put on weight, so even if she IS fat, she shouldn’t be criticized because she’s pregnant. However, she is NOT fat. I’m surprised she isn’t bigger than this.

      • JesseJimmy

        Listen, I’m fine with chicks putting on a bit of weight when they are pregnant, but Miranda has clearly gone overboard. I’m sorry all of you frumpy women sitting at home on the couch need an excuse feel better about being fat. Also, “youreadick”, this is a U.S. website, cut out that annoying British spelling, mmkay?

      • Me

        Haha me frumpy.. i doubt that very much.

      • Marco

        A complete lack of sarcasm detection/smarts here. Me citti and youreadick need to relax.

      • Kitty Furry


      • youreadick

        Did you know that the internet is global? Or are you unaware that there are places other than the US? Did you go to school? Are you 5 years old? What the fuck is wrong with you? Go back to trying to suck your dick asshole (or should I say arsehole).

    • Apple Jack

      Holy shit, JesseJimmy, you have little knowledge of what healthy pregnancy looks like, do you? I sincerely hope you never roofie a girl and knock her up, for her sake and her child’s sake. You’ll probably whip her with a hickory switch if she’s not anorexic enough so that you can see her baby’s ribs through her skin while she’s still pregnant. You fucking ass. I really, really hope you die alone.

  23. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    I think she is beautiful in this picture. The photograph is simply stunning. I do realize that prego images like this are a bit…cliche nowadays, but I do love them all the same. =)

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    I think pregnant women are beautiful. Especially her.

  25. xuc

    Wow, she looks terrible – fat as hell! When did she start putting on the pounds?!?

  26. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    It’s disgusting when pregnant women pose naked. It’s demeaning and degrading to the child they are bearing. Fucking whore.

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    It a beautiful picture ! I love it and I can’t wait to see their baby !

  28. Charlotte Corday

    Wah..wah..blah..blah…come on. Most of you nutted one out.

  29. Miranda Kerr
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    Actually it’s the growth during pregnancy that later on causes sagging not breastfeeding. The damage is done before it ever reaches that point. Ask any OBGYN.

  30. welldoneson

    preggo is NOT pretty.

    that is all.

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    Normal Male
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    Gorgeous puffy nips. Would love to use them as all day suckers. Milk, it does a body good!

  32. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    Dumb as fucks. I’m hoping the fact that you don’t like looking at pregnant women means you won’t actually impregnate one.

  33. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    Totally fucking amazing.

  34. Zeus

    I made her pregnant, using Orlando Bloom’s penis.

  35. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    does anyone else feel a H.R. Giger vibe to this?

  36. jdub

    She looks gorgeous pregnant. I wish I could look that svelte – and I’m not about to shit out a kid! Lucky baby hit the gene pool jackpot, just like Brad/Angie and Tom Brady/Gisele’s kids.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      That’s not true. Your baby maybe the lucky one. First. You come to this site =means you have some sense of humour. Second usually kids don’t look like their parents but rather granparents and have gens- character similar to one of grandparents. Predesposition to cancer is inherited so if you take Angelina – her mom died of cancer which endangers her offsprings.
      Miranda Kerr has her eyes kind of wide apart. I wouldn’t call her face most attractive from the genetic point of view as medically eyes set wide apart can be a symptom of some diseases. I may assume she is pretty tall as she is a supermodel – tall people may have all kinds of chronic conditions as well, because let’s face is all this is a sort of mutation.

  37. Anal Shenanigan

    For a pregnant lady, she looks good. I’ll bet she’s still getting boned. I feel bad for the kid though, having to duck and dodge a raging hard-on at such a young age.

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    She is SOOOO beautiful!!!

  39. dr.jimmy

    well, I am not big fan of pregnancy pictures but I don’t think that her beauty is gone. She hasn’t gain much weight and with proper care she’ll back to her old body soon. Have you seen any major celebrity whose body been seriously destroyed by pregnancy. I can think only of Geri Haliwell’s and maybe Julia Roberts.

  40. wim

    americans who become horny now must visit the madhouse for help…………

  41. Kodos


  42. uhm

    No thanks.

  43. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    She’s still stunningly beautiful pregnant. The only downside is I’m not the one who made her look that way

  44. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    I like this site for its particular humour and usually don’t even check the comments to the pictures. This time I made an exception and must admit, that most of the men commenting here are really disgusting. The funny part is, I am sure that they are ugly fat Americans, which is causing their bitterness on the 1st place. I am sorry for you, really.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    looks a bit of an alien

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    What a great way to ruin a beautiful woman. I mean sure, go have kids if you feel the need to breed, but it is not pretty folks….

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    Rocky's Bullwinkle
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    Those nips were build for a family of two or three!

  48. Lady Blah Blah

    Hi hlin, your first line made me think I was reading a post by Randal. You know I think would be fun? To put a big leather handbag over the head of someone who uses a place like this to try to direct readers to a commercial site, and then use that head-in-a-handbag as a punching bag.

  49. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    Holy nipples!

  50. Miranda Kerr Pregnant Nude W
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    I’m finding it difficult to comprehend the low IQ level most of you have. Firstly, why is it so bad that she poses nude when she HAS posed nude before? Some people think it’s beautiful, if you don’t, don’t fap to it.
    Second, anyone thinking she’s ‘fat’ in her pregnant state is clearly 12.
    And finally, her boobs won’t be ‘tore up’ as long as she takes care of them. And being a super model, if they look any bit deflated, she’ll probably just get small implants anyway. Problem solved.

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