This Is What Happens When Miranda Kerr Goes On ‘Fox & Friends’

June 4th, 2013 // 34 Comments

Sorry to post about Republicans twice in a row, but here’s Miranda Kerr on Fox & Friends this morning where she probably said words about something, but more importantly decided to show off how flexible she was until Bill O’Reilly burst into the room and pelted her with loofahs. The man has a distinct mating call.

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  1. Jazzy Jeff

    Giggity

  2. Get your shit straight, Fish. O’Reilly scrubbed her back with the loofa and he rubbed her pussy with falafel.

  3. grobpilot

    Getting her presidential campaign started?

  4. Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying.

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    Smapdi
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    Are you sure this is “Fox and Friends”? I see black people there.

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    MIKE
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    The more I see this picture .. the more werider and unattractive her face looks

  7. Great…..will she become another Victoria Jackson?

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    “Orlando said he was ‘this big’ before we dated”…

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “So, tell us what you think of Obama’s Christian-hating, freedom-stomping agenda.”
    *lifts legs over her head*
    “I wanna smoke pot and throw my guns in the river! I love socialism! FUCK THE RICH!”

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    “I contribute little! Tee hee!”

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    o'chunt
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    Her face looks like a MAD caricature of herself, somehow.

  12. serimode

    Flexibility fail – she bent her knee…big deal. Show her standing up and holding her leg up near her head or go home.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like the perv decided to quickly rub one out while he’s touching her.

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    Deacon Jones
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    This is the most black people that have been on Fox and Friends in years.

  15. I can’t believe none of those morons bet her she couldn’t cross her ankles behind her head.

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    This is the most black people I’ve ever seen on Fox and Friends, considering these photos are the closest I’ve ever come to actually seeing that fucking tripe.

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    I’d phcku her until she turned into a Republican.

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    yoop
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    I don’t think this is how you do “I’m a Little Teapot” but I approve of the artistic liberty.

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    alex
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    Yes Mike, very strange face. Or strange head shape. Whatever it is, its hypnotic. Call me crazy but I still prefer that Sarah Michele Gellar with the crows feet to this.

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    She does have some vaguely uncanny valley stuff going on there, doesn’t she?

  21. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    Why the hell is she on that show? Who cares? She’s fucking hot!

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    crb
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    Annd,… That’s where babies come from, Brian! -WHEEEEEEEE!!!

  23. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Tight Spandex Dress Fox & Friends
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    It was that moment when Miranda realized that she was not donating her time to the developmentally challenged, but was – in fact – on “Fox & Friends”.

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    Yoda Mann
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    Actually a mermaid, that’s just one side tail flipper. In a shoe.

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    LC
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    I’m sorry, but where the hell is the video to this?? Need. Now.

  26. To my way of thinking sending Miranda Kerr to appear on Fox & Friends should be considered redundant.

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    Whatever
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    OMG, she looks like an animated doll…

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    Deacon Jones
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    It was a false report. My wife was actually watching “The Bachelorette” when they took my vitals and declared me dead.

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    Capt. Obvious
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    Who cares? Do you spend your life critiquing the racial diversity of everything you see?

    Blacks are 12% of the US population…mathematically, they wouldn’t be in 99% of everything like they (and you apparently) think they should be.

    YOU are the problem for thinking like you do, not anyone else.

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    She must be really really unintelligent (stupid) to do that stupid stupid Fox show !!!!

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