Miranda Kerr Doing What God Handmade Her To Do and Other News

August 3rd, 2011 // 51 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- James Spader is terrifying the cast of The Office. [Huffington Post]

- George Clooney is banging Stacey Keibler now. [Dlisted]

- Taryn Manning feels like she deserves an Oscar. Wait, who? [Lainey Gossip]

- Selena Gomez vs. Never Going To Be Clooney’s Wife: A quandary of perversion vs. homo-erotic confusion. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Speaking of homo-erotic confusion, here’s Kate Moss topless. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Education in America. What’s the problem? [theCHIVE]

- Lady Gaga was going to help Amy Winehouse beat drug addiction, but got too busy. You understand. [IDLYITW]

- Sean Kingston learned a lot from his jet ski accident. Oddly, ducking and/or braking didn’t make the list. [TooFab]

- In Soviet Russia, Sea World is the octagon. [FilmDrunk]

- And it’s officially, weird shit happening at aquatic show parks day. [BuzzFeed]

- Marissa Miller‘s hotness flusters Conan O’Brien. [Popoholic]

- Taye Diggs doesn’t understand vacationing. Or hat fashion, as it turns out. [Just Jared]

- Mel Gibson is celebrating 5 years of sobriety. And he’ll burn your Jew house down if you try to say otherwise. [Celebslam]

- Gary the Singing Construction Worker will make you wonder how its possible that people like Rebecca Black aren’t homeless. [Videogum]

- Angela Sarafyan is in her underwear. [Maxim]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Jane Clement [Heavy]

- The 30 Sexiest Sports Hottie Newcomers [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Satan's bitch

    She looks like a china doll. Not an attractive look, BTW.

  2. Facebook Me

    I see GOD has done her right in every way.

  3. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    There are more depressing things than that collection of “before and after” shots of VS models that show what they looked like before they were shipped off to Mattell for augmentation/ alterations/ soul removal, but I can’t think of them right now.

    Does she wind up, or is she battery-powered? Never mind, I don’t really want to know

  4. Cock Dr

    She’s rockin’ those milk jugs.
    Need shots with different outfits……and where’s the blue barf bag hat?

  5. Clarence Beeks

    Great body, but I have met her in person, and she is not that pretty. Cute, but there are so many other models that blow her out of the water.

  6. DM

    She is so pretty, I hope I look that good at 28!

    • Clarence Beeks

      yeah, because 28 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OLD. she is lucky she isn’t falling apart.

      • DM

        No but it is approaching 30, and that’s when you collagen production slows down. I’m not saying she is old, I’m saying she still looks very fresh.

      • Clarence Beeks

        How old are you? There are many, MANY women who still look “fresh” after age 30. It;s called good genetics and/or taking care of yourself. You sound very naive.

      • DM

        I am 36, like Isaid before I’m not saying 30 is old, I’m complimenting how she looks for her age, I would have guessed she was 20!!! I don’t know why you and Kim are getting your panties all twisted over a compliment.

      • DM


    • kimmykimkim

      Um, I’m 30 and I’m fucking banging. Not a wrinkle, not a gray hair, and I’m in the best shape of my life. Actually, I’m 30 and a HALF! Oh my god! That’s sooo crazy. And I can still wipe my own ass!

      • Yeah

        Yup, sure you’re banging… if you feel the need to defend what you look like on the internet, then more than likely you’re a fat tub of lard. Congrats!

      • ................


        chances are you’re not banging if you got that butt hurt over some random stranger’s comment…you reek of insecurity.

      • TomFrank

        kimmy, I suggest you choose a Superficial commenter (pick me! pick me!) to somehow verify your hotness and confirm it to everyone on the site.

      • Clarence Beeks

        I am not “getting my panties in a twist”. Your comment is an insult to anyone over 30. Which yes I am. You may have meant something else, but your wording made you sound very naive.

  7. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    Wow, She looks terrible from Behind

  8. "Big" Palmer

    Man , who cares if she is perfect !
    She is one hot piece of ass ! I would have one big smile on my face after having my way with her !

  9. Maeby

    A fire? at the sea parks???

  10. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    Just a California Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Trust me, Straight men like this.

  11. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    Wow! She’s perfect lady!!!

  12. cc

    I am just here to post my customary ‘I despise Orlando Bloom’.

    I despise Orlando Bloom. Thanks for reading.

  13. Shyt

    Her makeup is terrible and unflattering. Her body looks amazing.

  14. LJ

    Just getting to be more and more gay bois and virgins on this site just hatin’ at women.

  15. Alyx

    The only thing I knew about Taryn Manning was her band, Boomkat. She acts?!

  16. kimmykimkim

    Those tits are fucking tits!

  17. Natasha

    She’s perfect!

  18. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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  19. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    NYC I Banker
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  20. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    NYC I Banker
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  21. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch is hot if she is real. If she has plastic jugs then I pass!

  22. She looks pretty good. Too bad the spawn of Orlando Boom ruined her squeezebox…

  23. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    Did she shoot up a bunch of horse tranquilizer before walking the catwalk? Pic #10 is the worse offender for this hypothesis.

  24. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    No thanks.

  25. sc4play

    Damn skippy!

  26. Frank Burns

    Thank you God!

  27. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Victoria Secret models are all natural, which means they are not allowed to have plastic barbie parts. Her new larger rack is thanks to her recent pregnancy….

  28. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    her mouth looks huge here, she looks like ronald mcdonalds in this pic

  29. Bee Bee

    I have never found her particularly attractive, but she looks way younger then her age. She certainly takes care of herself.

  30. Frankincense

    The swimsuit looks like a comic book hero’s outfit.

  31. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This is crazy. I have watched her behind over the years very well. Now her behind really sagged after she had her son. I hoped this would not happen since she she got pregnant in a rather yound age but – it’s not gonna happen….

  32. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    “She’s winking and it’s just for me!” said every straight male who saw this.

  33. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
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    I’m a chick and even I have a little crush on her. Drop-dead gorgeous.

  34. CranAppleSnapple

    God she’s beautiful!

  35. Edgar Gasconye

    I would love to spooge in her mouth

  36. Miranda Kerr Cleavage David Jones
    Drunk Driver
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ. Hit the weight room, bitch.

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