Miranda Kerr Isn’t The Duggars

I’ve got a post on the Duggars coming up, but instead of waiting until after to save you with some form of boob, I thought I’d switch things up and hit with you them first. So here are Miranda Kerr’s breasts at something somewhere, which you’ll notice aren’t a clown car vagina full of incest and hypocrisy. Then again, Justin Bieber might’ve touched them, so maybe they’re worse now? Which is a joke because I’m almost positive they’re made of radiating light and the breath of angels. He could’ve cracked a baby open on them, and they’d be as shiny and new as ever. (Dedicated to Carly Fiorina.)

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