Two Australian Billionaires Got In A Street Fight Over Miranda Kerr

Part of being a world famous supermodel is you have to have sex with billionaires. Right, Heidi Klum? Right. Except at the end of the day, billionaires are men like the rest of us, and men are territorial sons of bitches which is why filthy rich childhood best friends David Gyngell and James Packer found themselves brawling on the streets of Sydney over Miranda Kerr. NY Daily News reports with hilarious pictures I might add:

Miranda Kerr’s rumored billionaire beau got in quite the brawl.
Australian media mogul James Packer found himself in a street fight with close pal David Gyngell, the chairman of Nine Entertainment Co., on May 4 in Sydney outside his home.
Packer split from wife Erica Baxter in September 2013 after six years of marriage and in December he was romantically linked to the 31-year-old supermodel months after her separation from husband Orlando Bloom.

If you’re wondering how something like this hasn’t happened sooner, there’s a reason The Golden Octagon sits upon the beaches of Murder Island. They say on a cold day you can hear François-Henri Pinault’s cries of “Sonic BOOM” echo through the palm trees as he fells each and every opponent who dares to try and take that what is his. One time he pulled a man’s spine out through his neck which is understandable because Salma Hayek’s breasts are fucking grenade. I’d throw a grenade at a baby if they told me to. I’ll go get one right now.

Photos: British GQ