Here’s Miranda Kerr posing in a bikini on Sunday, and there’s really nothing you can do with these photos but acknowledge a baby came out of here just over 90 days ago and proceed to judge all women based on this criteria from here on out. And, ladies, don’t get mad at me. Get mad at nature for apparently forging Miranda out of nothing but rubber bands and spectacular mammaries. I’m just a guy who writes sexy words on the Internet, I don’t build women. Yet.
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