Miranda Kerr’s In A Bikini, Clearly Hates Jesus

The Superficial / February 9, 2012

Because a woman’s body is her husband’s property – After two years of bringing in sweet Victoria’s Secret checks, of course. – here’s the godless Jezebel Miranda Kerr flaunting her carnal treasures in Australia so that men may become filled with lust and spill their seed upon the ground thus fertilizing Satan’s subterranean army which shall usher forth an unholy era where women can vote, enter into legal contracts and make almost as much money as men. May God have mercy on our souls.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin