I wonder why somebody like Mira Sorvino would be marrying some creepy Johnny Depp wannabe. Maybe she can see past his ugly exterior and is impessed by all the success he’s had in his 22 years of life. No wait, I forgot he’s just a ‘waiter-aspiring actor’. These weird Hollywood couples really boggle my mind, like Beyonce and Jay-Z. If there’s anybody in the world uglier than Jay-Z I would very much like to meet them. No, that’s not true, I would never want to meet anybody that ugly.