Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you’re like me, you’ve had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver’s egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports:
“It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE at An Evening with The Riches at The Paley Center for Media on Friday night. “I’ve never had sex,” she said with a sly grin as she gestured to her belly.
For those of you playing the home game, “Easter bunny” is code for Criss Angel’s penis which is hollow, made of white chocolate and usually gets thrown on the ground because you specifically asked for Cadbury Creme Eggs, mom. True story.
Photos: Splash News
Ruby | April 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
Did this site change writers again? Cause that is some funny shit. Much better than a a few weeks back.
sportsdvl | April 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
Who the hell would fuck Criss Angel? Seriously!
But, it is nice having a story about someone who actually has talent unlike the Jessica Simpsons and J-Lo’s of the world.
mrah | April 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
She is very pretty pregnant
Jimbo | April 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
I am the daddy of her baby!!
Jimbo | April 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
I am the daddy of her baby!!
Trilia | April 21, 2008 at 10:51 am
Omg. yeah. It is said she met her love before on millionaire and celebrity dating site ‘millionaire friends.com’. Many celebs are looking for their true love there.
Auntie Kryst | April 21, 2008 at 10:52 am
Do you like apples?
Well I got Minnie Driver pregnant!
How do you like them apples??
bakinmycake | April 21, 2008 at 10:53 am
nice man hands…for a man
asnid | April 21, 2008 at 10:54 am
she looks bad on this pic but she’s actually very sweet. I met her once on celebs club’Searching Millionaire Dot com’.We had nice chat.
Mo | April 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
It’s some dude in San Fransisco. It’s already been said that it’s NOT Criss Angel. This shit’s getting OLD.
NEW shit, please.
woodhorse | April 21, 2008 at 11:07 am
Well, Hell, Fish. I wouldn’t tell anybody either. I mean, c’mon, Cris Angel?
Feel_the_velvet | April 21, 2008 at 11:08 am
She looks good. I was talking to her some months ago on the internet on some site called
www . try to trick hot famous people into thinking you’re rich and great so that you can have sex with them . com
We had a nice chat. About swapping out struts on a 1982 Chevy Nova.
SummerC | April 21, 2008 at 11:13 am
WHERE’S THE EMMA WATSON UPSKIRT PICS????
GET ON IT BEFORE SHE HITS 20!!!!
killMontag | April 21, 2008 at 11:15 am
She is living testament to not baking yourself in the sun, that skin looks like leather – yuck.
RENEE | April 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
Who gives a flying fuck, I mean really? Minnie Driver? Yeah, who cares. Fugly, old, freckly faced hasbeen, neverwas. Who in their right minds would want to knock her up anyway??? …oh yeah, sir douchealot; Criss Angel (wow, I’m mean spirited today, grrr).
morga | April 21, 2008 at 11:24 am
she looks OK
‘cept her skin is torched, blech
sandwich maker | April 21, 2008 at 11:24 am
hmm, what exactly IS a flying fuck?
Fat bitches suck | April 21, 2008 at 11:28 am
Maybe Criss Angel could make her liver-spotted manhands disappear. YUCK. I’d lose my boner if I looked down and saw those things wrapped around my pork sword. Better buy some gloves for that hag, Criss ….
bigcups | April 21, 2008 at 11:32 am
I don’t know why celebrities are so unwilling to admit facts: i.e. engagements, pregnancies, marriages, baby daddies etc. We would certainly be a lot less interested and they would actually look a lot classier if they just answered honestly. Not saying who the father is actually makes her look like a whore.
Anal Fistula | April 21, 2008 at 11:51 am
who has the rabbit/Minnie Driver bestiality vid? i’d definitely love to see that…
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 21, 2008 at 11:57 am
So there’s still no one willing to admit they fucked her?
Will | April 21, 2008 at 12:20 pm
That is one sexy forearm. I could lick it for hours.
FRIST!!! | April 21, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Silly rabbit…Pricks are for kids!!
FRIST!!! is a pedo | April 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm
sicko
GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | April 21, 2008 at 12:29 pm
CONSIDERING SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH I’M GUESSING THERE WILL BE ZERO MAGAZINE BIDDING WARS FOR HER BABY PICS.
Gil | April 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I her kid has her anvil head and it’s a very long labor.
Kat | April 21, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Shut up, she looks gorgeous. And, wow, and Irish person with freckles? Will wonders never cease?
RENEE | April 21, 2008 at 12:50 pm
@17 who gives a flying fuck what a flying fuck is ;)
Rat's Ass | April 21, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@28 Who gives a me?
Dorito Man | April 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Easter bunny my arse. Someone has carved her though, that’s for sure. Though I’m having trouble imagining that poof Criss Angel getting the job done proper. The tinkling and clinking his jewely makes during a carving evokes nightmares of being stuck in a room listening to the din of 60 dog licenses rattling as their wearers swipe their tongues arcoss their balls..
ToTellTheTruth | April 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Oh ok…anyways…
DFCtomm | April 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Should have put up a link to the video of the Easter Bunny beating the hell out of people, or maybe a link to the secret sex video that Minnie and the Bunny made.
cookiepuss | April 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
She is so unfortunate looking
bernard fleming | April 22, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’m the babydaddy, but she isn’t saying anything because I won’t look at her any more – because she’s too fat. Bitch really let herself go big-time.
Don | April 22, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I’m sure her baby will be a cute bastard!
poteetsl | April 22, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Nice sun damage…geez, that looks horrible.
pat | April 25, 2008 at 3:17 am
and readers reveal…WHO GIVES A FUCK?