Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you’re like me, you’ve had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver’s egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports:
“It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE at An Evening with The Riches at The Paley Center for Media on Friday night. “I’ve never had sex,” she said with a sly grin as she gestured to her belly.
For those of you playing the home game, “Easter bunny” is code for Criss Angel’s penis which is hollow, made of white chocolate and usually gets thrown on the ground because you specifically asked for Cadbury Creme Eggs, mom. True story.
Photos: Splash News
Did this site change writers again? Cause that is some funny shit. Much better than a a few weeks back.
Who the hell would fuck Criss Angel? Seriously!
But, it is nice having a story about someone who actually has talent unlike the Jessica Simpsons and J-Lo’s of the world.
She is very pretty pregnant
I am the daddy of her baby!!
I am the daddy of her baby!!
Omg. yeah. It is said she met her love before on millionaire and celebrity dating site ‘millionaire friends.com’. Many celebs are looking for their true love there.
Do you like apples?
Well I got Minnie Driver pregnant!
How do you like them apples??
nice man hands…for a man
she looks bad on this pic but she’s actually very sweet. I met her once on celebs club’Searching Millionaire Dot com’.We had nice chat.
It’s some dude in San Fransisco. It’s already been said that it’s NOT Criss Angel. This shit’s getting OLD.
NEW shit, please.
Well, Hell, Fish. I wouldn’t tell anybody either. I mean, c’mon, Cris Angel?
She looks good. I was talking to her some months ago on the internet on some site called
www . try to trick hot famous people into thinking you’re rich and great so that you can have sex with them . com
We had a nice chat. About swapping out struts on a 1982 Chevy Nova.
WHERE’S THE EMMA WATSON UPSKIRT PICS????
GET ON IT BEFORE SHE HITS 20!!!!
She is living testament to not baking yourself in the sun, that skin looks like leather – yuck.
Who gives a flying fuck, I mean really? Minnie Driver? Yeah, who cares. Fugly, old, freckly faced hasbeen, neverwas. Who in their right minds would want to knock her up anyway??? …oh yeah, sir douchealot; Criss Angel (wow, I’m mean spirited today, grrr).
she looks OK
‘cept her skin is torched, blech
hmm, what exactly IS a flying fuck?
Maybe Criss Angel could make her liver-spotted manhands disappear. YUCK. I’d lose my boner if I looked down and saw those things wrapped around my pork sword. Better buy some gloves for that hag, Criss ….
I don’t know why celebrities are so unwilling to admit facts: i.e. engagements, pregnancies, marriages, baby daddies etc. We would certainly be a lot less interested and they would actually look a lot classier if they just answered honestly. Not saying who the father is actually makes her look like a whore.
who has the rabbit/Minnie Driver bestiality vid? i’d definitely love to see that…
So there’s still no one willing to admit they fucked her?
That is one sexy forearm. I could lick it for hours.
Silly rabbit…Pricks are for kids!!
sicko
CONSIDERING SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH I’M GUESSING THERE WILL BE ZERO MAGAZINE BIDDING WARS FOR HER BABY PICS.
I her kid has her anvil head and it’s a very long labor.
Shut up, she looks gorgeous. And, wow, and Irish person with freckles? Will wonders never cease?
@17 who gives a flying fuck what a flying fuck is ;)
@28 Who gives a me?
Easter bunny my arse. Someone has carved her though, that’s for sure. Though I’m having trouble imagining that poof Criss Angel getting the job done proper. The tinkling and clinking his jewely makes during a carving evokes nightmares of being stuck in a room listening to the din of 60 dog licenses rattling as their wearers swipe their tongues arcoss their balls..
Oh ok…anyways…
Should have put up a link to the video of the Easter Bunny beating the hell out of people, or maybe a link to the secret sex video that Minnie and the Bunny made.
She is so unfortunate looking
I’m the babydaddy, but she isn’t saying anything because I won’t look at her any more – because she’s too fat. Bitch really let herself go big-time.
I’m sure her baby will be a cute bastard!
Nice sun damage…geez, that looks horrible.
and readers reveal…WHO GIVES A FUCK?