Minnie Driver reveals her baby’s daddy
Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you’re like me, you’ve had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver’s egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports:
“It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE at An Evening with The Riches at The Paley Center for Media on Friday night. “I’ve never had sex,” she said with a sly grin as she gestured to her belly.
For those of you playing the home game, “Easter bunny” is code for Criss Angel’s penis which is hollow, made of white chocolate and usually gets thrown on the ground because you specifically asked for Cadbury Creme Eggs, mom. True story.