Minnie Driver announced her pregnancy last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She wouldn’t say who the father was, but People provides some clues which I use to immediately jump to the conclusion that it’s Criss Angel’s baby. Because everyone knows I’m the Sherlock Holmes of the uterus:
Driver said that she loves being pregnant, “more than anything else,” but acknowledged, “I am sick.”
“I don’t know why they call it morning sickness,” she said. “I am sick morning, noon and night, but it’s a fair trade-off.”
The British-born, Emmy-nominated actress did not say who the father was. She dated her Good Will Hunting costar Matt Damon in the late 1990s, then was engaged to Josh Brolin in 2001 and was linked last year to illusionist Criss Angel.
The only way we’ll know if the child is really the spawn of Magical Sea-Douche Criss Angel is if it’s born wearing no less than 55 necklaces. If there’s only 54, all bets are off until we get a DNA sample from Mr. T.