Minnie Driver hints at the father of her baby

May 8th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Minnie Driver hinted at who the father of her child might be to The Independent and denied rumors that it’s San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. Also, judging by her information, the father is not Criss Angel. Great, so I built this bunker for nothing. Sonofa… :

The only clues Driver will offer about the identity of her “baby daddy” are that he is English, and “sort of in the same business”, and that they have evaded detection because “he’s really busy, like me”. She is so far undecided whether to have her baby in England or the US: “A big part of me wants my child to be English. My family are here and I’m sure I’ll move back here one day. It’s just that my work, and the opportunities I’ve had, have been so varied and wonderful in the States that I’ve just followed my nose really.

Holy shit. It’s Eddie Izzard. You heard it here first*. And before the comment board fills up with a hundred messages from a gaggle of homophobes with broadband, Eddie Izzard is 100% straight – despite all the cross dressing. According to his Wikipedia bio, he considers himself a “male lesbian” which is interesting because I consider myself a “female lesbian but with a penis, y chromosome and an Adam’s apple chiseled from steel.”

*Or 1,547th.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Heroiny

    Careful Fish, Eddie Izzard is my comedic hero. I would have his baby.

  2. the gorgeous 1

    1st?

  3. Mo

    Eddie HIMSELF has said he is straight. Psh. Doesn’t stop the fact that he dresses better than most women AND men.

  4. caljenna66

    I think it’s Simon Cowell…

  5. Smells like Izzard

    I sure it’s Pete Dougherty…..we haven’t seen him in the tabloids lately. Unless he’s dead. Hmmm….

  6. meanmofo

    No one really cares do they?

  7. chunkymonkey

    She is a hot pregger

  8. andie

    I’ve loved Eddie Izzard ever since I saw his cross-dressed comedy show where he did the, “But have you a flag?” joke.

    Love that guy!

  9. Anexio

    I bet it’s the same guy that’s banging Amy Winehouse.

    It takes a special man to fuck troglodytes.

    OUT!

  10. Why in the fuck would anyone care who the father of her bastard child is???

    I think she should name it Bus..

  11. Fumus

    Lies we all know the baby’s daddy is Criss Angel.

  12. hendero

    Surely it’s Mickey?

  13. havoc

    Either way, its going to have the massive head and jowls……

    .

  14. ali

    oh my god you could actually be right superfish. how cool if eddie had a baby?! i used to really fancy him and still do a little but i wish he’d go back and stick to comedy. he’s gone a bit up his own arse with the ego lately. but still love eddie. cake or death?

  15. Vince Lombardi

    RE photo #5: How cool is that?!? Minnie Driver knows the mayor from Monopoly!

  16. Mike

    My goat is English.

  17. What is That Discusting Thing on Her Neck

    This is almost as exciting as trying to figuare out if that thing around her neck is an ugly tattoo or a necklace given to her by someone that hates her very much.

  18. What is That Disgusting Thing on Her Neck

    Sorry about the typos, but I’m a stupid blimey from UK and I went to a pub last night, and well you know the rest of story.

    figuare=figure in our country, I think. Oh well, as you know, we Limeys spell everything wrong in England anyway.

  19. My guess

    My money’s on KEITH RICHARDS!!

    And you little shithole Amy at #19, that’s you isn’t is winehouse? anything for a fix,I guess

  20. Ted from LA

    I’m the father. I got really fucked up on wine one night and thought she looked good. Imagine my surprise the next morning. I had to chew off my arm just to get out of her bed and not wake her.

  21. My money’s on a turkey baster and a mouthful of semen.

  22. mamadough

    my guess is that it’s the same guy who donated sperm to melissa etheridge and her carpet muncher companion, what the fuck was that guy’s name again?…..

  23. Jason

    How the hell can her pinky be so far from her other fingers when she’s waving? I can’t even pull mine that far over.

    My hand hurts now.

  24. LMAO 24. Jason

    Dude, its the angle

  25. antoine

    I’m her babies daddy!

  26. craigj

    I love pregger boobs!!! (insert motorboat noises …)

  27. Deva

    Minne Driver still slumming in Hollywood? Having a baby because it’s trendy? I wonder if she’s over Matt Damon yet?

  28. LL

    As long as it’s anybody but Douchebag Magicky Douchenozzle “Too Much Jewelry” Doucheington or Donald Trump, cool.

    Maybe it’s a royal. Will? Harry? Charles? Camilla? She said “sorta in the same business.” The royals exist purely for entertainment, so it could happen…

  29. Grunion

    Blimey, I told that twat to keep her bloody yap zipped up !

  30. Jason

    My hand still hurts. I was taking that challenge pretty seriously.

  31. BigBird

    HUGH GRANT!!! Except this time he didn’t have to pay her!!!

  32. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    @5 Doherty is in prison

  33. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    luckily the tat is a necklace – thank fuck

  34. mOZ

    OMG! Eddie?!?!

    Well, I love Eddie Izzard, pretty sure a bit too much, and I’m happy if she is.

    He needs a kid, i think.

    I’d do it too if given the opportunity.

    CAKE? OR DEATH?

    we’re gonna run out of cake at this rate!

    I love you Eddie, GOOD LUCK if it’s true. Congratulations! :)

  35. mOZ

    clarification from my earlier post: (is it necessary?)

    i’m happy if she is pregnant AND

    i’d do it too if given the chance (hook it up in style like that with Eddie. Hey, I’m not quite 30, ok? )

  36. spock

    Live long and prosper indeed

  37. we’ll find out in time. i’ve never seen her prettier. gotta love that pregger glow :)

  38. emily

    I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD! Oh, I would surely have his baby. It would be adorable and funny in a Monty Python-kind of way that only smart people who like Monty Python would get.

  39. bosendorfer

    with respect, this is only marginally more interesting than neve campbell’s career-ending deformed nipples.

    why are we obsessing over C and D-listers these days, Superfish? this person/”actress”/woman was dumped on oprah on national television in absentia in such a jerry springeresque fashion.

    she’s hardly a public figure — more of an indie-flick never-was and she should be released from our collective orbit. please, you’re better than this. i’d almost encourage another brooke hogan post over this, and that’s scraping the bottom, guy(s).

    oy.

  40. Moz

    to abover poster:

    well, i think you’re wrong, but that’s beside the point.

    who i care about, and LOVE, is Eddie Izzard a.k.a. God.

    I’d pop some kids out for him any year.

    anyhow. check eddie out; if you’re not too jaded, even if you are, you’ll love him! Dammit.

    so, yeah.

    :p

    Love you Eddie!

    (Is it wrong that this post has had me fantasizing over Eddie all day? weird? one-to-two word answers only, please.)

  41. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  42. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  43. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  44. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  45. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  46. roloz

    bluegardinia:

    I think you’re right. She is very pretty. I’ve always liked her, because she’s always seemed so sweet… and, sort of lost — like all the rest of us. sweet girl.

    yeah, i’m sure it’ll come out soon… but, either way,

    GOOD LUCK MINNIE! :)

    (and you, too, Eddie, if it’s true… you hawt thing ;))

  47. bosendorfer

    dear Moz,

    it, your fantasizing, isn’t wrong. it is a bit weird, but they say we only go around once so enjoy.

    best,

    bosendorfer

  48. Minnie wishes that she was carrying Eddie Jr. I sure as hell do! Love him.

  49. Moz

    dear bosendorfer,

    whew. thank goodness! do you know bosie douglas, by chance? your name reminded me of him…

    you’re right, our time on this carousel is limited. with that in mind, i’m off! to do my non-wrong but slightly weird fantasizing.

    yours,

    Moz

  50. Lindsays

    Her husband must be very handsome I think.She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite –
    -”AffluentBachelors.com”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

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