It’s Minnie Driver In A Bikini

April 9th, 2014 // 34 Comments

Here’s Minnie Driver in a bikini because I hate you. There’s no other way to interpret this post. I pray and secretly hope for your death. There’s no denying it anymore. You’ve seen my hand.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. Man… if someone ever start arguing with you that babies do not destroy women’s bodies, just sent that person directly to this photo.

    And no, her age hasn’t nothing to do with this tragedy… that’s all her bastard’s fault.

  2. Gross Point Blank.

  3. Did Minnie Driver have someone drive her body away?

  4. How do you like them apples?

  5. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    Why does it look like she has boobs under her boobs under her hat?

  6. Hmm. Looks just about the same as she always has. Never saw any appeal in her whatsoever. The only passable movie she was EVER in was Grosse Point Blank and in that John Cusack and Dan Akroyd were the real love affair.

  7. Jimbo

    Fish Dude, You paid good hard money for those pictures? You got screwed on that deal. Minnie Mouse would look better in a bikini.

  8. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    where is the “view small size” button?

  9. Dear Minnie,

    they sell two piece bathing suits.


    a desperate, pleading public.

  10. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    that poor hat.

  11. Oh BABY

    Jesus god she’s a 44-year-old trapped in a 74-year-old body. EW

  12. I have come to terms that I have pretty low standards. I’d still happily do it. Granted I could find better at most PTA meetings, but she doesn’t look bad for a mom.

    • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

      You are a brave man than I.

      I came here to say “I’d fuck her”, but then I looked at the pictures, and I am not sure I could bring myself to do it. The loose arm skin is just too “senior citizen” for me. I’ve stuck my dick in a couple of questionable holes on the spur of the moment, so I want to say I would, but I’d really need some major incentives (like a large amount of cash).

      Then again, in all fairness, she never really did it for me. That wide face and awkward body just wasn’t my scene.

    • woman

      I’m in the PTA, in my 40′s and live in Miami, and have been to the beach with many other PTA members. She looks worse than most of them, even the chubby ones. She has the kind of skin that doesn’t age well, and obviously doesn’t go to the gym.

  13. Cock Dr

    Right back at ya blogger.

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    debt serf
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    How Minnie Driver Gets Away With Never Going To The Gym!

    I’d venture to say that she DOESN’T get away with it!

  15. PassingTrue

    Let us give thanks for the fabric that *is* there. One can only imagine the horror…

  16. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    I got her number, how do you like them pears?

  17. I’m trying to be a gentleman and say “yeah, I’d let her do me”…but I just can’t.

  18. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    what the fuck dude

  19. TheJoaker

    To all of the people complaining about Photoshop in previous posts: here you go.

  20. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    Winner of The 2014 Tara Reid Tummy Tuck Award

  21. Not a rapist

    Dont ever do this shit to me again

  22. Minnie Driver Bikini
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    Looks good for a 44 year old who’s had kids.

  23. brick

    Even though she doesn’t look so great here I’m still a big fan. Watch some youtube videos of her on interview shows. She’s cool as Shit! I’d hang out with her all day long, and night, if I could.

  24. Tara

    I love the people who comment I would F her. News flash she would never F you. You go on enjoy putting women down while you masturbate in your parents basement. alone. Which given your attitude is how you will likely remain. Forever. Alone.

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