Minka Kelly is NOT Banging Wilmer Valderrama

March 30th, 2012 // 16 Comments
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Writing this site I often come off as a jaded, cynical atheist with a undeniable reputation of dealing out sexual thunder in the bedroom, but every once in a while a story comes along that makes me take pause and wonder if maybe there is somebody up there making sure this world doesn’t fall into complete and utter chaos.

This is one of those stories. Via JustJared:

Sources exclusively tell JustJared.com that they [Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama] are “definitely not a couple.” They just have a lot of mutual friends and hang in the same social circles.

And, of course, Minka Kelly isn’t banging Fez because had any of us stopped to even think about it for a second: A. She doesn’t have a history of snorting blow and/or self-mutilation. And B. Even more obviously, Minka Kelly’s not in high school. She might as well have a penis as far as Fez is concerned.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. We

    ‘not a couple’ does not mean ‘not dicky dunkin’

  2. Minka Kelly Bra See Through Shirt
    Barkley
    Commented on this photo:

    It is not that long a jump from John Mayer to Fez. Besides she is the daughter of a guy from Aerosmith she’s probably seen more drugs than he has.

  3. cc

    She dated John Mayer? Oh ffs.

  4. Their denials mean that they are banging.

  5. See, I read this as they were totally doing it at one time, but Wilmer kept putting on Handy Manny DVDs during sex and she was getting tired of it.

  6. Cher X

    who cares about this tart, I mean before plastic surgery she looked like this:

    http://www.bitchingbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/minka-kelly-afi-awards-01.jpg

    She ain’t nothing but botox and a nose job folks.

  7. JC

    They should try to put her in a show that doesn’t get canceled before it even airs. I’d watch.

    Maybe.

    Fine, she should do porn. I would watch that.

  8. Minka Kelly Bra See Through Shirt
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice chin. Who’s the monster beside her?

  9. just say'n

    Seeing as she’s only really known for banging Jeter, any guy that gets with her prolly ought to get himself checked out REAL GOOD afterwards.

  10. I Complain A Lot

    lol @ “sexual thunder”

  11. Minka Kelly Bra See Through Shirt
    Bucket List
    Commented on this photo:

    Her eyebrows need to be tamed, her teeth need to be fixed (enough is enough) and her nipple is poking out and nobody even cares.

  12. Lindsay's taint

    Umm…who is she.

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