Minka Kelly is NOT Banging Wilmer Valderrama

Writing this site I often come off as a jaded, cynical atheist with a undeniable reputation of dealing out sexual thunder in the bedroom, but every once in a while a story comes along that makes me take pause and wonder if maybe there is somebody up there making sure this world doesn’t fall into complete and utter chaos.

This is one of those stories. Via JustJared:

Sources exclusively tell JustJared.com that they [Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama] are “definitely not a couple.” They just have a lot of mutual friends and hang in the same social circles.

And, of course, Minka Kelly isn’t banging Fez because had any of us stopped to even think about it for a second: A. She doesn’t have a history of snorting blow and/or self-mutilation. And B. Even more obviously, Minka Kelly’s not in high school. She might as well have a penis as far as Fez is concerned.

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