Minka Kelly at Spike Guys Choice Awards, And These Other People

June 6th, 2011 // 76 Comments

While the MTV Movie Awards settled with Leighton Meester and didn’t even bother to force Mila Kunis to walk the red carpet, (So, she was in Black Swan. Her back still arches.), The Spike Guys Choice Awards at least had the balls to, and went straight for the actual Minka Kelly as opposed to her inferior store-brand counterpart. Not to mention, Twilight wasn’t up for a goddamn thing, although there was a category called “Most Manticipated Movie.” If this red carpet gallery wasn’t so sexy, I’d almost have to call that a draw. In fact, I still might. “Manticipated?” Jesus. Why would anyone ever say that outside of gay porn? And even then, there’s probably a naked fireman reading this right now going, “C’mon!”

Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Troops Choice: Ben Affleck
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Most Manticipated Movie: Cowboys & Aliens
Guy Movie of the Year: The Fighter
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards (Life)
Rookie of the Year: Blake Griffin

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    I am not trolling, but what butt pad? All i see is fabric causing creases and bunches in places real, non-comic-book/manga/anime, fabric does.

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