Minka Kelly at Spike Guys Choice Awards, And These Other People

June 6th, 2011 // 76 Comments

While the MTV Movie Awards settled with Leighton Meester and didn’t even bother to force Mila Kunis to walk the red carpet, (So, she was in Black Swan. Her back still arches.), The Spike Guys Choice Awards at least had the balls to, and went straight for the actual Minka Kelly as opposed to her inferior store-brand counterpart. Not to mention, Twilight wasn’t up for a goddamn thing, although there was a category called “Most Manticipated Movie.” If this red carpet gallery wasn’t so sexy, I’d almost have to call that a draw. In fact, I still might. “Manticipated?” Jesus. Why would anyone ever say that outside of gay porn? And even then, there’s probably a naked fireman reading this right now going, “C’mon!”

Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Troops Choice: Ben Affleck
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Most Manticipated Movie: Cowboys & Aliens
Guy Movie of the Year: The Fighter
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards (Life)
Rookie of the Year: Blake Griffin

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Since when is SPIKE TV relevant to anyone who isn’t a 14-year old boy?

  2. paul

    I completely agree with the above comment, the internet is with
    a doubt growing into the most important medium of Videos

  3. JC

    Maybe I missed it, but did Jim Carrey recently do something hilarious that merits an award, even if it’s a pointless, bullshit award? I thought his current cultural influence was limited to doing “funny” characters during MTV awards shows.

  4. Richard McBeef

    minka kelly needs semen deposited on her, in her, and about her general vicinity.

  5. Harrison Ford Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh fuck yeah.
    Thank you sweetheart for not getting fat, bald or addicted to cosmetic surgery.

  6. wow that minka sure has a sweet ass!! but hey NO ‘MANCIAPTION’ ALLOWED in the firehouse bunk room! now if it were co-ed like the medics… eh i rather we could drink at the station like they do in some parts of PA ~

  7. Jon Hex

    Martian Manhunter won an award?

  8. Cock Dr

    Some nice dresses that men will probably like….the kind that a women can’t bend over while wearing without everything spilling out.
    The ladies did their homework on the event’s demographics.

  9. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you just post everything you buy? Jesus, it’s called editing.

  10. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Diaper’s full.

  11. Mark Wahlberg Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Marky Mark, Nice guns.

  12. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw, a little cupcake boobie. That’s so cute.

  13. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve said it before, but I can’t get over it — she just looks so stupid. As in, IQ of 70 stupid. I can’t get past it, despite the obvious hotness.

    • I think it’s a bit harsh to say she’s an idiot just by a picture. The problem is, she’s basically another pretty hollywood face and that’s about it.

      Being a good looking chick in Hollywood has to be a shitty grind once those shows dry up.

  14. Jim Carrey Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    huneybunny
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish he would go away.

  15. Jim Carrey Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Simon Cowell seems to be recovering nicely from his stroke.

  16. Harrison Ford Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    huneybunny
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks like he just dropped a load in his Depends.

  17. Large Pun

    Jeter fights this off to the opposite field every night.

  18. Mark Wahlberg Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Never liked this dude.

  19. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Those little smile lines tell me she’s probably not going to age well.

  20. Keith Richards Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Keith wins for “best literary achievement”. Hmmmmm. More proof this is a guy’s event.
    Keith’s wearing a scarves all over. Someone tell him how dumb that is please.

  21. dudeatdudedotdude

    I chew kooo boo all over.

  22. Cock Dr

    Just like me I guess???

  23. Keith Richards Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Spocktopus
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if he looks good or bad.

  24. McFeely Smackup

    Ugg.

  25. Mila Kunis Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    know all
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s one ugly dress

  26. McFeely Smackup

    Serious much?

  27. dudeatdudedotdude

    Get a room you guy’s.

  28. M

    She’s hot and everything but you can kinda of see a butt pad in pic 5

  29. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    I see a butt pad.

  30. krutboo

    she looks like a HOT leighton meester

  31. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    MmmmHmmm.Sure.
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! She IS wearing a butt pad. Never, ever, EVER will I be so vain. LOL! Jesus H. Christ. I can’t believe how fucking stupid celebrity women make REAL women look. This place makes me love me even more than I already did. :)

  32. Well done with the chin spackle.

  33. Michael

    You know, I kinda dig Minka Kelly. Although there were pictures of her out and about and there was word about that she’s got cankles. I don’t mind a girl with a little meat on the bones, but not until roll upon roll of cellulite is pouring out of the bikini areas like Christina Hendricks as of recent.

    I can’t get behind Rosie Huntington-Whitley though. No problem with her personally, but you bring up a picture of her, and I wouldn’t be able to look at the lips. They’re just… odd and creepy. Give me Candice Swanepol and her curves anyday of the week.

  34. anonym

    minka has an ugly nose.

    big nose bridge.

  35. Maxie Pad

    Minka Kelly looks like a dumb Leighton Meester.

  36. Enrico

    Can the makeup artists stop with the big ass false eyelashes already? What about having an ostrich feather above your eyeball is attractive?

  37. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Jacki
    Commented on this photo:

    Really, You could see the outline for crying out loud. Aren’t those things suppose to be inconspicuous. Looks like Jeter didn’t tap Minka for her ass.

  38. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Minka and Mila are hotter than this chick personally and she is held up as being physical perfection. I guess its in the eye of the beholder!

  39. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeous

  40. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Overrated in my opinion – just like half the other VS models

  41. the captain

    well, at least she didn’t fuck for the money.
    …NOT YET, folks!!

  42. Erin Heatherton Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so sweet and beautiful !

  43. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards
    juaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s something real about this chick that makes her super hot.

  44. cc

    I had a plumber come to the house once that looked just like that.

    Not really.

  45. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    ashu ali khan
    Commented on this photo:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii minka ur sooo soooooooooooooo beautiful i love u ‘& nice pics,,,,,,,,,

  46. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    KIIMI
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOKING HOT AS SHE CAN ………………….

  47. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    stacey
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww who wears a butt pad!! She is cute but after all the surgery anyone can look cute.. Nice butt pad Minka!!!

  48. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    She is one of those girls with natural beauty and it looks somewhat off-putting when she dresses up too much, like a girl trying to dress up as a cooger.

  49. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    busty sinclair
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what everyone is talking about, I think she’s stunning!

  50. Minka Kelly Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    sassy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bet you’re not thinking about her cankles now…

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