While the MTV Movie Awards settled with Leighton Meester and didn’t even bother to force Mila Kunis to walk the red carpet, (So, she was in Black Swan. Her back still arches.), The Spike Guys Choice Awards at least had the balls to, and went straight for the actual Minka Kelly as opposed to her inferior store-brand counterpart. Not to mention, Twilight wasn’t up for a goddamn thing, although there was a category called “Most Manticipated Movie.” If this red carpet gallery wasn’t so sexy, I’d almost have to call that a draw. In fact, I still might. “Manticipated?” Jesus. Why would anyone ever say that outside of gay porn? And even then, there’s probably a naked fireman reading this right now going, “C’mon!”
Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Troops Choice: Ben Affleck
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Most Manticipated Movie: Cowboys & Aliens
Guy Movie of the Year: The Fighter
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards (Life)
Rookie of the Year: Blake Griffin
Photo: Getty, Splash News
Since when is SPIKE TV relevant to anyone who isn’t a 14-year old boy?
Well, there are men in their thirties, forties, and even fifties who are 14-year-old boys. A lot of them comment here.
hahahah so true
+2
I completely agree with the above comment, the internet is with
a doubt growing into the most important medium of Videos
Maybe I missed it, but did Jim Carrey recently do something hilarious that merits an award, even if it’s a pointless, bullshit award? I thought his current cultural influence was limited to doing “funny” characters during MTV awards shows.
minka kelly needs semen deposited on her, in her, and about her general vicinity.
Agreed. Certain faces scream “cum in my face”. Minka has one of them.
DISGUSTING!!! and I’d love to do the honor/on her
Oh fuck yeah.
Thank you sweetheart for not getting fat, bald or addicted to cosmetic surgery.
wow that minka sure has a sweet ass!! but hey NO ‘MANCIAPTION’ ALLOWED in the firehouse bunk room! now if it were co-ed like the medics… eh i rather we could drink at the station like they do in some parts of PA ~
Speaking of drinking…have you had a few already today?
yeah right i wish.. tho i imagine the other dude@dude below knocked a couple back already
Martian Manhunter won an award?
I saw what you did there.
Nerds.
Some nice dresses that men will probably like….the kind that a women can’t bend over while wearing without everything spilling out.
The ladies did their homework on the event’s demographics.
Do you just post everything you buy? Jesus, it’s called editing.
Diaper’s full.
Dear Marky Mark, Nice guns.
Aw, a little cupcake boobie. That’s so cute.
I’ve said it before, but I can’t get over it — she just looks so stupid. As in, IQ of 70 stupid. I can’t get past it, despite the obvious hotness.
I think it’s a bit harsh to say she’s an idiot just by a picture. The problem is, she’s basically another pretty hollywood face and that’s about it.
Being a good looking chick in Hollywood has to be a shitty grind once those shows dry up.
i wish he would go away.
Simon Cowell seems to be recovering nicely from his stroke.
he looks like he just dropped a load in his Depends.
Jeter fights this off to the opposite field every night.
Never liked this dude.
Those little smile lines tell me she’s probably not going to age well.
Are you serious?
Yes. Come back to this thread in 10-15 years.
Keith wins for “best literary achievement”. Hmmmmm. More proof this is a guy’s event.
Keith’s wearing a scarves all over. Someone tell him how dumb that is please.
I chew kooo boo all over.
Me too!
Troll
Just like me I guess???
Don’t fart around boy.
I can’t tell if he looks good or bad.
Ugg.
problems much
Now that’s one ugly dress
Serious much?
Get a room you guy’s.
She’s hot and everything but you can kinda of see a butt pad in pic 5
I see a butt pad.
she looks like a HOT leighton meester
not til she puts out nudes like meester. but yeah she’s cute as fuck
ha ha. You are funny.
needing some attention are ya?
did
LOL! She IS wearing a butt pad. Never, ever, EVER will I be so vain. LOL! Jesus H. Christ. I can’t believe how fucking stupid celebrity women make REAL women look. This place makes me love me even more than I already did. :)
Well done with the chin spackle.
You know, I kinda dig Minka Kelly. Although there were pictures of her out and about and there was word about that she’s got cankles. I don’t mind a girl with a little meat on the bones, but not until roll upon roll of cellulite is pouring out of the bikini areas like Christina Hendricks as of recent.
I can’t get behind Rosie Huntington-Whitley though. No problem with her personally, but you bring up a picture of her, and I wouldn’t be able to look at the lips. They’re just… odd and creepy. Give me Candice Swanepol and her curves anyday of the week.
And I’m guessing you’re an Adonis yourself?
minka has an ugly nose.
big nose bridge.
Minka Kelly looks like a dumb Leighton Meester.
Can the makeup artists stop with the big ass false eyelashes already? What about having an ostrich feather above your eyeball is attractive?
Really, You could see the outline for crying out loud. Aren’t those things suppose to be inconspicuous. Looks like Jeter didn’t tap Minka for her ass.
i don’t see the outline, where should i be looking to see the butt pad?
did you maybe check the butt?
Hah, fewer or less would ask rare question afterward.
I think Minka and Mila are hotter than this chick personally and she is held up as being physical perfection. I guess its in the eye of the beholder!
Gorgeous
Overrated in my opinion – just like half the other VS models
well, at least she didn’t fuck for the money.
…NOT YET, folks!!
she’s so sweet and beautiful !
yet dirty at the same time.
There’s something real about this chick that makes her super hot.
I had a plumber come to the house once that looked just like that.
Not really.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii minka ur sooo soooooooooooooo beautiful i love u ‘& nice pics,,,,,,,,,
LOOKING HOT AS SHE CAN ………………….
ewww who wears a butt pad!! She is cute but after all the surgery anyone can look cute.. Nice butt pad Minka!!!
She is one of those girls with natural beauty and it looks somewhat off-putting when she dresses up too much, like a girl trying to dress up as a cooger.
I don’t know what everyone is talking about, I think she’s stunning!
Bet you’re not thinking about her cankles now…