Minka Kelly Shot Down Jake Gyllenhaal

January 12th, 2012 // 23 Comments

After breaking up in August, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are already back together, but not for a lack of A-list actors attempting to tame her career-killing ass of sexual destiny. (Just go with it.) Us Weekly reports:

A source claims that Kelly, 31, “declined” an invitation from Gyllenhaal, 31, when he asked her on a date last fall.
But it wasn’t because the Source Code actor didn’t measure up: at the time, the Charlie’s Angels star had split with her on-and-off beau, Derek Jeter, 37, and “was trying to patch things up,” the source explains.

And Us Weekly‘s right, Jake Gyllenhaal shouldn’t let this get to him. Minka Kelly’s simply trying to earn enough fuck-ward points for a signed Jeter rookie card. It’s nothing personal.

Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Splash News


  1. Venom

    More likely she was just being a decent human being and did not want to give him herpes.

  2. T-800

    She’s as talentless as she is beautiful. Meaning I’ll enjoy her sexy body until she’s young. Then I’ll enjoy watching her overblown ego collapse as does her career. Gotta love Hollywood.

    • Masayuki

      One thing about the comparison. Jeter is at SS. Rose was at 3b at age 37 (1978 Reds) then went to 1b in 1979 when he went with the Phils. Defensively enaskipg, there wasn’t the need for as much range from Rose as you would want from Jeter at SS. As far as Jeter going to 3B/1B as Rose did, well we know that’s out.

  3. Lila, what are you doing? ANOTHER athlete?

  4. In any small town in America, she’d be a hairdresser with 3 kids by now.

  5. Can you blame her? Not every woman enjoys a dick that smells like shit.


    Somebody like him can always find another beard.

  7. skunk

    did Jeter win her back with an autographed baseball?

  8. doctor snuggles

    oooh yes, she will be blessed indeed.

  9. Dennis

    wow after the cancellation of her show, minka is so desperate to remain celeb newsworthy–she is now is circulating a story about shooting down Jake way back in August. LOL

  10. mrsmass

    isn’t she the poor man’s leighton meester, or is it the other way around?

  11. She won him back by fucking the fat Mexican who caught his 3000th hit. Why do you think the boy couldnt wait to give Jeter the ball back without asking for any money. Dude was paid in full by Minka.

  12. Jessica

    She’s still around? She can stand in front of Lindsay in the irrelaventcy line.

  13. 859-Lieb Ingerbright

    Derek Jeter out of New York Yankkes team, a team will end up unforgiven.

  14. sheri

    Derek and Jake should go to ‘Brokeback Mountain’….and use Minka as one of the sheep.

  15. anonym

    her nose looks wormy, and she’s got no talent

  16. Of course she turned him down. His name isn’t GAYllenhall for nothing.

  17. Poetry

    I savour, lead to I discovered just what I used to be having a look for. You’ve ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye

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