Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now

August 31st, 2011 // 39 Comments

According to TooFab, the now-single Minka Kelly is already not-single because she’s having a “growing late-night relationship” (So I’m not the only one who wakes up with that? Thank God.) with Ramon Rodriguez who you might remember from such roles as Omar’s boyfriend on The Wire or Shia LaBeouf’s roommate in Transformers: This Time With Testicles. Except now you get to meet him as the new Latino Bosley which should go over well with Republicans/racist nutbags who hate when pop culture represents the reality of an ever-browning America and will suddenly consider Bosley the last stalwart of pure, wholesome television. “Why he worked the speaker box and drove the Angels around sometime? That’s a white man’s job!” they’ll probably say.

UPDATE: And I’ve just been informed Bernie Mac played Bosley in the second Charlie’s Angel movie that epically tanked, taking the franchise down with it, so… yeah. Uh, hey, look, brand new pics of Minka Kelly in a revealing dress! My God, what an ass. You almost want to stare at it and forget everything you just read, don’t you? Of course you do. Ahaha!

Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMG, you weren’t lying! You did shave it into the shape of Hitchcock’s iconic profile! Squee!”

  2. KIMM

    she’s such a dumbass. She’s very pretty, but not that good of an actress. Dating Jeter was the only thing keeping her in the spotlight. There isn’t a chance in hell this remake of Charlie’s Angels is going to hit, and then that will likely be the last we’ll see of her.

    • Fletch

      There is a reason there are so many crappy actors/actresses. We have too many TV stations now. And every dime store Dina Lohan thinks they can make successful movies.

    • LJ

      I’ve been watching some of the 1970s Charlie’s Angles and it couldn’t be much worse. Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Ladd are cute to look at but horrible. Then you get to Shelley Hack and Tanya Roberts and you think at least the original four could talk through their script.

      I the producers take it to the edge with really revealing costumes, and lots of wind they have a chance for getting through a season

    • Venom

      She could do a nice lateral and go and date Clooney.
      And yes, she is an epically crappy actress.

    • kimmykimkim

      When they very first started showing ads for this show on TV, I seriously thought it was an advertisement for Sears.

  3. Bob

    Sweet! At this rate, her lowering of expectations should have me in the sack with her by Christmas!

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    n1
    Commented on this photo:

    granny panties?

  5. Colin

    Don’t worry, Fish, I try to forget Bernie Mac exists, too. I wish that guy would just die already or something.

  6. New Here

    Who do I call to get the black chick sent to me?
    Man what cute little sacks of tits.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by her cup size, Annie Ilonzeh must be playing the Kate Jackson role.

  8. Venom

    Fish must frequent the same message boards that my brother does about movies and tv shows.

    The idiots there bitched that Idris Elba played Heimdall in Thor and that Zoe Saldana had a white boyfriend in Colombiana.

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    ChiTownEric
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she is wearing granny panties. You’d think she was a thong or commando type of girl. Reason #1 for Jeter dumping her.

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    ChiTownEric
    Commented on this photo:

    Granny panties??? Really? Those are panties lines. A thong or commando would have been expected from this hottie

  11. AngusParvo

    Thanks for the daily dose of race-baiting dumbassery. Can you not find a job at the Daily Kos or HuffPo? I come here for the tits, not misinformed hate speech. And Bernie Mac was the best thing about Charlie’s Angels 2.

  12. Dan

    eh… one of these women who cannot stay single for more than a couple weeks.

    From experience this usually means clingy and little nuts.

    She would be OK for a couple nights, but you wouldn’t want to get really involved with her.

  13. Elmer Fudd

    Since Kelly just left Jeter, does that mean this guy now has herpes?

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    ravn
    Commented on this photo:

    she is on her period, man.

  15. forrest gump

    pssssssst: “The Lizzard” is his nickname, folks!!

  16. Amy

    Is that Mole-Man without the mole?

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    Frybread
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s Minka Kelly? She looks like any other bland, boring B-list actress.

  18. “should go over well with Republicans/racist nutbags”

    LOL OMG. That’s cutting edge stuff right there. Fish you’re always pushing the comedic envelope!

  19. Ellie

    “Republicans/racist nutbags who hate when pop culture represents the reality of an ever-browning America ”

    If you are going to make a completely gratuitious, mean-spirited and intellectually dishonest remark like that, it should at least be clever. What a lazy and moronic thing to say, you are such a loser. Seriously.

    • TyroneBiggums

      Exactly.

      Tired of the Liberal propaganda. They want you to forget that the Republican Party was founded on an anti-slavery platform, and that Jim Crow laws were proposed and passed by Democrats. All you have to do is google “The Racist History of the Democratic Party” for the real facts.

      • TyroneBiggums

        So quit the political crap and lets get back to looking at titties.

      • Red Hot Not

        Oh brother, this tired bs argument? Where the parties where in the 1860s were not where they were 50 years later- the dixiecrats have quickly become “social conservatives” or Republicans. And those up north who identified themselves as Republicans up north have long since lost that party, and become democrats. Its not the party title, its the people. The people who are GOPpers today are born and bred from the racist aristocratic southern assholes of 100 years ago. If you don’t like it, fine, but stop pretending.

  20. Armando

    “Republicans/racist nutbags who hate when pop culture represents the reality of an ever-browning America” Hey fuck nut let me clue you in on something the only racists in this country are fucking democrats and liberals. How many billions is California in the red for? Whats the drop out rate in high schools – 60%, every democrat agenda has led to more misery. You got a million cholo’s doing nothing and dems are rejoicing as they build planned parenthoods in the brown and black communities and get that abortion mill running at top speed

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    Commented on this photo:

    Fuckin’ delicious. I’d paint 5 of those murals to get some of that ass.

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    LC16
    Commented on this photo:

    ..and I’m Minka Kelly’s replacement. Woohoo!!!

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    Becci
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s hot! I love Latino men.

  24. Minka Kelly Ramon Rodriguez Charlies Angels
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you notice she’s braless? That counts too

  25. Spike McGee

    She’s a ho but her mother was one, too. I’d love to dinka Minka, too, but I probably won’t get a chance. Actresses are often easy.

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