This was going to be a post about Lindsay Lohan‘s house arrest ending an hour ago, but then I saw these pics of Minka Kelly and decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it. Apparently, you’re supposed to attract readers to your blogs, not bore them to tears with a predictable tale of eventual coke-fueled baby-murder implicitly aided by the California legal system. Who knew?
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Minka Kelly > Lindsay Lohan
as
Taco Bell > Glass of Strained Rotting Garbage Juice
I feel like I just took an achievement test, and colored “AC/DC” in the little dots because the premise was so goddamn stupid.
fuck…now I really want taco bell
Taco Bell = Glass of Strained Rotting Garbage Juice
You should come to Texas where mexican food is actually great
I don’t care what you say dude, I’m not having sex with Taco Bell
real mexican food is fine…but it took Americans to invent the Beefy 5-layer burrito.
Minka is also a better actress than La Lohan; her performance on season one of ‘Friday Night Lights’ was amazing.
no one’s performance on a show about high school football was ‘amazing’.
Clearly you’ve never actually watched the show, McBeef.
So I’ll take that as a “Will not attend” to my “Glee/Twilight Spectacular Spectacular” viewing party this weekend.
Damn! I was really looking forward to some Taco Bell, too.
Friday Night Lights had several great actors. It’s too bad the show was so pigeon holed and couldn’t build it’s fan base.
I try my best to avoid most TV, but especially shows that try to pass 26 year olds as high school kids and deal with high school subject matter, regardless of the ‘amazing’ performances. I don’t read young adult fiction either.
Rosie > Minka > Megan ≥ Lindsay > Hunzinker
I’d take Minka over “Skin and Bones” Rosie any day.
Normally, banging Jeter would drop Minka down the list. But Rosie banging Jason Statham definitely cancels that out.
the good thing about rosie is she can always put on weight later. but banging jeter gives you that one dreaded gift that keeps on giving…
http://bohone09.wikispaces.com/file/view/Herpes_Simplex_tongue-XX.jpg/94755392/Herpes_Simplex_tongue-XX.jpg
Minka ≥ Alessandra > Hunziker > Rosie > Megan >>>> Lindsay
ah yes, the jeter herpes tree:
http://retardzone.com/uploads/2008/09/std/herpes-tree.jpg
In a way I feel kind of sorry for these broads. Wasn’t this girl on a show like ages ago? About football or something?
yeah, ages ago, like 2 years ago
I feel like I need a better basis to judge Lohan v. Minka. I propose nude pudding wrestling. I’ll be the referee, they can wrestle.
Chindeed.
You know how I know you’re gay?
Do tell. I’m chintrigued.
The fact that you can look at a picture of this woman, and find fault with her…….chin????
That makes you either a homosexual male, or a jealous, overweight skank. So I guess my original statement only has a 50% of being correct.
Alas, your statement is 100% chincorrect.
Also: where did anyone say anything about finding fault?
Chin.
dick.
From the bottom of her face, The Chin thanks you for your brave and clever defense of her honor.
Nice pins!!
She’s quite a tomato.
We’ve seen Lindsay naked. We haven’t seen Minka. The verdict of who wins will be determined once Minka stops being such a prude. Until she proves that she doesn’t have magical bras and girdles doing all the work, Lindsay > Minka. She’s got her flaws, but I’d still hit it.
Well, no magical bra on the planet will help Lohan’s pancake boobs now. So I’ll go with the prude.
I’d pull a Tarantino on her anytime.
I think she is kinda cankley. But very beautiful face.
she reminds me so much of jennifer lopez except if she was pretty.. even has a sweet ass
If you think that’s cankley, I’d hate to see your comments on the average woman.
Hey dude, how are ya?
Bwahaha! I can’t believe I got called out for a nasty comment when I even said something nice after it. AND by a bald man too!
Hey Zoey~it’s all good lol.. Started a band last Sunday, we got 4 songs already. Just deciding whether to hit NY this weekend for the fireworks, it’s been awhile.. What u gettin into?
She’s lookin good, cankles and all.
With those calves you’d think she could calf raise 2 tons. Alas, she is a weakling.
Minka is the Limit, and Lohan is just another glory hole
She carries the taint of Jeter.
So pretty
She is hotter than hellfire!
Lindsay’s vagina > The Grand Canyon
I’d be thrilled to bury my weiner in her sweet ass.
It’s like she went to the tanning salon and purposely told the airbrush tech not to spray her all of her feet.
She has Jeter’s herpes. Pass!
Hello goddess
What a beautiful woman, Perfection.
Minka < Mila < Kate Middleton
Really Fish?…Who the Fuck cares about either one of them…Lohan is a festering pile of pus and Kelly is a zero, who’s only claim to fame is the fact that she fucks Derek Jeter…..neither one deserves a single byte of bandwidth wasted on them.
She and Alicia Keyes are such Butterbodies.
Wise man.
she looks good in these photos with her her style.
but her nose is still ugly.
“decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it”
lol..maybe you need to spend some time learning the English grammar
minka is beauty
lohan is fun to watch on celeb rehab.. all a fail family
Minka is a retarded name, pretty girl. Lindsay is leagues more beautiful. Who do all the famous photographers want?
sorry, just nobody can controle them.
SO THE POLICE IS TRYING AGAIN………..
Try using this same logic when you’re thinking of doing a Mel Gibson, Jesse James, Anthony Wiener, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen or [enter middle-aged white male celebrity] post, because no one cares about them, either.