Minka Kelly > Lindsay Lohan

June 29th, 2011 // 59 Comments

This was going to be a post about Lindsay Lohan‘s house arrest ending an hour ago, but then I saw these pics of Minka Kelly and decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it. Apparently, you’re supposed to attract readers to your blogs, not bore them to tears with a predictable tale of eventual coke-fueled baby-murder implicitly aided by the California legal system. Who knew?

Photos: Splash News


  1. Minka Kelly > Lindsay Lohan
    Taco Bell > Glass of Strained Rotting Garbage Juice

    I feel like I just took an achievement test, and colored “AC/DC” in the little dots because the premise was so goddamn stupid.

  2. Morrowland

    Minka is also a better actress than La Lohan; her performance on season one of ‘Friday Night Lights’ was amazing.

    • Richard McBeef

      no one’s performance on a show about high school football was ‘amazing’.

      • JPC

        Clearly you’ve never actually watched the show, McBeef.

      • sobrietyisacrutch

        So I’ll take that as a “Will not attend” to my “Glee/Twilight Spectacular Spectacular” viewing party this weekend.
        Damn! I was really looking forward to some Taco Bell, too.

    • Friday Night Lights had several great actors. It’s too bad the show was so pigeon holed and couldn’t build it’s fan base.

      • Richard McBeef

        I try my best to avoid most TV, but especially shows that try to pass 26 year olds as high school kids and deal with high school subject matter, regardless of the ‘amazing’ performances. I don’t read young adult fiction either.

  3. Rosie > Minka > Megan ≥ Lindsay > Hunzinker

  4. In a way I feel kind of sorry for these broads. Wasn’t this girl on a show like ages ago? About football or something?

  5. It had to be said

    I feel like I need a better basis to judge Lohan v. Minka. I propose nude pudding wrestling. I’ll be the referee, they can wrestle.

  6. Minka Kelly
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  7. catapostrophe


  8. My Left Nut

    Nice pins!!

  9. Mike D.

    We’ve seen Lindsay naked. We haven’t seen Minka. The verdict of who wins will be determined once Minka stops being such a prude. Until she proves that she doesn’t have magical bras and girdles doing all the work, Lindsay > Minka. She’s got her flaws, but I’d still hit it.

  10. I’d pull a Tarantino on her anytime.

  11. ZigZagZoey

    I think she is kinda cankley. But very beautiful face.

  12. BenDoverman

    She’s lookin good, cankles and all.

  13. BenDoverman

    With those calves you’d think she could calf raise 2 tons. Alas, she is a weakling.

  14. Coyote

    Minka is the Limit, and Lohan is just another glory hole

  15. Minka Kelly
    Swisher Butt Licker
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    She carries the taint of Jeter.

  16. Minka Kelly
    Keyser Ballsy
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    So pretty

  17. Minka Kelly
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    She is hotter than hellfire!

  18. Lindsay’s vagina > The Grand Canyon

  19. Parker

    I’d be thrilled to bury my weiner in her sweet ass.

  20. Krissy

    It’s like she went to the tanning salon and purposely told the airbrush tech not to spray her all of her feet.

  21. Superman

    She has Jeter’s herpes. Pass!

  22. Minka Kelly
    Bitch PoW
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    Hello goddess

  23. Hec

    What a beautiful woman, Perfection.

  24. Dean

    Minka < Mila < Kate Middleton

  25. Minka Kelly
    The Critical Crassness
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    Really Fish?…Who the Fuck cares about either one of them…Lohan is a festering pile of pus and Kelly is a zero, who’s only claim to fame is the fact that she fucks Derek Jeter…..neither one deserves a single byte of bandwidth wasted on them.

  26. 15piecesofflare

    She and Alicia Keyes are such Butterbodies.

  27. anonym

    she looks good in these photos with her her style.

    but her nose is still ugly.

  28. AT

    “decided to try something crazy by posting something people actually give a fuck about it”
    lol..maybe you need to spend some time learning the English grammar

  29. cutta

    minka is beauty

    lohan is fun to watch on celeb rehab.. all a fail family

  30. mean tina

    Minka is a retarded name, pretty girl. Lindsay is leagues more beautiful. Who do all the famous photographers want?

  31. the one

    sorry, just nobody can controle them.

  32. JN

    Try using this same logic when you’re thinking of doing a Mel Gibson, Jesse James, Anthony Wiener, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Sheen or [enter middle-aged white male celebrity] post, because no one cares about them, either.

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