- Taylor Swift supports Chris Brown. Oh, goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]
- This Texas Chivette apparently doesn’t know how shirts work. Nobody tell her. [theCHIVE]
- Kim Kardashian thinks she deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [Dlisted]
- So Clint Eastwood showed up to the RNC and said words. What those words even mean are anyone’s guess. (Side Note: Clint Eastwood is actually a badass social libertarian, so I’m almost 90% positive he showed up and punked these people out of a check.) [BuzzFeed]
- Want to get lost reading about people’s shitty exes? Start here. [MyEx.com]
- Kelly Brook‘s still tweeting bikini photos. [Popoholic]
- And Kris Jenner is getting Kendall & Kylie TV roles now. More goddammit. [Celebslam]
- Bar Refaeli‘s Sexy Passionata Lingerie Video [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tori Spelling sharted out her fourth kid, so just assume she’s pregnant with #5 already. [TooFab]
- Aubrey O’Day is still taking pics of herself in the bathroom. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- “And now to open our new store, the one Leonardo DiCaprio bangs! Yay!” [Just Jared]
- Randy Jackson is leaving American Idol. [Starpulse]
- Shia LaBeouf sent actual sex tapes to Lars Von Trier to audition for Nymphomaniac. [FilmDrunk]
- You know the wife whose husband had to live with this woman on Wife Swap just loves this. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Sex tape, sex tape.
Bring us the sex tape.
Everyone will watch
Sex tape, sex tape
Even ladies want the
Sex tape, sex tape.
That’s what I was going to say, though somewhat more succinctly.
Even though that may be a I’m-not-even-trying-but-am-still-so-gorgeous smile in these pictures, I cannot hold it against her. Because shes right, every time.
Her only discernable talent is her hotness.
What else does she need?
Time to bleach the stache, but other than that, I concur.
It’s high time I see her naked.
Hear! Hear!
Wow!
Eh, nothing special.
Yowza! Now THOSE are some SHORT ARMS!
Damn you Derek Jeter, damn you straight to hell.
I’d have listed the headline as “Minka Kelly Is Still So-So” because while I see the appeal I don’t get that super-hot vibe (plus, google up ‘Derek Jeter Herpes Tree’) sometime. But hey if you like her, enjoy the gallery!
Hot but sadly infested with herpes.
Minka Kelly: “Oh, El Jefe, you are irresistible to me! I must have you! I will be your ever-obedient slave and fulfill your most minor desires and your darkest wishes. As a tribute to your magnificence, I also have here with me a delicious sandwich, the tastiest craft-brewed beer, and the secret formula that will enable you to change lead into gold using only salt water.”
El Jefe: “No thank you; you have herpes.”
damnher armsare really short, wtf is up with that?
Hey Minka, I’d love to see your Derek Jeter autographed baseballs collection.
Ah yes, those special “hide the fat legs” pants
Cankles and a little moustache
Pretty smile and nice fun bags
Looks good, but she’s tainted by a Yankee.
Are you two feeling all right? It sounds like you might be suffering from some sort of vision loss.
At least she has a smile on in every picture. I’m so sick of these put-upon starlets with their Know Thou I Am Suffering For My Art hostile expressions.
This is the prettiest I’ve seen her.
Either she secretly broke up with Jeter, or she’s cheating on him with a fantastic lover.
They went their separate ways a year ago and, as far as I know, they’ve not reconciled.
That’s not a stache. She’s been Dirty Jeter’d.
I’d french kiss her anus.
Beautiful face. Smokin’ hot from the knees up. Below that and it’s cankle city. Just sayin’.
Too much is made of her cankles. I don’t have a problem with them when you consider how hot the rest of her is. Hell I’d jerk off onto her cankles if I could.
That Chive girl is worth a second look…and a third and a fourth.
I can’t wait for her sex tape to be released. I’m looking forward to seeing her spread her cheeks and take it like a champ.
Damn you, Minka. Why couldn’t this have been a white tank top?
I can solve her alleged ankle problems by having them spend all the time over my shoulders and out of sight.