Yesterday, we posted a tight-panted Minka Kelly firing a gun from the back of a truck which is really about as American it gets, so here she is still wearing those stretchy pants, only this time on a horse because apparently the new Charlie’s Angels is going to be a titty-bouncing tour-de-force of ridiculous chase scenes, says Roger Ebert. Next, they’ll probably have her riding a unicycle with an uzi before the inevitable climax of a frightened Asian guy pulling a rickshaw while Minka Kelly wields a bazooka.
MINKA: Time to take this punk to the cleaners… *aims bazooka*
ASIAN GUY: You want creaners? Then we go reft.
MINKA: Whoa, wait-
God, I should write television.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
there is a DILDO pointing out the saddle directly into her VAGINA, folks!!
too bad she’s gonna give that saddle sores..
That’s a Sybian, not a saddle.
hm yest i thought they looked like jodhpurs. guess she’s remaking mccloud
Hung like a horse…
I don’t know who the hell watches this shit. This is 2011.
Women in 10 man facial circle jerks are but a mouse click away.
Gone are the days of having to trek 2 miles through the woods to some wet, shodden wood fort with a rusty metal box holding old Playboys to look at porn.
Yeah and don’t forget the Sears catalogs.
Just for a moment it sounded like a horror novel, just when the character begins to enjoy himself, the killing monster appears behind him and slashes him in half; a gruesome blood tinted mess.
Deacon, WTF were you doing sneaking into my fort?
What is she, the new “Old Spice” man/gal? “Look at me, I’m wearing tight pants…now, look again and I’m shooting a gun. Now, I’m riding a horse”
That’s not a Old Spice commerical, that’s a tampon ad.
We do it all while on the rag, didn’t you notice?
….Yea, likened to when Angelina Jolie whoops the fuck out of 52– two hundred and fifty pound men, all in the first scene, and then lights up a cig and orders an Apple Martini in one of her feminist empowering balls busting epics….Artofwar
I’m not into Minka, guns, or horses. The combination, however, is making everyone around me uncomfortable.
Let me guess, she wants to be the next Lara Croft?
She’s pretty, but these pics are about as convincing as Spencer Pratt’s GI Joe picture shoot. Remember those? No? Be thankful.
It’s good to see that the producers of this show are looking to resurrect the fine tradition of “Bouncing Boobies” on network television that was pioneered by that visionary of Prime Time Broadcast Television, Aaron Spelling.
I have no reason to believe the new Charlies Angels won’t be at LEAST as successful as the new Wonder Woman.
LOL… Well played sir….
Sorry, she looks ridiculous with a gun.
Way too “sweet” looking…
So this is the one who was NOT born in a prison, right?
The picture looks all action-y until you notice that the horse is barely trotting.
I too noticed that the horse is barely moving. I think it must be drugged.
Horse is cantering actually.
Many horses have been inside me. MANY HORSES. I know what I am talking about.
Lol I like you, marry me?
She has a poor seat (in the saddle) and stirrups are too short
Theres a lot wrong with the way shes riding…. its pretty painful to look at
Her seat is terrible. I certainly hope someone corrects it before she is thrown and dragged.
And her field boots ware wayyyy too roomy in the calf!
Horrible seat, horrible heels, but at least her saddle seems to fit her and the horse is turned out decently. Her boots fit like crap however, and someone needs to get her some Tailored Sportsmans!
Uh, $300 breeches don’t make you a better rider honey
Indeed they don’t but if Hollywood is going for costume accuracy, gotta get with the times!
Looks like a Glock 9mm. Nice gun. You pansy-pants anti-gun freaks can go pee yourselves over it now.
not a glock, and not my cock either so I don’t give a shit.
not a glock, and not my cock either so I don’t give a shit.
You can tell by the trigger guard and the sights. Probably a Gen4.
and the hammer?
and yesterday?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/minka-kelly-charlies-angels-gun-07-2011/0721-minka-kelly-charlies-angels-07
Way to ride a horse the totally wrong way…. Its nice to see she can’t get the basics but can spend the money.
someone needs to give this girl a riding lesson or two before they get her hurt, seriously. It’s HEELS down, hon, not toes. and get her some boots that half way fit her!
she’ll learn the hard way. Once her foot gets stuck and gets dragged
The boots are bigger to fit her ankles.
2 words….”RIDING LESSONS”……these pics are painful for any true equestrian! ARGH! Poor horse :((((
“If she fires one more shot, I swear to god I’ll Christopher Reeves her ass.”
she should know that just because her legs are spread, she doesn’t have to grind.
Heels down bitch!
My thoughts exactly! haha
OMG her feet are all wrong. Where’s her instructor?
Couldn’t they even have given her a quick riding lesson before putting her on that horse? I guess the producers don’t care about authenticity or if their actor falls off the horse. The poor girl doesn’t have a clue how to ride.
She’s holding the reins wrong as well.. among all the other things that are wrong with this picture.
This is painful to look at…you’d think with a movie budget they’d get her more than 2 riding lessons.
Sit up, shoulders back, thumbs up, heels down, longer stirrups, leg on the girth, HANDS OFF THE POMMEL, irons on the ball of your feet…Hot damn even the saddle is sitting too low.
HEELS DOWN MINKA, knees off, leg on the girth. I can’t keep looking at these…but I have to.
You’d think with a movie budget they’d get her more than 2 riding lessons.
Sit up, shoulders back, thumbs up, heels down, longer stirrups, leg on the girth, tighter ariats, irons on the ball of your feet…Hot damn even the saddle is sitting too low. But I have to give her credit for not yanking on the horse’s mouth.
I thought the Exec producer is an anti-gunner and didnt have guns in her movies ?
With such terrible equitation I’m shocked she was even able to stay on at a canter. Yikes..
That horsey might be needing a little prescription after she’s done with him.
Thinking like that shows an exerpt’s touch