Minka Kelly’s Got a Gun On a Horse Now

July 22nd, 2011 // 55 Comments

Yesterday, we posted a tight-panted Minka Kelly firing a gun from the back of a truck which is really about as American it gets, so here she is still wearing those stretchy pants, only this time on a horse because apparently the new Charlie’s Angels is going to be a titty-bouncing tour-de-force of ridiculous chase scenes, says Roger Ebert. Next, they’ll probably have her riding a unicycle with an uzi before the inevitable climax of a frightened Asian guy pulling a rickshaw while Minka Kelly wields a bazooka.

MINKA: Time to take this punk to the cleaners… *aims bazooka*
ASIAN GUY: You want creaners? Then we go reft.
MINKA: Whoa, wait-

God, I should write television.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. the captain

    there is a DILDO pointing out the saddle directly into her VAGINA, folks!!

  2. hm yest i thought they looked like jodhpurs. guess she’s remaking mccloud

  3. RoboZombie

    Hung like a horse…

  4. Deacon Jones

    I don’t know who the hell watches this shit. This is 2011.

    Women in 10 man facial circle jerks are but a mouse click away.

    Gone are the days of having to trek 2 miles through the woods to some wet, shodden wood fort with a rusty metal box holding old Playboys to look at porn.

  5. crabby old guy

    What is she, the new “Old Spice” man/gal? “Look at me, I’m wearing tight pants…now, look again and I’m shooting a gun. Now, I’m riding a horse”

    • Cher X

      That’s not a Old Spice commerical, that’s a tampon ad.

      We do it all while on the rag, didn’t you notice?

    • Artofwar

      ….Yea, likened to when Angelina Jolie whoops the fuck out of 52– two hundred and fifty pound men, all in the first scene, and then lights up a cig and orders an Apple Martini in one of her feminist empowering balls busting epics….Artofwar

  6. Unimate

    I’m not into Minka, guns, or horses. The combination, however, is making everyone around me uncomfortable.

  7. cc

    Let me guess, she wants to be the next Lara Croft?

    She’s pretty, but these pics are about as convincing as Spencer Pratt’s GI Joe picture shoot. Remember those? No? Be thankful.

  8. LJ

    It’s good to see that the producers of this show are looking to resurrect the fine tradition of “Bouncing Boobies” on network television that was pioneered by that visionary of Prime Time Broadcast Television, Aaron Spelling.

  9. I have no reason to believe the new Charlies Angels won’t be at LEAST as successful as the new Wonder Woman.

  10. ZigZagZoey

    Sorry, she looks ridiculous with a gun.
    Way too “sweet” looking…

  11. So this is the one who was NOT born in a prison, right?

  12. TomFrank

    The picture looks all action-y until you notice that the horse is barely trotting.

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    skuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a poor seat (in the saddle) and stirrups are too short

  14. Dalus

    Her seat is terrible. I certainly hope someone corrects it before she is thrown and dragged.

  15. Looks like a Glock 9mm. Nice gun. You pansy-pants anti-gun freaks can go pee yourselves over it now.

  16. Richard McBeef

    not a glock, and not my cock either so I don’t give a shit.

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    HerpADerp
    Commented on this photo:

    Way to ride a horse the totally wrong way…. Its nice to see she can’t get the basics but can spend the money.

  18. Lisa

    someone needs to give this girl a riding lesson or two before they get her hurt, seriously. It’s HEELS down, hon, not toes. and get her some boots that half way fit her!

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    DP
    Commented on this photo:

    2 words….”RIDING LESSONS”……these pics are painful for any true equestrian! ARGH! Poor horse :((((

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    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    “If she fires one more shot, I swear to god I’ll Christopher Reeves her ass.”

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    ck
    Commented on this photo:

    she should know that just because her legs are spread, she doesn’t have to grind.

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    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Heels down bitch!

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    whoa
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG her feet are all wrong. Where’s her instructor?

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    kmcrae
    Commented on this photo:

    Couldn’t they even have given her a quick riding lesson before putting her on that horse? I guess the producers don’t care about authenticity or if their actor falls off the horse. The poor girl doesn’t have a clue how to ride.

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    Groku
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s holding the reins wrong as well.. among all the other things that are wrong with this picture.

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    Lucifer
    Commented on this photo:

    This is painful to look at…you’d think with a movie budget they’d get her more than 2 riding lessons.

    Sit up, shoulders back, thumbs up, heels down, longer stirrups, leg on the girth, HANDS OFF THE POMMEL, irons on the ball of your feet…Hot damn even the saddle is sitting too low.

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    Lucifer
    Commented on this photo:

    HEELS DOWN MINKA, knees off, leg on the girth. I can’t keep looking at these…but I have to.

  28. Lucifer

    You’d think with a movie budget they’d get her more than 2 riding lessons.

    Sit up, shoulders back, thumbs up, heels down, longer stirrups, leg on the girth, tighter ariats, irons on the ball of your feet…Hot damn even the saddle is sitting too low. But I have to give her credit for not yanking on the horse’s mouth.

  29. See Alice

    I thought the Exec producer is an anti-gunner and didnt have guns in her movies ?

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    Hannah
    Commented on this photo:

    With such terrible equitation I’m shocked she was even able to stay on at a canter. Yikes..

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    sayitaintso
    Commented on this photo:

    That horsey might be needing a little prescription after she’s done with him.

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    Niki
    Commented on this photo:

    Thinking like that shows an exerpt’s touch

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