Minka Kelly is Single
Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together, JustJared.com can confirm.
“The split was amicable,” sources exclusively tell JJ of the 37-year-old Yankees superstar and 31-year-old actress. “But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.”
Now’s the part where I’m supposed to make a joke about how I’m going to sex up Minka Kelly and nurse her back to health with nothing but my tender sex nursing her into a sexual land of emotional healing and sex waterfalls, but I think the important thing to focus on before I do all that in real life is just what kind of ass Derek Jeter is pulling in that makes him toss Minka Kelly aside like a used tissue. Mostly because I’m confident that ass belongs to a space alien whose physical beauty defies human comprehension. “You know, earth women are great and all, but sometimes you just want a woman whose vagina is a wormhole into a distant galaxy. Call me old-fashioned.”