Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend, claims she beat the midget snot out of him

By: The Superficial / August 1, 2008

Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing his ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider. Mini-Me claims she literally tossed his ass around like a rag doll, and he’s seeking $20 million in damages, according to TMZ:

Verne’s killer lawyer, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ, “When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”
In the lawsuit, Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

“When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.” BFFFFFT! And there went my coffee. That said, anyone else get the impression Ranae works at a daycare?