Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend, claims she beat the midget snot out of him

August 1st, 2008 // 35 Comments

Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing his ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider. Mini-Me claims she literally tossed his ass around like a rag doll, and he’s seeking $20 million in damages, according to TMZ:

Verne’s killer lawyer, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ, “When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”
In the lawsuit, Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

“When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.” BFFFFFT! And there went my coffee. That said, anyone else get the impression Ranae works at a daycare?

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  1. Tom Cruise

    Flying midgets fuck yeah

  2. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\

    Bitch had sex with him, she is entitled to anything with him.
    oooops was that too harsh!

  3. Lola

    this whole shit is just sick…. it’s enough… just the image is freaking disgusting… both the girl and mini-me should just go away and spare us from the freak show…. i’m pretty sure they’re both doing this for publicity

  4. will.i.am.

    sounds like a whole bunch of BULLSHIT to me…
    hey, wasn’t he suing someone else for realising the sex tape for about $20 mill as well?? he just likes that number, and lawsuits. yeah. he likes 20 million dollar law suits. and will come up with ANY excuse to make it happen.

  5. Cattyluo

    She is sexy !I saw her profile on ””””M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m ”””’There are so many famous persons on this site.It is a worth to see.Hot pictures ,sexy photos……Don’t miss it.

  6. kat

    is it just me, or does the thought of these two having sex make you want to throw up? i mean, how in FUCK can she even think he is attractive??? could she even feel it when they were having intercourse?? i can’t imagine his pecker is very big…..ugh, it really makes me sick.

  7. English Bob

    Maybe he was just doing that Dr. Evil thing…”….sue her for twenty million dollars…!” …raises pinky finger to mouth in anticipation..?

  8. Plastic Sturgeon

    The rumor is his penis is “in proportion to the rest of his body”.

    He is 2’8. That’s just not right.

  9. English Bob

    ….you know who else should be sued for twenty million dollars..? BitchAss No.5 and his piss-ant website…….that’s who!

  10. @6 Kat, just more proof the young women are attracted to money, power, or fame. No matter what a guy looks like, as long as he has money, power, or fame there will be young women willing to make themselves useful.

  11. Jim Liu

    Why won’t this little prick die already?

  12. Jim Liu

    Why won’t this little prick die already?

  13. Ted from LA

    #8,
    What kind of places do you frequent to hear rumors about the size of a midget’s dick?

  14. kat

    Tom, you are so right. she makes the rest of us look bad. we should lynch her.

  15. Barak Obama

    She is kind of hot. He should just be very thankful that he got to give her the mini-money shot.

  16. Julian

    I would turn gay and bone this guy like a saint bernard on a Chihuahua just for the chance to throw that turd across a room and face first into a wall. I think it would be worth it.

  17. Verne and his jew whore should both be forced to spend a night at the Holocaust Museum as punishment for wasting our time.

  18. Deacon Jones

    “When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”

    Why? There’s less weight. Youd think he’d fall like a spider, or cat or something, just pop right up.

  19. He thinks there is another option with this height?

  20. hendero

    Judging by the photo he couldn’t have sex with her and kiss her at the same time. He could however have sex with her and at the same time clean the lint out of her belly button with his tongue. So I guess that’s worth something.

  21. PunkA

    I thought she was just practicing up for the Olympics, since Midget Bowling is the newest sport to try to medal in. Just grab one by the little handle 2.5 inch and fling it down the lane….STRIKE!!!!!!!

  22. rough daddy

    who told him to date normal size chicks??

  23. Jake

    #18 Completely agree with you.

    “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!”

  24. Dozer

    Midget tossing is back on ESPN

  25. Superevil

    I doubt that bitch has 20$ much less 20 million.

  26. Angry Beaver

    The lawsuit is just revenge. He’s mad because she’d get drunk and use him as a tampon.

  27. sarah

    Jake#23……LMFAO

  28. Prof

    Mr. Troyer has learned a lesson in human mating practices, if you are a man never mate with a crazy eyed looking chick that can physically kick you ass let alone toss you across the room!

  29. The whole thing is just sickening.

  30. woodhorse

    If she had tossed him three times, she could have upgraded to a giant pair of fuzzy dice. Just Sayin.

  31. sharpeidude

    He’s so fucking tiny, she probably used him as a dildo……that or a toilet brush.

  32. Do you mean that a midget and a gold digging hoochie can’t have a meaningful relationship? What is this world coming to?

  33. jim

    She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “”"”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"”" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  34. what the fuck.
    that creature looks like an alien

  35. real deal

    that fucking midget looks like a turd with clothes.

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