Mini-Me files lawsuit over sex tape

June 27th, 2008 // 214 Comments

Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing the pants off of TMZ for showing footage of him without his tiny pants. Apparently, Mini-Me filmed a sex tape with ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider (above) and, like any good amateur porn, it was stolen and found its way online. His lawyers claim to have sent several cease-and-desist letters before and after TMZ posted the footage. E! Online reports:

In addition to the gossip purveyor, which just posted the footage yesterday, Troyer has also sued One Night in Paris peddler Kevin Blatt. He claims that Blatt, who’s known for his celeb-porn brokering ways, somehow acquired the stolen tape and, according to TMZ, is currently entertaining a $100,000 distribution offer from SugarDVD.
Troyer is alleging violation of privacy, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, violation of right to publicity and misappropriation of name and likeness.

Mini-Me made a sex tape? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

UPDATE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

EDIT: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!* But, in all seriousness, did they use a tripod or just lay the camera on the floor?

*HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Photos: Splash News, HA HA HA HA HA!
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  1. bye bye bye

    Julia_NYC,

    I take it you won’t be back???

    Thank God!

    Now back to the black midgets….

  2. I like the backsides of black midgets. but I digress……………..

  3. Wow we were just talking about this on our vlog at http://www.youtube.com/downstairsguys

    YouTube/DownstairGuys

  4. o2bme

    Sounds like Julia needs to get laid.

    U up for it Mike Oxbhig? Oh, wait you’re not black, your just really really fat!!!

  5. Julia_NYC

    You people are smart but mean. Your words cut like knives and I can scarcely stop crying!

    Oh, and another thing, I’m going to go on Good Morning America and expose you all!

  6. Wow Mike Ohitssoobig….I can see you in all your liberalness, debating if you should use the word negro…you probably typed and untyped it 100 times, worrying if it would offend someone. Good Job Big Boy! Im proud of you son. Now come give it to Daddy in the back end you big strong liberal.

    You John Edwards voting for, white guilt ridden elitest you. To offset your carbon use and the use of the word negro, youll need to come give it to Daddy Bitch. Im your little fucktoy. Just pretend Im that winner John Kerry. I know you’ll tear it up hard then. You do know he was in Vietnam, right?

  7. Meztiso

    Hey, to whites.

    I don’t know why do you hate the meztiso and negros.
    The statistics show that while more mestizos in a society is equal to less crimes. and more whites in a society is equal a more crimes.

  8. this thread is gayer than my family reunion. no girls allowed of course.

  9. pistola

    julia… sad, sad julia… what is the point of your choosing to write on this site? did u really think you’d make a difference? change someone’s mind?……… or are u just looking for a little attention… hmm??? yes.

  10. Julia_NYC

    #109 Yes, I’m going to change the world! I talked it over with my friend Kathy. She’s my shopping buddy. I’m going to make the US a better country and Kathy is going to fly to Africa and teach the Africans. She’s Chinese.

  11. whatever

    Wait wait. I think I know what’s happening here. Julia = Randal = Mike Oxbhig-cock-in-mouth??? It is all making sense now.

  12. Julia_NYC

    I’m going to teach Americans not to be racist on their websites. I know I can do it. You can all be better. You know it in your hearts.

  13. The Bobster

    Hey meztiso, feel free to share those stats.

  14. Ted from LA

    Kathy is Chinese? Is she related to Todd the black guy? Or Laqeesha the white woman? Or Lisa the Japanese woman? Or Tyrone the Hispanic guy? Or Jose the Irish guy?

    Racism is reserved for uneducated dumb fucks. End of story.

  15. Hey 111…………….. well the cock in mouth part is right, but I only call myself Julia when I feel sassy. do you like “bears”?

  16. Meztiso

    bobber – For example:

    The cartoon of bathman show that most criminals criminals in those cartoons are whites.

    In most movies from hollywood, all criminals are whites, and many police are blacks.

    In cartoon network in the Justice league there is a negro super-hero, and the majority of peoples that he catch are criminal whites.

    and I can show many statistical examples like this.

  17. Julia_NYC

    Ted from LA, you just made me wet.

  18. The Bobster

    Your stats are from cartoons???

  19. Charles

    Wait, I’m sure he has better.

    After all, Freddy Kreuger, a demonic pedophile/murderer was a white man.

  20. The Bobster

    Jason too.

  21. Meztiso

    To my dear archi-enemy bobser

    Well… yes, the cartoon and the movies are made according to the reality, they are a refleccion of the reality.

    Oterwise, if you go to the true reccord from the FBI you will find that most criminals are whites!

    The records that you wan show are adulterated.

  22. The Bobster

    Get the hell out of here you idiot, somewhere everyone in the village is looking for you.

  23. Meztiso

    This is sereous.

    Thanks to the swindle (government help) that we have done to the system of the whites I get a postgrade of statistics and provability in Harvard Univercity.

    I have done studies about the big reality that the mass media in it’s honestity and purity show on the movies and cartoons.

    And I have reached very interesting conclutions.

    1. The 95% of the arrest are of whites and from those, 65% of the police that done the arrest are blacks.

    2. Most hate crimes (70%) are commited by whites.

    3. The population of white peoples in prisson is 75%, and black people are the tiny quantity of 10% and the rest are other races.

    4. The olimpic champion of swimming are whites, that only reflect the discrimination of the whites against the blacks in the swiming sport.

    5. The majority of the boat owners are whites, I have never seen a black on a boat at the beach. this is discrimination.

  24. Julia_NYC

    @ #117: Ted from LA, that wasn’t funny.

    @ #121 & #123: Meztiso, you may mean well…but turn around and run the other way. You’re going to get trampled here.

  25. Charles

    Meztiso, I think you’re my new favorite poster.

  26. Meztiso

    This country is a world power due to the Mexicans that are crossing the border.

    There are many brains from Mexico and Afrika here, and they make to grow this country.

    For example, the great projects that the nasa carries out are designed and engineered by a black scientist hidden in a little room under the basement of the NASA!

    Then, a white man is made pass as a wise and get the credit.

    This remember me as a black cinderella under the tyranny of her cruel white sisters.

  27. Danklin24

    Christ, thats horrifying. Must’ve been a slow news day.

  28. Danklin24

    Christ, thats horrifying. Must’ve been a slow news day.

  29. Julia_NYC

    Oh….my….God….

  30. The Bobster

    Why isn’t Mexico a world power? It’s crawling with Mexicans!

  31. mar.mar

    oh god you guys are going hard at this shit!

    relax ts not that big of a deal

  32. Meztiso

    1. Mexico is not a world power because you has a blockade imposed at the mexican border, and don’t permit the brains from mexico to come here.

    2. You must build bridges between mexico and USA, not walls.

    3. Besides, you steal Texas and California to Mexico, so is our right to stay there.

    4. You must mixed with the mexicans to become more intelligent and wise. and talking about this.

    I have statistical proof that say that while more beautiful is a race less intelligent it is, and while more ugly is a race more intelligent it is.

    Ladies and gentlemen I traying only to help you in order to become more wise. So, bring the negros from Burundy and Tumbuktu that are the most uglies of all… but are so intelligent that they use their incredible brain to live near the lions and those not eat them.

    Do you want to see anithing more intelligent than this?

    Put a white man in the african savana to see for how many time he survive…

  33. Julia_NYC

    Meztiso, you can’t even spell! Leave, please! You’re making it SO much harder for those of us who want to combat racism!!!

  34. Meztiso

    You (the pathetic whites) understand my speling.

    When the people have not argument they criticize the spelling.

    that is a signal of weakness.

    According to antropology the black man is the oldest race in this heart and therefore.

    Adam and Eva where blacks and you are a race created by the devil to provoke wars in this world.

    Remember that God is black because he creates Adam and Eva to his image and likeness.

    So the only things that are been mistaken are the whites. Therefore you have to be allowed to purify by us.

    We only want to save you from the hell of your genetic.

  35. The Bobster

    @ 129. OMG is right. This guy is enough of an idiot for ten villages.

  36. Charles

    Meztiso, why do so many Mexicans end up in prison for crimes of violence?

  37. Meztiso

    only in america exist violence, In europe too. The violence is part of all white countries.

    Fo example:

    1. The Nazi Germans, burned the Jews alive in the ovens of thermoelectric power plants to produce electricity!!!

    2. Himler, the right hand of Hittler and chief of the SS entered to the cementery as a vampire to suck the blood and juices from Jew cadavers!!!

    This can’t be more macabre.

    For this reason we want to purify you from the curse of the white skin and blue eyes.

  38. Leftist Latino

    Nos estas haciendo dano con tus tonterias. Por favor, BASTA, enough said.

  39. Meztiso

    Hey!!!

    According to a psicological test, you are sick of hate toward other races!!!

    Oohhh my!!! you are the devil!!!

    You are white outside but are extremely black inside!
    You need the help from “blacky”… they will teach you the basic lessons of love and peace.

  40. Leftist Latino

    Okay. It was fun while it lasted but, it became painfully obvious long ago that you are just a troll because nobody but, nobody could possibly be as utterly dumb as you apear to be. I just refuse to believe that anyone could be that ignorant.

    I gave you your little troll award so be happy with that and just leave.

  41. Badcock

    Hey Julia, Tell Hoda and Kathy Lee hello for me. Its absolutely asinine of you to make such an outlandish comment, “I’m going to change the world! “. You are either young or have your head up your ass and don’t pay attention to the fine daily informative publishings of New York City, or you’d realize that we live in a fucked up world. People are intolerant, weather or not they want to admit it, and there isn’t shit one person and a morning talk show could do to change that. Hell the US couldn’t change that if we spent as much time and money as we are in the Middle East. I think its time you found a site a site a little more appropriate for your age and intelligence level; try toondisney or maybe nickelodeon.

  42. The Bobster

    This thread has gone downhill since cartoons were offered as crime stats.

  43. Badcock

    No Bobster, as soon as julia started posting.

  44. Josh

    Julia’s the only one here that’s said anything worthwhile! The rest was good for a laugh.

  45. Eddy

    Ahahahahahahahaha.

  46. Julia_NYC

    How come the superfish hasn’t removed that video in #20 & #57?

    IT’S CRUEL AND RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. PunkA

    Wasn’t there supposed to be a tricycle involved in that video somehow? I just hope poor Verne doesn’t get his pinky confused with his weiner, ya know. similar sizes and all. To scale.

  48. Trover

    Someone needs to introduce Julia to Randall……..

  49. black girl

    im black …
    its funny how none of you rascist assholes have come up to me talkin shit about my skin color.

    people that hate other people because of their race are so passive aggressive. why do you all go on the internet instead of telling me in person that you hate my skin pgmentation? weirdos.

    1 thing about the kkk that makes me proud to be an american is that they’ll walk right up to you and spit in your face and call you a nigger. pussy ass hating ass motherfuckers never have the balls to do that shit now

    please …prove me wrong, guys…its your turn!

  50. black girl

    im black …
    its funny how none of you rascist assholes have come up to me talkin shit about my skin color.

    people that hate other people because of their race are so passive aggressive. why do you all go on the internet instead of telling me in person that you hate my skin pgmentation? weirdos.

    1 thing about the kkk that makes me proud to be an american is that they’ll walk right up to you and spit in your face and call you a nigger. pussy ass hating ass motherfuckers never have the balls to do that shit now

    please …prove me wrong, guys…its your turn!

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