Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing the pants off of TMZ for showing footage of him without his tiny pants. Apparently, Mini-Me filmed a sex tape with ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider (above) and, like any good amateur porn, it was stolen and found its way online. His lawyers claim to have sent several cease-and-desist letters before and after TMZ posted the footage. E! Online reports:
In addition to the gossip purveyor, which just posted the footage yesterday, Troyer has also sued One Night in Paris peddler Kevin Blatt. He claims that Blatt, who’s known for his celeb-porn brokering ways, somehow acquired the stolen tape and, according to TMZ, is currently entertaining a $100,000 distribution offer from SugarDVD.
Troyer is alleging violation of privacy, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, violation of right to publicity and misappropriation of name and likeness.
Mini-Me made a sex tape? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
UPDATE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
EDIT: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!* But, in all seriousness, did they use a tripod or just lay the camera on the floor?
*HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Elmo | June 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
Yuck
Jason | June 27, 2008 at 11:28 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
EW! | June 27, 2008 at 11:29 am
who in the world would wanna….. ?
i would walk around in th scream mask for the as long as it all took to blow over.
ratpack | June 27, 2008 at 11:30 am
would like to have a sex tape with her as well
FISIRT | June 27, 2008 at 11:33 am
At least the woman is ugly, so guys can’t get all jealous of mini-me. She does have a good body though
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
He’s hung like a Jimbo.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
I would pay good money to see the Mini-money shot!
Elmo | June 27, 2008 at 11:38 am
I wonder if Mini-Me had to file the lawsuit in the Small Claims Court?
Deacon Jones | June 27, 2008 at 11:38 am
Man, are Jewish women ugly
Barack Obama | June 27, 2008 at 11:38 am
As presidential hopeful I support the right of all little people to proudly display their tiny wangs on the internet for all to appreciate. Mini Me provides a powerful message of Hope for all the losers, freaks, and weirdos out there, as most of the readers of this site are, that you too may one day know the gentle caress of a living human woman. Standing together, we can prevent this lawsuit and push for change in the realm of sex tapes, so we can all see his tiny penis in a horsefaced yuckmonster woman.
Sara | June 27, 2008 at 11:38 am
I’m debating between the HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and the EWWWWWWWWWW.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:39 am
THAT IS THE HOTTEST CELEB TARD PORN YET!
I cant tell you how many times Ive jerked it to him on the Austin Powers movies. Thank god for pause. The part that gets me off the most is when Vern has his pinky in his mouth because it looks just like my cock in his mouth.
GOD that is so hot…Im about to splooge now!
woodhorse | June 27, 2008 at 11:39 am
I’m going to sue TMZ for posting it as well and so should everyone else. I’ve seen the photos of John Graziano’s Ledge Head, I’ve seen Britney’s twat waffle, but oh the fucking humanity I did not need to see that.
woodhorse | June 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
Now I’m going to have to sue Elliot_Spitz_On_Her.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:42 am
#9 – Not as ugly as Irish skanks. God, have you seen the girls in “little Ireland” in philly? They could just throw some reins on them and have them pull the guided tours. Only reason they dont is that they smell worse than the horses and shit bigger piles. That and their tempermental, drunk illiterate mick boyfriends are always trying to pick fights with the patrons children, simply because its all they can handle.
Auntie Kryst | June 27, 2008 at 11:43 am
NO FUCKING WAY!! This I gotta see. Oh dear jebus please let there be a scene where she rests a beer can on his head..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 11:46 am
Ugly people should not have sex… because they spawn trolls and Mike Oxhbigs…
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 11:49 am
OMG I don’t thin there’s anything in this world that could gross me out more than a sex tape with him in it…. This is just gross and wrong on so many level…. UGH!!!!
jo smo | June 27, 2008 at 11:50 am
so…. she fucked a midget…..
See The Full Free Uncensored Mini Me Fuck Tape Now!!! | June 27, 2008 at 11:54 am
The full free uncensored Mini Me Fuck Tape is online RIGHT NOW! Caution: NSFW!!!
FRIST!!! | June 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
So if it was a black midget, his dick would be about the size of a white guy’s, right?
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I’d rather watch my dog fuck my cat.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
#22 – Good point, because only the cat would need therapy, as opposed to the population at large.
Dog | June 27, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Therapy??? She was begging for it.
havoc | June 27, 2008 at 12:16 pm
BIKINIS!!!
REMEMBER???
.
ERIKA | June 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
GROSS…..but HOW THE FUCK IS SHE A MODEL??????????!!!!
ERIKA | June 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
GROSS…..but HOW THE FUCK IS SHE A MODEL??????????!!!!
I Wanna Git in Michelle's Barackdoor | June 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Here’s a pic of her halfway to the ankles-behind-ears position.
Albi, The Racist Dragon | June 27, 2008 at 12:27 pm
The first time I watched the small portion of said video, I vomited a little in my mouth. The second time, same thing….The third, fourth and fifth didn’t get any easier…..I can’t stop myself from replaying it over and over. Hold me.
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 12:27 pm
#27,
Look closely at the picture. She’s a teeth model.
Kim Lardassian | June 27, 2008 at 12:35 pm
God America is full of attention whores. YUCK.
Julia_NYC | June 27, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I joined this is site because I saw a story in the newspaper about it. I decided to go undercover, discover what really went on here. I heard it was a site where people hide their racism with witty comments and “innocent” views on multi-culturalism. This is wrong, there is racism on here in the ugliest form, slangs. People do say the “N” word openly, and the posts are accepted. It is really disappointing.
I am white (incase it matters). I was born in New York City and I have always been taught to be accepting of other cultures. I had many African-American friends, Jamaican friends, and friends of other cultures growing up. I never thought about the differences once until I got out into the real world and found racism is an ugly thing.
I read a newspaper article about white nationalism. It mentioned this site more than once. Someone named Andre or something. To begin with, I pretended to be open minded, even agreeing with some posts, yet spinning my own beliefs into my regurgitated crap of “White Pride world wide!”. Honestly, that saying is the new “Zieg Hiel”. A few minutes ago I found a part of a thread discussing black people. Several readers are judging the entire race based on one crazy woman. To me it doesn’t even matter that she’s black. I think she’s disgusting also (beating up little dogs) but I won’t judge the entire race based on her. That’s like me judging all white people to be racist based on this site. It isn’t true, there are people like me, who aren’t racist.
This got me to stand up, come out of the closet and say this; what is wrong with you people? You have been blessed with this earth by God. You have to accept that we share this world with other people. If you really want to “go there”, I do have a few things to say. You claim you are smarter than black people as a whole. I know this one guy who went onto university and he now has a Bachelors degree in Math. He’s going on to get a Masters. If you want to judge a whole race being more superior than another based on smarts, that makes the asian race superior to us. That is what I can gather based on your comments against black people.
I just can’t comprehend how people can be so full of hate! It’s embarrassing to have this site and you people hovering over the white race, you are the reputation we have now. Thank you. I don’t want to walk out on the street and have one of my old friends hate me just because of this site and people like you. If you don’t like other colors admit yourself into a mental institution where you’ll have a nice white room. Otherwise, suck it up and pretend to accept it. There will never be a white nationalist movement outside this site and I will make sure of it. The hate in you people is so vile! How? I would never hate anything as much as you hate black people, or asian people. If it is an issue about who’s country this is, I have some news for you. The asians should go back to Asia, the black people should go back to Africa or Jamaica, and you should go back to Europe. This place actually belongs to the Native Americans. We shouldn’t even be here!
Honestly, I love life. I’m too busy with my life to think about other colors. I have a life, and I don’t sit at home and cry because some black person who I don’t even know tried to shoot me. He’s one in a million. Sure there are more violent black people but not all of them are black. If you truely want the perfect society, rid all the dumb violent people (that includes white people), and keep all the smart ones. This is how I know you are actually racist, not concerned with the well being of society or the intelligence. You would agree that there are smart people who are from other cultures and that they should be valued if you were actually looking for the perfect society. You only care about the color of a person which is a very, very, cruel thing. I don’t respect you as people. I would rather suround myself with a bunch of smart black people than a bunch of racist white people, because you are an embarrasment to the world we live in today.
Black is just a color, and honestly they are actually brown. They are real people, with emotions like our own. Don’t judge the entire race based on the dumb ones who choose to be idiots. Judge a person, for who they are inside. Don’t think of the color, think of the incredible miracle. God has given them life, like your own, and inside there is a beautiful person like yourself. I know there is good in you. I know there is. Please, read this and hear me cry out. It doesn’t have to be this way. You can change, and you can change the world to a better place; you don’t have to be a racist, you can choose to join me and many, many others, to stop all of this hatred. We must educate the ignorant, feed the poor, not turn them away. Please, look inside your heart and try to see, these people aren’t so different from you and I. They are all a part of one group, the human race.
The United Negro College Fund | June 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Um, I’d rather watch the Tom Sizemore sex tape again and that was at least as depressing as watching Schindler’s list.
Katie Price | June 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Kim, what about me bitch? Let’s eat some cake then not brush our teeth…ever!
lolz | June 27, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Julia_NYC
no one cares.
k, leave now..
gffasdf | June 27, 2008 at 12:49 pm
hopefully just a bad viral campaign for the love guru!!!!!!!!!
Harry Ballzack | June 27, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Hmmmm ……
I wonder just who, besides Mini-Meat had a copy of said tape and just how it got into the hands of a porn pusher who’s asking $100k for it. …. Ms $chrider sure looks to have an awfully big … $mile…..*wink*
Could it be a $100k payday is in her near future ?
Drundel | June 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm
#8, bravo! LMFAO
sportsdvl | June 27, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@8 thats great! Well done, funny shit.
Iloveherbaltea | June 27, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Even though I agree 100% with what you say Julia. The people here will not be convinced by anyone by any means. They have seen many posts like yours before, so what you’ve said is nothing new to them. Let them have their little website I say. If they want to be consumed by hatred, then let them be. They say they don’t “hate” anyone, but that is far from the truth. They can all deny this all they want. They’re not convincing anyone. The HATRED here is absolutely blatant. They use “preservation of their culture and heritage” and “White Nationalists” to sugar coat their real beliefs and intentions.
Did you also know that Jews are out get you guys? (I’m assuming your American by your nyc name) You’d better be careful Julia. You’re living in a country, where the Z.O.G rule. Someone said before, he feels like he is in Star Trek with that term. I would feel like that too.
Famous Plastic | June 27, 2008 at 12:59 pm
That’s pretty sad when your known as the girl who fucked a midget for fame.
Linda M. | June 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm
#32
Have you ever watched a stand up comedian? Comedians joke about everything from different races, religion, politics etc. Nothing is off limits with comedians. Nothing is off limits here too. Some people sound like bigots on this site while others have funny comments or funny insults about celebrities and others are just plain stupid and gross. I come here for the mindless worthless information and amusement because of my high tech job, and I need a break from logical thinking. The novelty has worn off with this site, and I am going back to music, politics, and science sites. How do I plan on making this place a better world; by doing charity, giving strangers a smile, being polite, having empathy, being patient with people even when they cut me off on the freeway, voting, being patient when religious people tell me I need my soul saved, and the list goes on. How are you making this a better world?
Mofo | June 27, 2008 at 1:03 pm
HEY ALL YOU DUMB BITCHES. DON’T DO A PORN TAPE UNLESS YOU HAVE NO TALENT AND NEED TO BE FAMOUS LIKE FAT ASS KIM KARDASHIAN.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm
#32 – He started it! *points to everyone, one at a time*
No seriously, you’re voting McCain right ya craka ass craka?
Blow-Me | June 27, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Julia_NYC
Fuck off you bleeding heart – politically correct – give in at all costs – touchy-feely – pile of douchbaggery.
Germany pays $9.40 for a gallon of gas …. go there and bitch
If you were actually an American, You would most certainly be one of our minorities. The one who BLAMES AMERICA FIRST for ANY & EVERY-thing. I can see you burning the American flag in you basement. Here’s a phone number to my fore-fathers … 1-800-GET-BENT. I’m sick and tired of people like you who want people like me to apologize for something that happened over 300 years ago … Go Fuck Yourself – and those like you.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 1:07 pm
#32: “This got me to stand up, come out of the closet and say this; what is wrong with you people?”
Fuck you, “Julia”. It’s a classic sign of a humorless judgmental person to show up at a party and start tsk tsking about people fucking around instead of being serious. You only live once. Don’t be a walking buzzkill.
Auntie Kryst | June 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm
@32 What the fuck Julia?? Shut your goddamn trap you whiny twat. It’s a site that makes fun of celebrities. Besides you narrow minded whore, all colors under the beautiful stereotype rainbow gets it here. Heebs, dagos, limeys, you name it. It’s also about misogyny, homophobia, and funny midgets. So have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up.
Julia_NYC | June 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm
@ #42: This is to cover almost everything I have read on here.
I don’t think I’m better than anyone, that is the point of my thread. I think that those who do think they are superior need to realize that this world is for all of us, and we must save it. We cannot wipe out an entire race based on looks or color. Firstly, we don’t have the gun power and secondly, why???
I went undercover to see what the majority on the Superficial really thinks. The racism is heartbreaking. That is what I was getting at. I don’t think I’m better than you, honestly. I think that this is really sad and it breaks my heart. The world is becoming a place I don’t want it to become. You can’t see it but I’m actually crying right now. I feel really sad for the other races. It must be a traumatic thing for them to go through. To have someone else hate you because of how you look, and they don’t even know you.
I have had to deal with many crimes. I’m a New Yorker. I had a black guy rob a store and hold me hostage. I had a white guy steal my purse and slap me for it. I’ve dealt with many things… I’m 19. And I can still appreciate the fact that we’re all human. Just because one black guy held me hostage doesn’t mean they all are going to. These people are good people gone bad. I think you are too. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve done many things wrong in my life that I wish I could change. But the majority on the Superficial who think that White people are superior are just cruel. Instead of banding together to wipe out such a beautiful culture we should find a solution that is both probable and civilized. We should love them, not hate them. For many years we have hated them, try loving them. You wouldn’t hurt a child (who doesn’t know any better) so why would you hurt a race that has felt so much hatred? It really breaks my heart.
I am not dumb, naive or unaware. I know the dangers of anybody. Anybody is capable of anything. Not just other races. Please listen to me. It doesn’t have to be this way, we have the power to change it. Let us do some good, not some evil.
Another thing I want to say … well more like ask. Do you consider yourselves the good guys? Why? Sure, some black people are going to hurt you (that is because they have only felt so much hurt and want to give it back). But honestly, put aside your differences and help me clean up this site and clean up this world. No more hatred, only respect and kindness towards each other from now on.
And to that random guy who tried to hook up with me when I posted my myspace previously, I’m not interested. I’m nineteen and I have a boyfriend. I don’t want to go to the Carribean with you, I’m happy here thank you. =)
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm
#32
I agree with you but this is just a website where people come and talk alot of shit about celebrities. I don’t think it’s really anything more than that.
Julia loves ATM | June 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Julia save that tripe for your poor helpless bored-to-death children.
So, how about some details: big or small tits? Shaved or natural pussy? Small, medium, large, or Walmart shopper ass? Spit or swallow (gotta be spit)? Multi-orgasmic or “orgasms get in the way of connecting with the other person” (meaning, never orgasmic)? Do you like it when a guy licks you even though it’s a heavy flow day?