Millions of Milkshakes actually has standards

After being bombarded with complaints and petitions thanks to the efforts of the Tila Resistance, Millions of Milkshakes realized it’s probably not a good idea to let the Leprechaun Harbinger of Itch near their food products:

Tila Tequila’s appearance at Millions of Milkshakes has been canceled. Thanks for all the response, we will keep you posted on more celebrity appearances.

Because she legitimately thinks her reputation requires spin control (Read: Syphilis makes you crazy.), Tila is claiming she canceled because she’s pregnant which is her go-to excuse these days. Although in this case, TMZ reports she’s shopping around an ultrasound to the highest bidder which I can only assume is a piece of a construction paper with a Cabbage Patch Doll glued to it.

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