After being bombarded with complaints and petitions thanks to the efforts of the Tila Resistance, Millions of Milkshakes realized it’s probably not a good idea to let the Leprechaun Harbinger of Itch near their food products:
Tila Tequila’s appearance at Millions of Milkshakes has been canceled. Thanks for all the response, we will keep you posted on more celebrity appearances.
Because she legitimately thinks her reputation requires spin control (Read: Syphilis makes you crazy.), Tila is claiming she canceled because she’s pregnant which is her go-to excuse these days. Although in this case, TMZ reports she’s shopping around an ultrasound to the highest bidder which I can only assume is a piece of a construction paper with a Cabbage Patch Doll glued to it.
Karen | January 26, 2010 at 10:23 am
Is hating her wrong since she is obviously insane?
andy7171 | January 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
fantastic boobs!
J | January 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
Seriously what’s even sadder is if you read the tweets at her and there are people out there that are actually congratulating her on this “pregnancy” and wishing her the best of luck. I think @Jesus_M_Christ said it best: She’s registered at Target. Do they sell coathangers and grain alcohol?
Stephanie | January 26, 2010 at 10:46 am
She’s like watching a retard play paddle ball!! I swear to God!!!
So Hot | January 26, 2010 at 10:52 am
I’d totally tap that…
david | January 26, 2010 at 10:53 am
yes congrats to everyone that signed the petition, way to get shit done and hazah for MoM for not destroying their empire! its a beautiful thing to see we can actually get shit done if we try. also she claims in her blog post that this is her first pregnancy when she has in the past talked of a teenage pregnancy where her ex at the time beat her and what not. this bitch is an insane liar and if the pregnancy is true she should go out and find that “ex” again and ask him for the usual
jalin | January 26, 2010 at 10:53 am
Sad….
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salsa | January 26, 2010 at 10:56 am
Tila = Fuck Puppet
Or porn gnome.
Or Sex midget.
Yes sir, I’d hit it!
Max Planck | January 26, 2010 at 10:58 am
Better flush twice.
Silicone is buoyant.
BeeTee | January 26, 2010 at 11:03 am
Folks you now see the result of the Lucky Charms guy getting drunk off ass on Baileys and hitting up the Rainbow Spa Massage Parlor
Dixie Chick | January 26, 2010 at 11:12 am
A piece of a construction paper with a Cabbage Patch Doll glued to it bwahahahahahah good one!
Rasputins Liver | January 26, 2010 at 11:15 am
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Oh well. Guess it IS time for our daily dose of Twatquila Schadenfreude.
Yes, seeing and reading about her and the other fame-whore Montag certainly does make me appreciate my life much more.
Thanks, Fish, for reminding me how much better my life is, even if I don’t quite have the bank account those two idiots have.
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sickitten | January 26, 2010 at 11:25 am
Imagine this twat in the early 90′s, in your neighborhood….
HackSaw | January 26, 2010 at 11:28 am
You know I’d hit it.
AmericanWhiteTrash | January 26, 2010 at 11:31 am
You know when a society is at it’s low point when a little hooker like this gets this kind of attention.
havoc | January 26, 2010 at 11:34 am
I hear she has a new show coming up.
Its called…No Mor Sucky Sucky! You Bin Her Four Hour Now! You Go!
It’ll be on MTV. I think it comes on after the retarded Italian kids show…..
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Bwahahahahah !!!! | January 26, 2010 at 11:35 am
Lmao I cant help but laugh at ‘celebrities’ like her & Montag. What if they purposely do these things to get a kick? I can imagine Tila laughing at the computer everytime she tweets another lie. LMAO.
BeeTee | January 26, 2010 at 11:42 am
Isnt that the little Asian dude from The Hangover with a wig on?
The Donger | January 26, 2010 at 11:47 am
Retarded or not I hit that!!!!!!!
J | January 26, 2010 at 11:48 am
If any one woman should not be allowed to procreate it’s this bitch.
Seriously.
Her kid will need psychotherapy in the delivery room and then an
IV drip of megadose anti-psychotic drugs until the age of 40.
Can you imagine how horrifically fucked a life could be
as the offspring of a bobblehead dwarf?
If there were a petition to have her uterus removed before
a child falls out of her birth canal, I’d sign it!
I've got a crush on the GW | January 26, 2010 at 11:56 am
her Twitter says “i am currently in my 1st trimester… whatever that means”
I feel so sorry for that supposed child.
Turd Ferguson | January 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
What’s with the fucktard white bitch flashing some kind of gang sign in the last pic?
Psssst! You’re a priveledged white girl.
I don’t get it. I must be getting old.
jlylec | January 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm
“I can only assume is a piece of a construction paper with a Cabbage Patch Doll glued to it.” hahaahAHAAHAHA…the reason i come here a couple times a day. good one, fish.
ps…i’d still lay it to this ho just cause it would be interesting and i would tell everyone.
G&T | January 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Dear Santa,
I’ve never asked much of you, and quite frankly you haven’t given me very much either (thanks for the white tube socks this christmas, asshole).
Nonetheless, I propose we reconcile, and I think that the best way for you to do this and make up for past time is by making the midget on the pictures become a Porn Star! (oh, and please dub her in hungarian or something so that she can’t be understood)
Thank you.
Timmy
boo | January 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I don’t believe for a second that she is pregnant. But if by some slight chance I am wrong, I wonder what deliciously whorish maternity outfits she will come up with.
rex | January 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I hate to say this, but she is only good for fucking. I cannot fathom what else she could do besides fuck for money.
Leprechauness | January 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I highly doubt she is pregnant as this seems like another one of her publicity stunts but……she posted on her Twitter page that she is not going to “exploit her baby or sell pics to magazines.” Ummm……isn’t she already doing that??? LOL
J-Bo | January 26, 2010 at 3:07 pm
It breaks my heart …that reality has nothing to do with my penis….I try to convince him that this Mexica….uh Asia…umm…Hawai,….no…..whatever she is…would taint the very essence of my manhood. He still wants to hit it.
She's an uber slut | January 26, 2010 at 4:07 pm
One thing about uber slut tila tequila – she’s the poster child for a state sponsored sterilization program. Not only not allowing her to breed, but eliminating her NOW…
Rich | January 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
So her ‘fiancee’ Ms Johnson had a penis & got her pregnant !
Um | January 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Tila is having a surrogate pregnancy for her brother, you idiots.
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The online petition was created by a movement against tila online called tila resistance and sent to millions of milkshakes who immediately cancelled THAT is what happened..
Asian Girls | January 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm
she is one crazy girl
ick | January 27, 2010 at 6:31 am
Looks like she is fond of double-sided tape :) Just another mediawhore. Ick.
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That girl needs to get her mind straight
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