Milla Jovovich poses for Maxim

August 12th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here’s Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The Fifth Element came out 10 years ago. 10 YEARS. Why is time moving so quickly? *looks at bottle of Jack* Did you do this? You told me if I kept drinking I’d wake up to flying cars and moon women. — And I still believe you. Quick, get in my coffee cup.

Photos: Maxim
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  1. “SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT MAKEUP.”

    Well of course she looks like a man without make-up, what kind of man would wear makeup? Besides what the hell is wrong with looking like a man? I look like a man, are you calling me out? Stupid woman.

  2. Milla is a goddess ,with or without makeup….even in those very real non-glam photos ….I see a chic with full lips ,stunning eyes ,great skin….and shes not fat and blotchy like 90% of girls in USA half her age.

  3. dontlooknow

    Wow…wish I was that good at photoshop. I’d have that dream job in no time!

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Go Russia!!!

  5. Joe Schmo

    Alli you’re just jealous you’ll never be half as hot as her.

  6. Hayy Watermelon is back from the witness protection program, I didnt know you were married, I thought you were Mrs like Mrs Krabapple was a Mrs. I will make sure to tell those who inquire about your bikini pics to curb it…

  7. RETARDS CLICK ON THE “LOOKED AT IN DAYLIGHT” PART OF THE POST TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NORMALLY. Or click my name.

    She looks amazing in these pictures, small boobs are so sexy, but if you see the pics of what she looks like wthout makeup and potshop you’ll be revolted she looks like a person mid way through a sex change.

  8. whattheshit

    Wish I had a multipass.

  9. I’ll always have Millas back, no matter what she looks like! A man, or a sexy beast.

  10. I’ll always have Millas back, no matter what she looks like! A man, or a sexy beast.

  11. DirtyDale

    LOOKED AT IN DAYLIGHT, you fucking moron, there is a huge difference between “normal” and “looking tired, dirty, covered in sweat, and having your photo taken from some stranger from across the street after you’ve just finished a work out”.

    God damn tard.

  12. DirtyDale

    LOOKED AT IN DAYLIGHT you dumbass. There is a huge different between “normal” and “looking tired, dirty and covered in sweat when having your picture taken by some stranger across the street as you come out of the gym after a hard work out”.

    Damn retard.

  13. Dr Love

    She has no ass

  14. DirtyDale

    She has an ass, she just doesn’t have one of those distugisting fat asses that some people seem to be so obsessed with. You need to be top heavy to have a large ass anyway other wise you look pear shaped.

  15. I always remember her in the fifth element. It’s one of my all time favourite movies & she was & is hot…

  16. With all do respect to the hot women of the 90′s… I’m more good looking.

  17. wow! perfect! Milla is lovely. No, this family is lovely. Milla is Superwoman. She can even sing…..

  18. I’ve seen better in a Montreal strip club.

  19. @llam

    Milla Jovovich tem os labios mais lindos que alguem desejaria beijar….anjelina jolly esta no bolso……rsrsrsrsrs

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