Milla Jovovich poses for Maxim
Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here’s Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The Fifth Element came out 10 years ago. 10 YEARS. Why is time moving so quickly? *looks at bottle of Jack* Did you do this? You told me if I kept drinking I’d wake up to flying cars and moon women. — And I still believe you. Quick, get in my coffee cup.