Milla Jovovich poses for Maxim

August 12th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here’s Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The Fifth Element came out 10 years ago. 10 YEARS. Why is time moving so quickly? *looks at bottle of Jack* Did you do this? You told me if I kept drinking I’d wake up to flying cars and moon women. — And I still believe you. Quick, get in my coffee cup.

Photos: Maxim
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  1. mah nikka

    whatever

  2. Ron

    that’s one sweet ass

  3. Ron

    that’s one sweet ass

  4. jim

    Hotness, it’s sad she aint that hot without makeup!

  5. shitezky

    wut r u talking about? she’s hot.

  6. jim

    I’m talking the truth boy.

  7. sam

    Correction: the fifth element came out 12 years ago. I win!!!

  8. Sexy Sadie

    I have lacey undies like hers and it is umcomfortable but my lover pops one when he sees me in them.

  9. @4 (Jim) find for me a single glamour mdoel who is hot without make-up? I can’t think of any starlets who are AS HOT without make-up… or photoshop, for that matter.

  10. zane

    The best thing about her is that she’s beautiful without having had plastic surgery, unlike most actresses (Jolie, Fox, Halle and countless others).

  11. drunkabella

    mmmmmmilla!

  12. LAWDY,LAWDY...

    Normally I don’t disagree with the Superficial, but in THIS case…he’s outta his freakin mind. Milla is STILL hot and STILL has a bod..WITH OR WITHOUT makeup.

  13. Shamus O'Hara

    Now that is a perfect sized ass on a super hottie !

  14. nipolian

    Michelle Burroughs was smoking hot.

  15. gigi

    it’s sad to hear people say she peaked when she was modelling at 12-14 or so…. sure she had a little more baby fat and already had a mature looking face back then, but her body of work is so impressive, and her maturity is graceful & natural — love love love Mila!

  16. bobx

    Stunningly beautiful

  17. gigi again...

    oops… forgot the other l — MILLA!!!!! :)

  18. Upinya

    8, can I see?

  19. Josette

    She has a V shaped body.

  20. bribios

    I also have lacy underwear like hers, and yes it is uncomfortable. Sadly for me though, the chicks don’t pop one when I wear it. Probably because without the proper circulation my junk looks like three tiny eggplants dangling between my legs.

  21. JO JO

    her eyes are incredible!

  22. uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home.

    #20 she has some other things nicely V-shaped too.

  23. Crabby Old Guy

    #21 – Now THAT was “comedy”. Thank you.

  24. ILoveMilla

    Milla? Where?!

    Whooooaaaaa.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

    Milla is amazing and this spread rivals her last amazing Maxim photo shoot.

  25. Eric

    MILLAF

  26. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  27. Can't Stop Staring

    I remember seeing her a long time ago on an episode of Married With Children. She played a foreign exchange student who out-hotted Kelly Bundy.
    She’s far and away the hottest woman to appear on this site. And I totally agree with Zane. Milla is simply gorgeous.

  28. Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Oh, those are the sexiest panties in the history of the world. They are ensconcing a sweet gluteus too. I have had the pleasure of inhaling farts through the filter of black lace panties, and I’m here to tell ya, it’s an amazing smell. Kind of like unicorn breath wafted to my nostrils through the wings of a pegasus being flown through Narnia. Yeahhhh, just like that.

  29. AnnaDraconida

    Of course women don’t look like this after a heavy workout. Whoever expects them (us) to be flawless all the time is clearly a moron and needs to get laid in the Real World ASAP.

    Milla is fuckin’ gorgeous!

  30. Beaver

    It’s a painting people…smoke and mirrors. Wooho0oo

  31. That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen all day

  32. please

    21, got any pictures?

  33. bob

    Not all that much ass, actually.

    She’s a nice looking woman but she could use a few more pounds.

  34. Annie Loves Anal

    @29. You dirty, dirty pervert. I THINK I LOVE YOU!

  35. el ces

    So beautiful.

    …”Boom Badda BOOM!”

  36. All Yugo women are beautiful.

  37. Why couldnt she put on a hat coming out of that gym?

  38. Guy

    she’s still got it.

  39. Kelley

    #8 … thanks for sharing that, Sadie. Your point ?

  40. I’ve seen her in her new movie “A Perfect Getaway” and she had a pretty naked scene. It’s a fine woman in my opinion.

  41. Randhir

    Man, that is such a skinny white girl ass, which is to say, almost none at all. She has CK model written all over her. Kate Hudson on the other hand has an ass white people everywhere can be proud of.

  42. My husband thinks she’s sooo hot! I should show him the pictures of her without make up. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen worse…but I was quite surprised. Besides, she looks really hungry!

  43. Sassy

    I had such a fucking GIRL CRUSH on her when she was in the Resident Evil movies- fucking hot!!!!

    She’s the only Supermodel that can act!!

    She was an ass kicking hottie…..ever movie she’s in is AMAZING anyway. Great actress, great model. She proves that you don’t need huge breasts, orange tan and huge lips to get noticed and make it.

  44. asdf

    oh god

    these are airbrushed to shit.

  45. No one likes getting old, but dammit, everyone reaches a point where you need to stop getting half naked and showing it to people. Mila is getting borderline, with maybe 5 years left. Please, please don’t turn into a pam anderson type. Old as hell, still wanting to look young. Getting all kinds of naked and looking like a fool.

  46. She’s always pretty, with or without makeup. She’s one of my favorites.

  47. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    SHE HAS NO CURVES, HER BACK SHOT IS CLEARLY EDITED WITH PHOTOSHOP TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A WAIST WHEN SHE DOESN’T.

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT MAKEUP.

    BUT YOU ARE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON BRITNEY AND SAY SHE HAS MAN SHOULDERS, OR KIM IS A FAT ASS, OR JESSICA IS OVER HER PRIME, IS THIS WHAT MEN CONSIDER A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NOW?

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  48. Sara

    @49

    lol i guess the resident fatty is reporting in

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