Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here’s Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The Fifth Element came out 10 years ago. 10 YEARS. Why is time moving so quickly? *looks at bottle of Jack* Did you do this? You told me if I kept drinking I’d wake up to flying cars and moon women. — And I still believe you. Quick, get in my coffee cup.
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mah nikka | August 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm
whatever
Ron | August 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm
that’s one sweet ass
Ron | August 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm
that’s one sweet ass
jim | August 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Hotness, it’s sad she aint that hot without makeup!
shitezky | August 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm
wut r u talking about? she’s hot.
jim | August 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I’m talking the truth boy.
sam | August 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Correction: the fifth element came out 12 years ago. I win!!!
Sexy Sadie | August 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I have lacey undies like hers and it is umcomfortable but my lover pops one when he sees me in them.
Aimee D | August 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@4 (Jim) find for me a single glamour mdoel who is hot without make-up? I can’t think of any starlets who are AS HOT without make-up… or photoshop, for that matter.
zane | August 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
The best thing about her is that she’s beautiful without having had plastic surgery, unlike most actresses (Jolie, Fox, Halle and countless others).
drunkabella | August 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm
mmmmmmilla!
LAWDY,LAWDY... | August 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Normally I don’t disagree with the Superficial, but in THIS case…he’s outta his freakin mind. Milla is STILL hot and STILL has a bod..WITH OR WITHOUT makeup.
Shamus O'Hara | August 12, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Now that is a perfect sized ass on a super hottie !
nipolian | August 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Michelle Burroughs was smoking hot.
gigi | August 12, 2009 at 1:49 pm
it’s sad to hear people say she peaked when she was modelling at 12-14 or so…. sure she had a little more baby fat and already had a mature looking face back then, but her body of work is so impressive, and her maturity is graceful & natural — love love love Mila!
bobx | August 12, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Stunningly beautiful
gigi again... | August 12, 2009 at 1:50 pm
oops… forgot the other l — MILLA!!!!! :)
titsonsnack | August 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She bounced back rather nicely:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/MillaJovovichXPS_468x760.jpg
Upinya | August 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
8, can I see?
Josette | August 12, 2009 at 2:04 pm
She has a V shaped body.
bribios | August 12, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I also have lacy underwear like hers, and yes it is uncomfortable. Sadly for me though, the chicks don’t pop one when I wear it. Probably because without the proper circulation my junk looks like three tiny eggplants dangling between my legs.
JO JO | August 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm
her eyes are incredible!
uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home. | August 12, 2009 at 2:19 pm
#20 she has some other things nicely V-shaped too.
Crabby Old Guy | August 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm
#21 – Now THAT was “comedy”. Thank you.
ILoveMilla | August 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Milla? Where?!
Whooooaaaaa.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Milla is amazing and this spread rivals her last amazing Maxim photo shoot.
Eric | August 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
MILLAF
hacksaw | August 12, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I’d hit it.
Can't Stop Staring | August 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I remember seeing her a long time ago on an episode of Married With Children. She played a foreign exchange student who out-hotted Kelly Bundy.
She’s far and away the hottest woman to appear on this site. And I totally agree with Zane. Milla is simply gorgeous.
Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | August 12, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Oh, those are the sexiest panties in the history of the world. They are ensconcing a sweet gluteus too. I have had the pleasure of inhaling farts through the filter of black lace panties, and I’m here to tell ya, it’s an amazing smell. Kind of like unicorn breath wafted to my nostrils through the wings of a pegasus being flown through Narnia. Yeahhhh, just like that.
AnnaDraconida | August 12, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Of course women don’t look like this after a heavy workout. Whoever expects them (us) to be flawless all the time is clearly a moron and needs to get laid in the Real World ASAP.
Milla is fuckin’ gorgeous!
Beaver | August 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
It’s a painting people…smoke and mirrors. Wooho0oo
best sunglasses | August 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen all day
please | August 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm
21, got any pictures?
bob | August 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Not all that much ass, actually.
She’s a nice looking woman but she could use a few more pounds.
Annie Loves Anal | August 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@29. You dirty, dirty pervert. I THINK I LOVE YOU!
jlylec | August 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
ummmm? no…she’s gross. http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/milla_jovovich_gym.php
el ces | August 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm
So beautiful.
…”Boom Badda BOOM!”
Jovo | August 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm
All Yugo women are beautiful.
ROUGH Daddy | August 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Why couldnt she put on a hat coming out of that gym?
Guy | August 12, 2009 at 6:49 pm
she’s still got it.
Kelley | August 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm
#8 … thanks for sharing that, Sadie. Your point ?
Nicholas | August 12, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I’ve seen her in her new movie “A Perfect Getaway” and she had a pretty naked scene. It’s a fine woman in my opinion.
Randhir | August 12, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Man, that is such a skinny white girl ass, which is to say, almost none at all. She has CK model written all over her. Kate Hudson on the other hand has an ass white people everywhere can be proud of.
Alli Watermelon | August 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm
My husband thinks she’s sooo hot! I should show him the pictures of her without make up. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen worse…but I was quite surprised. Besides, she looks really hungry!
Sassy | August 12, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I had such a fucking GIRL CRUSH on her when she was in the Resident Evil movies- fucking hot!!!!
She’s the only Supermodel that can act!!
She was an ass kicking hottie…..ever movie she’s in is AMAZING anyway. Great actress, great model. She proves that you don’t need huge breasts, orange tan and huge lips to get noticed and make it.
asdf | August 12, 2009 at 9:27 pm
oh god
these are airbrushed to shit.
panic away | August 12, 2009 at 9:56 pm
No one likes getting old, but dammit, everyone reaches a point where you need to stop getting half naked and showing it to people. Mila is getting borderline, with maybe 5 years left. Please, please don’t turn into a pam anderson type. Old as hell, still wanting to look young. Getting all kinds of naked and looking like a fool.
Shari | August 12, 2009 at 9:58 pm
She’s always pretty, with or without makeup. She’s one of my favorites.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | August 13, 2009 at 12:36 am
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SHE HAS NO CURVES, HER BACK SHOT IS CLEARLY EDITED WITH PHOTOSHOP TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A WAIST WHEN SHE DOESN’T.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT MAKEUP.
BUT YOU ARE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON BRITNEY AND SAY SHE HAS MAN SHOULDERS, OR KIM IS A FAT ASS, OR JESSICA IS OVER HER PRIME, IS THIS WHAT MEN CONSIDER A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NOW?
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Sara | August 13, 2009 at 2:13 am
@49
lol i guess the resident fatty is reporting in