Milla Jovovich’s hotness is debatable and other news

July 23rd, 2009 // 86 Comments

- Paris Hilton’s asinine claim that Michael Jackson named his daughter after her DEBUNKED. [Celebslam]

- Taylor Lautner totally dumped Selena Gomez for his ex Sara Hicks. — So that’s what it’s like to write for Tiger Beat. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelis awarded $55,000 in monthly child support from Nas after giving birth to their son this week. Jon Gosselin will wish he got off that easy. [PopEater]

- Megan Fox’s Jonah Hex poster is corset-y. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp made a surprise visit to Comic-Con today at the beckoning of Tim Burton. Who saw that coming? Besides anyone who’s seen a Tim Burton movie. [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag is performing at the Miss Universe Pageant next month. Really? Heidi Montag? Performing without an entire sound crew digitizing every sound coming out of her face? Remind me to burn my TV that night. [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Comments (86)

  1. Har | July 23, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Looks like the T-Virus is starting to take hold of Alice…

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  2. bobbob | July 23, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I still think she’s the hottest element and I’d bang her like a gong.

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  3. argh | July 23, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    boo hiss. :( .. maybe its just the outfit and shes dying after a big workout..?

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  4. Joe Mason | July 23, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    still doable, very doable.

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  5. Ljutefisk | July 23, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    I CAN FAP TO MILLA

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  6. in my eyes | July 23, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Looks like her eyes may have seen a splash or two of man paste……

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  7. This is how ppl actually look you know.. | July 23, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    what’s the “used to be?” this is how women look when they dont have on makeup and aren’t photoshopped. dont’ ever come to LA if you dont want your fantasies smashed i guess. besides the fact that she’s in the middle of exercising..

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  8. what? | July 23, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    Huh? How you going to be making comments like that about Milla? She slays zombies by the thousands and you bad mouth her? When the zombie apocalype arrives, you might want to rethink that one.

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  9. orb205 | July 23, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    @7 agreed

    Also, I like that it’s supposed to mean something when a 17yr old boy decides to date a different girl immediately after another one. As though there is a deep emotional relationship going on when anyone is 17. I need to stop reading things that I’m not the target audience for!

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  10. wondertrash | July 23, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    trying to figure out the ‘used to be’ part!

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  11. richard | July 23, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    post/during workout no makeup shockingly you’ll find a lot of hot women don’t look flash

    if you didn’t know this you are probably a virgin

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  12. datroof | July 23, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    She’s always been really thin.

    She still possesses the hot.

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  13. Beetlejuice | July 23, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    She’s still hot. At least she works out and keeps her nose clean. Fuckin-a.

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  14. Venom | July 23, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    I’ll more or less same the same thing I said about Rosario… hell… no, scratch that. I’ll just flat out say it like this: this chick was NEVER hot to me. Ever. At all. And the Resident Evil movies sucked, too (I love the games.)

    I’ll take Rosario over this 10 times out of 10.

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  15. Stinky | July 23, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Milla’s alright. It’s all relative. Is this the 19 year old supermodel from 5th Element? No. But for a 35 year old she’s doin’ good. Everyone gets older, compared to what she’ll look like in another 30 years she looks great.

    If you want a really scary ride, just check out anything the rotting zombie corpse that is all that is left of Janice Dickinson does!

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  16. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | July 23, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Yep, she still got it.
    Fish you wearing you bifocals today?

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  17. wondertrash | July 23, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Maybe this is a case of “the Diana Prince Effect”

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  18. Adam | July 23, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    Ummm…

    I’d stil hit hit…

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  19. Psychoangel419 | July 23, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    haha. love how the title got changed after people complained. way to give in sw writer. :)

    i think shes always been a hottie. no ifs, ands, or butts.

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  20. Zee Brat | July 24, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Appreciate that you’re keeping all Heidi news to single lines instead of full fledged posts. Gracias.

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  21. Beetlejuice | July 24, 2009 at 12:24 am

    You pussy, at least put a note that you changed the title from “Milla used to be hot” or whatever it was.

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  22. RPMcMurphy | July 24, 2009 at 12:40 am

    F f f f uck-em-all
    And you too #1-#21
    DOUCHEBAGS

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  23. Oscar Goldman | July 24, 2009 at 12:44 am

    I saw her a couple of years ago holding hands with some old ugly guy in Yorkville Toronto. I think it was during the filming of Resident Evil 2.

    She was extremely rotted in person so I’m not shocked by these pictures.

    I did see GQ supreme looker Eugene Levi in Yorkville as well a few weeks before that.

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  24. Geoff | July 24, 2009 at 1:09 am

    I’m a proud homo, but gimme a couple of vodka drinks and I’ll tap that ass.

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  25. Jeff | July 24, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Watch your mouth, she could BEAT the SHIT out of you…

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  26. THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 24, 2009 at 1:54 am

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHE HAS THE BODY OF A TEENAGE BOY. NO BOOBS, NO BUTT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND YOU CALL KIM FAT???? HOMOS.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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  27. Lippen Whiskey | July 24, 2009 at 2:06 am

    She’s a babe, one of the babest of babes. Looks great in that movie Ultra Violet. Unlike the artificial tarts all over this site, she’s a natural beauty, and will be for a long time in comparison to the surgeries’r'us crowd. Installs fade, beauty reigns mucho long time.

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  28. Beetlejuice | July 24, 2009 at 2:36 am

    #26 THAT_GIRL_JENN = Obviously very insecure fat chick trying to justify her daily consumption of 3 Twinkie boxes.

    Fat isn’t pretty. Never is, never will be. It’s called a treadmill…look into it, porkpie.

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  29. Nec | July 24, 2009 at 2:43 am

    hot!

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  30. anon | July 24, 2009 at 4:17 am

    she looks like she’s been doing drugs

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  31. gink | July 24, 2009 at 4:25 am

    Still Hot…..very

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  32. Charley Kane | July 24, 2009 at 6:00 am

    Her “hotness” has always been debatable.

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  33. Narcissist | July 24, 2009 at 6:12 am

    Not great pictures. She’s using Botox.

    Jackson should have named her “Kim Richards”, after Parisites aunt. She was hotter than plastic surgery could ever make Parisite.

    Selena dissed by Shark Boy!

    Kelis looking rough. A baby made of the “greatest stuff on Earth”. Nas sperm? Hah, that fuckers broke.

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  34. ROUGH daddy | July 24, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Thats her brother Milli fish…look it up!

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  35. jesus | July 24, 2009 at 7:33 am

    milla, just like selma blair, is at her hottest when rail thin. some whores bodies just ain’t designed to carry weight.

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  36. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | July 24, 2009 at 7:58 am

    For the record, I would totally tap that hard, and break a few records while I’m at it.

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  37. ROUGH daddy | July 24, 2009 at 8:34 am

    I know who this is, thats Roger Moore without makeup…

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  38. Pilatunes | July 24, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Her ass needs serious toning. It’s all flabby and misshapen. Facial features still rock though, so just no sex from behind I guess.

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  39. dude | July 24, 2009 at 9:13 am

    mila was ridic hot in the early-mid 90s, like when she was on married with children. omfg. yeah they all get older (sigh, seen bardot lately?) but i’d still do her.. hell i’d still do bardot….;)

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  40. Lys | July 24, 2009 at 9:18 am

    She looks like Alien… But I suppose most men think she’s hot : she’s famous, she’s anorexic, she has no hips, no breast, men shoulders and weird empty eyes even when she’s on screen with lots of makeup. Most men won’t even look at the girl : When they hear she’s from eastern europe they instantly get a boner while dreaming about a ukrainian nymphomaniac. Come on guys, look at that thing, she’s fucking ugly and sick…

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  41. Chris Redfield | July 24, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Damn #40…you sound just like a fat American bitch who hates any woman who doesn’t embrace their twinkie stuffing cellulite pocked fat ass. Here’s an exercise for you…instead of stuffing more cheetos down your pie hole, jam you hand up your ass instead.

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  42. Miss | July 24, 2009 at 9:58 am

    *40, eastern european women are WAY hotter then american women, there is no questioning that so the only one that is jealous is you because you know most russian women are naturally thin and most american and german women are flabby and fat.

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  43. Miss | July 24, 2009 at 9:59 am

    *40, eastern european women are WAY hotter then american women, there is no questioning that so the only one that is jealous is you because you know most russian women are naturally thin and most american and german women are flabby and fat.

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  44. Lys | July 24, 2009 at 10:35 am

    41, 42, 43,

    Your vision of the world is so simple… So, every eastern european women are hotter than american? Everyone of them? No exceptions? My God, you must have been in eastern europe a lot to know every single girl who lives there. And what about that comment about Germany! I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was talking to an expert. I thought I was talking to a fat 15 years old virgin you likes to fuck bananas. My apology.

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  45. Lys | July 24, 2009 at 10:38 am

    By the way, Kim Kardashian is a eastern european girl. Where the fuck do you think Armenia is?

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  46. Toolboy | July 24, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I’d steal a monkey for it…

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  47. Courtyardpigeon | July 24, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Seriously, she looks like a man. I always thought she was hot, but it appears that she is going to look very manly as she gets older.

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  48. Galtacticus | July 24, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Looks like she’s working out.What would these celebitches do without the invention of make-up?

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  49. Darth | July 24, 2009 at 10:42 am

    It’s no wonder that really good make-up artists make a really good living.

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  50. Rhialto | July 24, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Many of them are the creation of three.Their stylist,make-up artist and hairdresser.

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