Milla Jovovich is totally nude

September 8th, 2009 // 271 Comments

Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I’m trying to figure out the storyline here, and I’m guessing Milla is a young woman who just moved into a new apartment and thought waving her vagina over the boxes would magically unpack them. For the record, ladies, this actually works. But only if you have a spotter. (I’m free all day.)

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that should make you evaluate how much you really like your job.

Photos: Purple
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  1. jules

    Darth, wow i wanna marry

  2. Livi

    She’s just not that attractive. Even when naked.

  3. Galtacticus

    There’s a lot of work left to do in that house!

  4. Nero

    Paint job,wiring job,what else job could be done?!

  5. Gueibor

    Damn!
    I never had kids, and my scalp doesn’t look as smooth as that butt.

  6. If you...

    If you don’t like Milla’s delicate tuft because you don’t like the way hair feels in your mouth when you’re going down on a woman, guess what? You’re not Milla’s man and you’re never, ever gonna go down on her. Stop projecting; you have no chance in hell.

    If you think a little bit of hair is gross, then you should probably lay off the kiddie porn for a while.

    If you think a small tuft of pubic hair is manly, then you are probably a closet homo. How on earth did you arrive at “manly” while looking at Milla’s vagina? Like I said: homo.

    If you think all women under 25 shave, then you are an egocentric bitch who thinks her actions are universal. Get over yourself.

  7. Stinky

    Not bad!

    As far as the shave/not shave thing goes, everyone is different. Some women it is an improvement, IMO, others don’t need to. She’s a long-time professional model, so I’m sure she’s spent a lot of time as a baldy. Here she’s more than 50% trimmed; I’ve seen a couple of other birthday suit shoots of hers (she’s not shy, apparently) where she’d let it go much hairier.

    She was v. funny in Zoolander…

  8. chupacabra

    nice landing strip, Mila! Matches mine right now!

  9. SOS

    #137 is DEFINITELY a girl or a gay guy. No guy would talk about a vagina like that. You obviously have bush and are jealous you look bad without it (as well as with it)

  10. SOS

    I’m a 24 YO female and I would never ever have bush! Gross! I don’t get how I can’t find bush gross but I’m horrible for thinking that. So you like manly bush on a woman, good for you? Who cares!
    And if you think no hair looks like kiddie porn, well… I guess YOU would know because seriously, that’s fucked up to think that.

  11. SOS

    #161 I love you, you speak the truth. Old gross women should get over it that they’re not young and fuckable like us and need to cover up their baggy nasty self with manly PUBES!

  12. SOS

    Hey so if bush is hot should I grow out my armpit hair and leg hair too? What’s “in” right now with you oldies?

  13. Pilatunes

    If I walked into a room with her looking like that I’d think God himself was smiling down on me.

  14. el ces

    Mmm…I love naked Milla.

    She still has her 5th Element body?

    Is she immortal?

  15. el ces

    Didn’t she just get married?

    Read between the lines.

    He probably opened his dumb fucking mouth, like I said he would, and she posed nude the next day.

    You don’t tell Milla shit about shit.

    Just say “Yes dear.”

  16. allie

    i totally love milla. she is incredibly beautiful, not like those blond bitches, all body-surgery makes me puke. good for her, she is so natural.

  17. dave

    she has a weird vagina

  18. Ari Ola

    What amazing nipples – yummy, yummy, yummy.

    Also what a pleasure to see a woman whose not afraid of showing off her pubic hair – what a magnificent bush.

  19. king of the obvious

    SOS, you are obviously the same person as 161. God, could you be more obvious. Get a life and improve your reading comprehension skills while you’re at it. Let me clue you in on a secret: no man would pick your bald vagina over Milla’s. Now go eat a tub of ice cream and convince yourself that you’re hotter than other girls just ’cause you’re shaved.

  20. Muff Diver

    Milla is hotter than any other women out there, shaved or not. I’d hit it. Many times. I’d suck on those weird nipples too. It’s ok, I’m a brave guy. And dudes, if your lady has bush and you’re afraid of it, then I’ll gladly take over.

  21. LOVE IT!

    #12 … if her nipples are bigger than your penis …. I can’t believe you admitted to that. WOW thats pretty funny & your life must suck.

    Now back to the subject …. “AMAZING PHOTO’S”

  22. SOS

    nah #219, I’m only SOS. And what does ice cream have to do with this? You like ugly manly women, get over it! Thanks for taking the time to respond to me, glad I sparked you a little!

  23. clpierced

    Wow people. i knew my comment would make fat old women mad :) and king of the obvious, your right. almost too right. im going to post as 2 different names to make myself look better on an internet site. please and i mean please pick your gut up and go for a run. ps you must be old. the end. and i love you too SOS. get waxed together?

  24. forthewin

    i really enjoy how

    ‘LOL UR OLD’

    and

    ‘LOL UR FAT’

    are considered by many to be the most terrible, hurtful, and nasty disses around anymore. i know that for me personally, i’d much rather be told i was fat or old instead being dubbed cruel, insensitive, selfish, or dishonorable.

    /shrug

  25. Sally

    clpierced and SOS – you bitches are sad. The point is that a vagina is a vagina and if it belongs to a hot woman then having a bush or being waxed is a minor, transient detail. Waxing takes 10 minutes. But just because you are bald does NOT make you automatically hot or fuckable. Nor is it any kind of achievement, like Milla’s hot toned body is.

  26. carmen

    She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
    brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^

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    Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby

    here.

  27. Patrick Bateman

    My girlfriends have always waxed off everything… Cleaner. I too keep myself well groomed also. Hair sux ladies. If there’s hair, I ain’t goin there..

  28. clpierced

    Hey Sally, how about you actually read my comments before claiming shit. i talked about age and shaving or not..not about hottness. i will not say anything bad about you because im not a whorebox like you.

  29. King of the Obvious

    Yes, you are the same person. Just give it up. Next time, have some discipline and wait until the next day before posting with your other alias.

    By your logic, all shaved women must be young and thin, and all women with any pubic hair must be old and fat. You are a genius. I hate to break it to you, but as soon as even one 20 year old girl has a pubic hair, then your premise breaks down. Also by your logic, a 40 year old woman would never get a Brazilian. This, of course, is another false claim because I’m sure some milf out there is bald.

    I told you to go eat a tub of ice cream because you are an insecure and irrelevant girl. Why else would you feel the need to assert that ALL girls under 24 are this way or that way? You think your actions are universal and uphold some everlasting value. They’re not. They are particular to you. You think it’s necessary to get shaved, but for some people, it’s unnecessary. A bald vagina is just that: a bald vagina. A bald vagina does not connote youthful beauty, nor does it have any more value than a vagina. Here’s a mantra I want you to repeat: it’s just hair.

    And no, I don’t like manly women. Milla isn’t one bit manly to me; she’s a goddess. She may be manly to you, but that is your opinion, not mine. What I don’t like is stupid women, but since you’re only a stupid girl, I’ll do you a favor and give you a pity fuck ’cause god knows you’re dumb as shit and have nothing else to offer besides your bald vagina. Girls like you are meant to be humped and dumped so you go on keeping that vag in mint condition.

  30. King of the Obvious

    SOS, clpierced

    Yes, you are the same person. Just give it up. Next time, have some discipline and wait until the next day before posting with your other alias.

    By your logic, all shaved women must be young and thin, and all women with any pubic hair must be old and fat. You are a genius. I hate to break it to you, but as soon as even one 20 year old girl has a pubic hair, then your premise breaks down. Also by your logic, a 40 year old woman would never get a Brazilian. This, of course, is another false claim because I’m sure some milf out there is bald.

    I told you to go eat a tub of ice cream because you are an insecure and irrelevant girl. Why else would you feel the need to assert that ALL girls under 24 are this way or that way? You think your actions are universal and uphold some everlasting value. They’re not. They are particular to you. You think it’s necessary to get shaved, but for some people, it’s unnecessary. A bald vagina is just that: a bald vagina. A bald vagina does not connote youthful beauty, nor does it have any more value than a vagina. Here’s a mantra I want you to repeat: it’s just hair.

    And no, I don’t like manly women. Milla isn’t one bit manly to me; she’s a goddess. She may be manly to you, but that is your opinion, not mine. What I don’t like is stupid women, but since you’re only a stupid girl, I’ll do you a favor and give you a pity fuck ’cause god knows you’re dumb as shit and have nothing else to offer besides your bald vagina. Girls like you are meant to be humped and dumped so you go on keeping that vag in mint condition.

  31. Indie

    Great pics!I like the poses and faces she makes.
    All of you disgusted by her privates just visit the kindergarten near you!
    I bet you don`t look half as good as Milla does.

  32. Jane Addisson

    Her rib cage bones are chestier than her chest.

    THROWS UP

    wipes chin, I guess I’m straight

  33. this pictures are effed up. I dont like the constant submissive positions and the “homage” to bondage. Reminds me of Colleen Stan and that poor girl they just found, Jaycee Dugard, its not cool

  34. Phred

    I’m a guy. That said:

    Milla Jovovich was hot in The Fifth Element (Bruce Willis was a lucky boy), and she’s hot now. Personally I prefer women in “Real Life” to be a bit curvier, but she’s just fine by me. I don’t care if she lets her bush grow or not; that’s up to her and whoever she’s with these days.

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  38. aniuschka

    to #230- as I´m not a native speaker I just can say: well written and I couldn´t express it better!
    I think that Milla really looks very beautiful, although I don´t like some of the positions she tries to do in the pictures, but she looks really great.
    I´m a woman and I don´t look that bad but I would love to have her body, especially after giving birth.
    And- you are right: hairs downstairs doesn´t change a younger woman into an older one and the other way round. there are times when you as a woman prefer to have a bushy one and there are times when you want to be bold(er). even if I think everybody should do whatever she wants to do with her hair it seems a little bit strange to me, when a man prefer a woman because she has nothing downstairs…a little bit too strange..

  39. Thunderstud

    Mmm… for being a woman that had a kid, she still has one fine looking body… or, if you prefer, I’d tap that! YEE-A-AH!

  40. Dean

    Why do people have to knock her looks? Are you any better (I think not)? She is a beautiful woman. Ignorant comments just go to show how insecure you are – I hope bashing another human being makes you feel better — grow up. As for the turn on over a woman who totally shaves her vagina — why do some of you have to comment about it being a perverted desire? People desire different things. Milla looks great, but many guys and women also find a shaved vagina very attractive — it doesn’t make them all perverts — obviously you’re the ones who have some mental issue with relating it to a child. A woman with a shaved vagina is still a woman, and just because someone finds that attractive doesn’t make them a pedophile – that’s ridiculous.

  41. Shii

    Aaah.. she’s absolutely to die for. She’s a beautiful woman who takes care of herself. And I think that is admirable. She looks so natural here-

  42. Bootlegger69

    One of the most awesomely beautiful women out there. Landing strip not bad but bald is better, leave nothing to tickle my nose. Yes I like my women to look young (not illegal) but act at least 30. Young ones are starting to look too old too early. Anything under 18 starts looking over 18 lock her ass up till she IS 18.

  43. Rose

    Some people shave. And some people don’t. Now every one shut the fuck up for Christ’s sake.

  44. Harbinger of Truth

    Pubic hair is a disgusting vestigial evolutionary leftover that serves no biological purpose. It should be removed completely and preferably permanently. Any woman who would defend such a vile part of the human body has serious psychological issues.

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  46. 3rdeye

    First this woman is incredibly beautiful. Second her nipples completely awesome! Third, bush is awesome!

  47. 3rdeye

    First this woman is incredibly beautiful. Second her nipples completely awesome! Third, bush is awesome! Some of you folks are crazy. Bald vagina is not attractive to me. So, I’ll take it thank you!

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