Milla Jovovich is totally nude

September 8th, 2009 // 271 Comments

Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I’m trying to figure out the storyline here, and I’m guessing Milla is a young woman who just moved into a new apartment and thought waving her vagina over the boxes would magically unpack them. For the record, ladies, this actually works. But only if you have a spotter. (I’m free all day.)

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that should make you evaluate how much you really like your job.

Photos: Purple
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  1. Katie

    actually i had a boyfriend once who preferred the shaved look and i later found out it was b/c he preferred underage girls…
    but beside that,
    Milla is hands down the most beautiful woman in the world. I love her.

  2. lizzy

    as much as i loved naked women (and i do) and this is very nice nude photography… but…

    WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA START SEEING SOME BEAUTIFUL MEN GET NAKED TOO?
    SO SICK OF ONLY WOMEN BEING NAKED IN EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.

  3. LochTess

    @95 and 112

    Agreed, 100%

    I think it’s wonderful that women without what society labels a “perfect body” are showing people that you don’t have to have a C-cup to be sexy and beautiful. It definitely helps me feel better about myself to know that so many people in these comments think that my body type is sexy. I’m so naturally skinny, my DOCTOR once told me to be sure to eat three meals a day! I was PISSED.

    But I think Milla is beautiful and has a fabulous body. I hope I look that great after I have kids!

  4. Wire Deth

    HOT HOT HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Jenny

    @137 – If you think pussy lips are so disgusting then you’re clearly a faggot.

    I shave, but I don’t care what other women decide to do with their pubes. And it’s none of your business either, women don’t have to conform to your shaving standards just because you think shaved/non-shaved is “gross”. Get over yourself. Variety is the spice of life.

  6. CocoChanel

    What seems to be lost in all these comments is that Milla had a baby about 2 years ago and was absolutely, almost famously, GINORMOUS and there are pics all over the internet of it sooooo, either A: at 34 she has the most incredible skin and has bounced back to a body that has no evidence of child bearing, without a single sag mark or stretch mark on her belly or boobs or hips or B: uh, there’s a lot of airbrushing going on here. Regardless she looks stunning and her nipples and bush are AWESOME!!! I’ve done the brazillian and lordy it hurts like hell but with a nice patch like hers I think you get the best of both worlds. And if her breast still look like that after giving birth then she should simply say a prayer of thanks and we should all be done with it.

  7. Just me again

    BaddKarma , no, that isn’t what I said. I said either way didn’t matter, it is a stupid thing for people to comment on on a blog…And if you are a female, do some research on your own anatomy, hair traps odor, hence stinky pits, hell, even balls stink, why not a female as well? I never said women reeked before they started to be like porn stars, as you put it. (erm, ok)

    Way to take things out of context, you overreact a bit too much…And I’m sure gentlemen agree, good maintenance, whether it is bald, trimmed, etc…equals a much more pleasant experience if their nose is in it.

    Bottom line, you mow your lawn (or not) and I’ll mow mine.

  8. lynn

    hahaha these comments are fucking hilarious. never thought art photos would become a pubes or no pubes debate. lol

  9. Knee Ya Ha Ha : Wow. Milla is moved up. USA ! USA !
    So my friend `Frank` from 16th Floor come over.
    `Frank` from 16th Floor : Hi everybody.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : So `Frank“ Apparentwee Mr.Binkwad – this Binky guy – has been banned from this site after a number of years…
    `Frank` from 16th Floor : So …
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Good point. But what weelee twying to sway here exactwee …
    Inside job….

  10. name it for christ sake

    more respect for the bush! and for the pic 5 you can play with her Put the tail to the donkey, without a bandana of course.

  11. clpierced

    OMG people seriously. i just wasted a few moments of my life reading bush is good, bush is bad. lets be honest, if your over the age of 35 you dont shave and the guys are used to you not shaving. if your under 35 its 50/50. if your under 25 (like me) we shave bottom line. either completely shaved or the landing strip, which i think the landing strip looks like poop speckles on your pussy, but whatever. so get over it people. old as fuck people on here dont shave and us young ripe fuckable women shave. please dont cry old women on this site, its ok your time is up and you have roastbeef lips :)

  12. missywissy

    Big Pimpin you are the mickety mickety mack daddy. I bet you get lots.

  13. Van Jones : I feel your pain Binky. Resigned- but still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed – you know – that type of thing.
    Binky : Third IP today Van – so they“ll probably erase this whole story. USA USA !
    Cheers everybody – this site is toast.
    Feel free to suggest any decent new links.
    Binky (your internet pal)

  14. Dob3rman

    She is amazing! Resident evil….

  15. #61 – LOL @ “it’s her vagina for fuck’s sake” HA!

    #77 – How far off the map the fuck ARE YOU? You don’t know who this is? She’s freakin’ 35, not a teenager. 1975. WTH.

    #82 – Dom, you need to be fucking naked mole rats if you need that bald shit so much.

    #83 – GOOD POINT BREE! Fuckin’ monster-hairy scrote bitchin’ about a landing strip. PA-LEEZE

    #137 – OMG I just almost spewed wine through my nose @ “pimply beef curtains” HA HA HA!! Great!

    #161 – ignorant douche, it’s “YOU’RE” not “YOUR” .. WTF …Learn to speak the one language you’re supposed to know (other than “I’m a porno whore with little girl vuvla, so here let me suck your cock on film…”)

  16. sarah

    just so you know, when you shave yourself bald, it HURTS!!! like all the time. you have time little hairs that grow in, sometimes ingrow in, rubbing all against each other because thats how a vagina works. and it is extremely unpleasant.

    i used to shave completely bc i thought it was more attractive. now i care more about my own well being 24/7 then when im hooking up with some loser for 20 (or 2… ) minutes and he might think i need to shave. whatever. do u guys shave? bc hello… hair traps odor EVERYWHERE not just vaginas also penises!!!

    so yeah shave if u dont mind excrutiating pain.

  17. sarah

    just so you know, when you shave yourself bald, it HURTS!!! like all the time. you have time little hairs that grow in, sometimes ingrow in, rubbing all against each other because thats how a vagina works. and it is extremely unpleasant.

    i used to shave completely bc i thought it was more attractive. now i care more about my own well being 24/7 then when im hooking up with some loser for 20 (or 2… ) minutes and he might think i need to shave. whatever. do u guys shave? bc hello… hair traps odor EVERYWHERE not just vaginas also penises!!!

    so yeah shave if u dont mind excrutiating pain.

  18. -Lmega5-

    i love her!!!

  19. Darb

    The queen of the itty-bitty-titty-committee.

    But hot DAMN does she have a nice body for a post-baby older woman.

  20. Stella

    yuck… what’s up with them nipples man

  21. Jovo Majstorovic

    That’s one fine woman. I should have banged her when I had the chance.

    Believe it or not, she’s actually very down to earth. And a little insecure.

  22. Clown

    @166 – you sound fat.

  23. butterfly dragon

    beautiful nipples this girl has
    beautiful nipples this girl has
    beautiful nipples this girl has
    beautiful nipples this girl has
    beautiful nipples this girl has

  24. Leeloo! great pictures!

  25. Me love u long time, 100 dolla

    #24 exactly right. Pussy makes the entire economy & the world go round. All guys want the hottest piece of ass they can fuck. Most women want the richest guy they can corner with their box. Pussy is the only thing that motivates most men to over achieve. Their you have it. Thats why the U.S. is so wealthy. All the hot women of the world want to move here. The guys in turn work their ass off so they can afford them. Water seeks its own level.

  26. ha

    That’s so funny. I read the comments first while I was waiting forever to see the uncensored pic (because my internet is kind of patchy) and I hear all this crap about a “HUGE BUSH”. I finally see it and it’s this modest little patch hardly bigger than a landing strip.

    Now I happen to keep mine bare because I’m a bit neurotic, but if men honestly find that unattractive then they are watching WAY TOO MUCH PORN.

    Stop masturbating and ask a girl out, you losers.

  27. woooooooooooooowww sexyyy baby yesss

  28. She’s NAKED! Eh, saw her naked years ago.

  29. I wanna see her without red stars…

  30. Blah Blah Blah

    You’re 3 months late for my birthday, but this makes up for it. *drools*

  31. antediluvian

    Beautiful photos, she looks great.

    Amazing body, if a bit skinny. Horny nipples. Love it.

    However, I’d love to see her waxed pussy and cleft of venus.

    Nothing wrong with a bald snatch on a WOMAN, its great for going down on. And I would go down on that. Oh Yeah!

  32. Beautiful photos, she looks great.

    Amazing body, if a bit skinny. Horny nipples. Love it.

    However, I’d love to see her waxed pussy and cleft of venus.

    Nothing wrong with a bald snatch on a WOMAN, its great for going down on. And I would go down on that. Oh Yeah!

  33. The Listener

    Mila looks great naked. There’s nothing wrong with a female having some pubic hair. It’s kinda cute. The photographer seems to be going for an artistic photo showing the beautiful shapely curves of the female body. I don’t think he/she was trying to make a porn photo.

  34. She’s NAKED! Eh, saw her naked 2 days ago on “Militaryflirting.c o m”.

  35. I’d hit it. Twice.

  36. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Funny thing is most of these fags nit picking her would never even come close to scoring a girl like this.

  37. Dread not

    TOO androgynous…

  38. ak

    she is so beautiful.

  39. Kristy Pitz

    I would just like to say that I love all of you and the sheer enjoyment of reading your comments of good vag vs bad vag (or young versus old) have left me drooling like a retard here at my work computer and laughing uncontrollably whilst all alone in my office that I am pretty sure will lead to a random drug test tomorrow and check to make sure my sweet tea is actually that and not vodka. Spelling errors and all you people rock!

    Yes I did mean for that long winded sentence…Carry on

  40. eww09

    ok so she is skinny and pretty but her body is not all that …her nips are gross ….and her bush has got to go

  41. eww09

    ok so she is skinny and pretty but her body is not all that …her nips are gross ….and her bush has got to go

  42. eww09

    ok so she is skinny and pretty but her body is not all that …her nips are gross ….and her bush has got to go

  43. Bizzy

    Wow, what a beautiful woman. Amazing that she looks like that, after gaining so much weight during her pregnancy. Her husband is a lucky man (and I say that as a completely straight woman).

  44. Molly

    her nipples terrify me

  45. KIKI

    @ 194 Molly, it is ok. Once you get your big girl body you will understand that grown ups don’t look like your barbie doll. Please tell your moms it is time for the birds and bees talk.

  46. Rhialto

    This looks pretty nude to me! Folks?!

  47. jules

    she looks good

  48. Darth

    After you’re married these kinda things are more easy to do.Ladies?!

  49. XD_SX

    she is smokin hot.

  50. jules

    Darth, wow i wanna marry

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