Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I’m trying to figure out the storyline here, and I’m guessing Milla is a young woman who just moved into a new apartment and thought waving her vagina over the boxes would magically unpack them. For the record, ladies, this actually works. But only if you have a spotter. (I’m free all day.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that should make you evaluate how much you really like your job.
Photos: Purple
boo boo | September 8, 2009 at 11:52 am
FIRST LOL
first | September 8, 2009 at 11:52 am
booya!
Squirt | September 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
I see boobies!
bitter_cheeze | September 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
Did I beat those losers that say First??
Dude | September 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
First.
fearsarewishes | September 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
Clean up those boxes.
ALL of the boxes.
Thank you!
first | September 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
f-f-f-f-f-f-first! beyotches!
richport | September 8, 2009 at 11:54 am
leelo multipass
Kwerki | September 8, 2009 at 11:54 am
She’s like my sugar Momy…
bitter_cheeze | September 8, 2009 at 11:55 am
Damn!
gvm | September 8, 2009 at 11:56 am
What a great long weekend this has been.
Frank Rizzo | September 8, 2009 at 11:56 am
Those nipples are longer than my penis.
Just Me | September 8, 2009 at 11:57 am
WOW !
paula | September 8, 2009 at 11:57 am
those huge nipples make me sick to my stomach…barf bag, please!
Tim | September 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Coincidentially, I’m totally nude right now! And I’m typing with just one hand!
alison | September 8, 2009 at 12:03 pm
She needs to shave down there.
Christina | September 8, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Not very sexually exciting. This is a revelation.
*AGATHA* | September 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
haha she had 2 doorbells!
*AGATHA* | September 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
haha she had 2 doorbells!
*AGATHA* | September 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
haha she has 2 doorbells!
Baur | September 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I’d bang her.
Alli Watermelon | September 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Those are some um…interesting nipples to say the least. Yikes. #16, Why does she need to “shave down there”? It’s well manicured. Oh, I forgot….shaving your vag completely BALD like a toddler is what’s sexy. She’s an adult woman, a mother, not some sorority whore in college.
hello | September 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
That is some beautiful nude photography. Maxim has its own retarded agenda which is probably why she didn’t give them any real flesh. (Screw u Maxim!)
This however, is art.
Good for her.
Kim | September 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
#22,
Don’t knock bald shaven soriority whores until you tried a couple dozen. Without them, millions of young men would never be persuaded to educate themselves beyond high school.
dave | September 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@22, I want to do a vag, not a caterpillar.
Mr. R. Gere | September 8, 2009 at 12:24 pm
ALL WOMEN need to look like this after giving birth. Nuff said
Dude | September 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Hooray for a woman with bush!
Reese | September 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Her nipples scare me…..
ROUGH daddy | September 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
What a spectacular (straight to the colon) ass shot. I just took back anything negative I ever said. Shoot, I’m so easy…
I'm Obama and I approve... | September 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Looks like she sat on a Brillo pad…trim that trim back!!
Valerie | September 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Slim and fit, good for her–weird contrast to the earlier post about her hotness being in question. But, I’m so glad I’m not a man, because nipples like those are just….unfortunate.
Tim Drake | September 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@16, 24, 25
I like women – not little girls – thank you very much.
I hate this disgusting trend of people wanting women to shave. Its seriously disturbing.
M | September 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Those nipples scare me.
But she has a wonderful body other than that!
Senior Pepe | September 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Yummy..
Nipples that you can hang your hat on!
…or coat
……or wet towel
Hugh Gentry | September 8, 2009 at 12:44 pm
i luv her face….needs bigger boobies though. great nipples
Razor Thin | September 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Long live the Queen of Horror
Harry Doyle | September 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I just shot my Fifth Element all over the screen!
Mike | September 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Love her bush and nipples. Very nice.
Fegirst | September 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I LOVE her nipples. And the bush is perfect.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm
She has a little bit of a meth face going on, but i’d still floss with her pubes.
Paul | September 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I like them shaved because toddlers are hot.
You non-shaving pussies (no pun intended) are retarded. We don’t like’em shaved because they look like kids, we like’em shaved because if they’re shaved, we can see all the goods!
Idiots.
Elisa | September 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
At #12 Frank,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you’re funny, thank you…although I wouldn’t brag about that if I were you.
Melonie Mellons | September 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
What’s with her nipples? The only time mine looked like that was after a marathon nursing session with my twins…
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I’m digging the fur patch.
lisa | September 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm
so pretty
BinchOVirgin | September 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Holy shit #12 #14 #16 #28 Obvious trolls, i’d like to see the tail you guys are getting!
Nameless | September 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
It’s a bit ironic that Playboy features non nude celeb photshoots nowadays while Maxim is now doing full on nudes. Too bad Milla is pretty meh….
I'm Obama and I approve... | September 8, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I would tax that ass…and then I would TAX that ass!!
EB | September 8, 2009 at 1:26 pm
IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee)
Bushman | September 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Nipples, bush…whatever, people. That body is perfect. And if you don’t think so, you are either gay…..or envious.
PinkLisa | February 24, 2011 at 1:41 am
I must agree with you. She is gorgeous. Most women wish they could look that good.