Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I’m trying to figure out the storyline here, and I’m guessing Milla is a young woman who just moved into a new apartment and thought waving her vagina over the boxes would magically unpack them. For the record, ladies, this actually works. But only if you have a spotter. (I’m free all day.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that should make you evaluate how much you really like your job.
Photos: Purple
FIRST LOL
booya!
I see boobies!
Did I beat those losers that say First??
First.
Clean up those boxes.
ALL of the boxes.
Thank you!
f-f-f-f-f-f-first! beyotches!
leelo multipass
She’s like my sugar Momy…
Damn!
What a great long weekend this has been.
Those nipples are longer than my penis.
WOW !
those huge nipples make me sick to my stomach…barf bag, please!
Coincidentially, I’m totally nude right now! And I’m typing with just one hand!
She needs to shave down there.
Not very sexually exciting. This is a revelation.
haha she had 2 doorbells!
haha she had 2 doorbells!
haha she has 2 doorbells!
I’d bang her.
Those are some um…interesting nipples to say the least. Yikes. #16, Why does she need to “shave down there”? It’s well manicured. Oh, I forgot….shaving your vag completely BALD like a toddler is what’s sexy. She’s an adult woman, a mother, not some sorority whore in college.
That is some beautiful nude photography. Maxim has its own retarded agenda which is probably why she didn’t give them any real flesh. (Screw u Maxim!)
This however, is art.
Good for her.
#22,
Don’t knock bald shaven soriority whores until you tried a couple dozen. Without them, millions of young men would never be persuaded to educate themselves beyond high school.
@22, I want to do a vag, not a caterpillar.
ALL WOMEN need to look like this after giving birth. Nuff said
Hooray for a woman with bush!
Her nipples scare me…..
What a spectacular (straight to the colon) ass shot. I just took back anything negative I ever said. Shoot, I’m so easy…
Looks like she sat on a Brillo pad…trim that trim back!!
Slim and fit, good for her–weird contrast to the earlier post about her hotness being in question. But, I’m so glad I’m not a man, because nipples like those are just….unfortunate.
@16, 24, 25
I like women – not little girls – thank you very much.
I hate this disgusting trend of people wanting women to shave. Its seriously disturbing.
Those nipples scare me.
But she has a wonderful body other than that!
Yummy..
Nipples that you can hang your hat on!
…or coat
……or wet towel
i luv her face….needs bigger boobies though. great nipples
Long live the Queen of Horror
I just shot my Fifth Element all over the screen!
Love her bush and nipples. Very nice.
I LOVE her nipples. And the bush is perfect.
She has a little bit of a meth face going on, but i’d still floss with her pubes.
I like them shaved because toddlers are hot.
You non-shaving pussies (no pun intended) are retarded. We don’t like’em shaved because they look like kids, we like’em shaved because if they’re shaved, we can see all the goods!
Idiots.
At #12 Frank,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you’re funny, thank you…although I wouldn’t brag about that if I were you.
What’s with her nipples? The only time mine looked like that was after a marathon nursing session with my twins…
I’m digging the fur patch.
so pretty
Holy shit #12 #14 #16 #28 Obvious trolls, i’d like to see the tail you guys are getting!
It’s a bit ironic that Playboy features non nude celeb photshoots nowadays while Maxim is now doing full on nudes. Too bad Milla is pretty meh….
I would tax that ass…and then I would TAX that ass!!
IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee)
Nipples, bush…whatever, people. That body is perfect. And if you don’t think so, you are either gay…..or envious.
I must agree with you. She is gorgeous. Most women wish they could look that good.