Hey, Milla Jovovich’s Butt? What’s Crackin’?

May 10th, 2012 // 71 Comments

I’m 11.

Quick Note: These pics are quasi-SFW, but just in case, tell your boss Milla Jovovich is wearing underwear, it’s just up her butthole, so technically this doesn’t count as nudity. In fact, bring them over right now, I’ll say hi.

YOUR EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT THIS SITE ALL DAY BECAUSE TRAPPING PEOPLE IN AN OFFICE FROM 9-5 IS A BULLSHIT PARADIGM. NO, WAIT, THAT’S MY ENTIRE BUSINESS MODEL FOR CAPTURING READERS. IGNORE EVERYTHING YOU JUST READ MY THAT’S A LOVELY TIE.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    JoBumpkin
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    Does she still have a tag on that? Please tell me that is what it is…

    • Parker

      Welp, that does it. Never thought the day would come but now I want to pork Milla Jovovich in her butt.

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    CheeseCake
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    I can’t believe she thought it would be a good idea to wear a thong with a short short short dress… it’s like she wanted this to happen. Actually, what made her wear this dress in the first place?!

    • KimmyGabbler

      if this was for a commercial shoot, she didn’t have a choice with her attire. Whoever the wardrobe stylist was decided what she was wearing. That also explains the tag still on the dress– the clothes aren’t hers.

    • Alice

      Thong is always the best under short short dress. They don’t have VPL and thongs don’t hold buttocks firm together like boyshorts. I can see from a mile when another lady is wearing boyshorts under dress because it looks so unnatural.

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    Dat ass.

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    maeby
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    whoa, what?

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    Crissy
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    Oh how unexciting.

  6. Milla Jovovich Butt Cheeks Flash Upskirt
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    Remember the good old days when you had all kinds of NSFW pictures on your site with strategically place stars? We could click the picture and get to see all kinds of celebrities with their racks hanging out, butts bared to the world, and all kinds of racy stuff. Now it’s exciting to see a tiny bit of crack showing.
    I really miss that, I have a feeling the “old timers” here do too.

    • Cock Dr

      I miss it too.
      *sniffle*

    • Sand

      Indeed. But you make it sound as if those were removed? Well, the few I sometimes come across could as well have been, since the stars aren’t removable anymore. (For a recent example, see the George Lucas post with the Adrianne Curry photos.)
      Snooki in a bikini is nearly more exciting, well certainly more exciting, but in a different way.

    • Yeah, I miss the racks and such too. I seem to remember Fish wading into the comments at one point and explaining that it wasn’t worth the hassle of dealing with lawyers, cease and desist letters, Chris Brown threatening to beat up Fish’s neice…

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        ass and titties are quite available on the internets. I thought this site was more about getting your hate on than jerking off to a victoria’s secret catalog.

    • ITOLDYOU

      Its all Mitt Romney and the republicans fault!!!

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    Ruckus
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    I always wondered… She was 15 when she did ‘Chaplin’, yet she had nude scenes. How was that legal??

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    Damn it all, Jim
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    Mumra, I remember that too. I guess its related to the site being sold or something? I still dig the site but I wouldn’t mind learning of another site that had that content that’s not here anymore.

  9. Johnny P!

    Still worth remembering, when Milla had a lot more to offer than (yet) another ‘Resident Evil’ flick:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVyEw-Befhk

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    I know it looks tempting but for God’s sake DO NOT pull that cord!!!!

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    KungFu Panda
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    try egotastic

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    why does her ass look like her vagina is on backwards?

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    So let me get this straight – women wear a thong once and throw it away, right?

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    Is this crop more creepy or funny?

  15. Frank Burns

    Leeloo Singlecrack.

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    MisterSuccint
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    I did not expect to see a cobweb there.

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    your mom
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    My, that’s a great dress!

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    She’s happy, and through her happiness, we’re all happy for her.

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    She needs 25 pounds:
    10 pounds of ass.
    5 pounds of tits.
    10 pounds of healthy meat for the rest of her body.

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    JANE
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    As a girl… you are aware that your dress may fly up. WHY would u literally go commando in a dress like this, and on top of that, jump up on someone? Ugh

    • dooood

      besides the fact that she’s clearly wearing knickers,
      i think that all young girls should take notice and start wearing dresses that fly up all the time and almost nothing underneath.

    • flatspottin'

      If you looked at all the pictures, or read what fish wrote, you would know she is not commando.

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    JANE
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    WOWWWW this is sooo scary :S

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    Outspoken
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    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. kimmykimkim

    Damn, you bitches bitch a lot about nothing. It’s just her ass cheeks, heaven forbid! I don’t see any brown starfish or any pink so how is this a big deal? It’s not. It’s just ass cheeks and as someone already mentioned above she’s shooting a commercial. Lighten up, virgins.

  24. This is another one of the rare women I would use the word gorgeous to describe. She’s talented, beautiful and not stuck up about nudity. Perfect woman.

    She should have been the one to play Black Widow in The Avengers, not ScarJo.

  25. Blech

    Fish, I came (ha) here to compliment your post because it made me laugh. But I became a little distracted by the comments.

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    1999
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    gross

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    kingofbeer
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    the only problem i have with this is it looks like SKINNY DUDE ASS!!!

    yes i miss the days of nice ass on display on this shitty site!

    *whips fish*

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    redhead
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    and the lucky guy is such a HOT brazilian model!

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    SupaDupa
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    Does there being a tag there mean that thong is still going to end up on a store shelf?

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    she is not nude under the skitt there is a string open your yes at once !

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    Flap Jack
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    No thanks; I just had pancakes for breakfast.

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    EliinMia
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    ewwwww no thanks PASS.

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    Tony
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    Who cares I would fuck that ass!

  34. cc

    He didn’t put her hand on her ass once. Why the hell else does a woman wear a skirt like that over a thong? Isn’t that the point?

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    Sprmcandy
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    W o W !!

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    Nahbro
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    DON’T ZOOM, DON’T ZOOM!

    Unless you want to see a pimply ass, that is. In that case, go ahead.

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    jake
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    that ass would feel so damn nice to fuck

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    Jester
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    Thats actually not half bad

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    fuckface
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    last time I saw legs like that they were winning the kentucky derby. Or on the set of Sex and the City.

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    ITOLDYOU
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    Man, That thong is up there. She can have an orgasm all day!!

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