Milla Jovovich in a Bikini

The Superficial | August 23, 2011 - 9:17 am

Paul W.S. Anderson had waited all his whole life for the opportune moment to say “Hello” in his best Mr. Sulu voice. At last, that day had come, but when to say it? Too late, and his impotence a spectacle for all the world to see. Too early, and he has to make another Resident Evil movie. Sure, she’ll say it’s okay, but that look, that fleeting look, informs him of dissatisfaction and quiet judging of why he couldn’t have at least made it to the bed. And so the dance continues…

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