Milla Jovovich in a Bikini

August 23rd, 2011 // 29 Comments

Paul W.S. Anderson had waited all his whole life for the opportune moment to say “Hello” in his best Mr. Sulu voice. At last, that day had come, but when to say it? Too late, and his impotence a spectacle for all the world to see. Too early, and he has to make another Resident Evil movie. Sure, she’ll say it’s okay, but that look, that fleeting look, informs him of dissatisfaction and quiet judging of why he couldn’t have at least made it to the bed. And so the dance continues…

Photos: Splash News


  1. rican

    That sure is one milky white bitch!

  2. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    Looks like they will be needing the SPF 1000 with their glow in the dark asses.

  3. DogBoy

    She needs a tan, and a sandwich.

  4. graghlahan

    Are hips supposed to be dented like that?

  5. she looks mixed race, like ginger-albino

  6. Cock Dr

    She’s held up well. Not tanning probably has something to do with that.
    The skinny albino is tight like a drum.
    I’ve always liked Milla, although most of her movies are as dumb as a rock. Her liberal attitude towards full frontal nudity is admirable. Although her breasts are very modest she’s always been willing to show them to us.

  7. That Bastard Tony

    Guys, it’s the lighting and camera exposure (especially since dude is matching her paleness). Milla has always been smart by NOT tanning (see Nikki Cox if you want to see why the sun is not our friend) and she is still hot for it. Now, if this were Rose McGowan, you be blinded right now.

  8. Frank Burns

    Loves me some Milla! The way she looked in the first Resident Evil movie, and in The Fifth Element . . damn! She looks like she’s keeping it together pretty well too.

  9. Brad Brown

    I saw she looks pretty damn good.

  10. Dave Mustaine

    I had a huge crush on her when she did Dazed & Confused then a few years later, I saw her in person in Yorkville (Toronto). It was during the filming of one of the R.E. movies. The bags under her eyes looked like Mike Tyson repeatedly punched them with the strength that he had in his prime.

  11. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    yeah.. i would… huh huh.. wood..

  12. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I’ve always loved Milla. Especially in The Fifth Element – one of my favorite movies. :)

  13. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    Are they filming another Resident Evil?

  14. She looks great, imo. Yeah, pale, but she’s 36 and looks perfect for her age. Plus, she’s uber talented. She can actually act, and her album was probably the best thing that somebody lives off their looks will ever make. Seriously, “Ruby Lane” is an amazing song.

  15. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    There’s a chasm in her hip deep enough to conceal a weapon. Is Milla Jovovich an undercover Robocop?

  16. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    “Babe, I hate to see you go, but I love…um…I’d love a beer. Could you bring me one?”

  17. See Alice

    Wht’s wrong with that leg ?

  18. terry

    No ass, no titties and no face. What the hell. There ain’t nothing to hold on to.I could never figure out the celebrity appeal of that woman.

  19. Foaming Solvent

    Not seen in these photos: Her big meaty nipples, which populate my dreams.

  20. Pippy Longcockings

    I’d shove my “resident evil” up that tight little MILF ass anytime!

  21. Munkey

    Her dude looks like a fucking idiot in that getup.

  22. Damien

    Megan Fox looks a billion times better looking than this fame whore. Not to mention her eyes are more stunning – even though they are tiny.

  23. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    she could saw a leg off and still be hot.

  24. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    that’s a real woman right there

  25. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    They don’t get much sun in Ukraine. She ain’t Brasilian ya’ll.

  26. Milla Jovovich Bikini
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    she have a string

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