Miley Cyrus works the pole

August 10th, 2009 // 162 Comments

Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you’re looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn’t get more biblical than at. Also, nice euphemism for underage vagina: “Miley’s Ice Cream.” That’s not creepy at all.

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  1. tiff

    wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.

  2. tiff

    wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.

  3. tiff

    wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.

  4. Unkle Joe

    Miley Cyrus works the pole then when she gets home she will work daddys pole

  5. wes

    Wow…after reading half the perverted crap you people are saying about a 16 year old girl I can’t believe you all still think she’s the one with the problem.
    Buncha self righteous, hypocritical, cynic’s looking for any reason at all to bash a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH?
    First of all, with asshole papparazzi following celeb’s every move, and pricks like you feeding their fire by buying into the crap they sell you. No wonder lindsey lohan and those like her have emotional breakdowns from all the scrutiny.
    Seriously! Would you expect anything more from any other teenager?
    It’s hard enough raising kids, teenage hormones+worldwide fame+money = river pheonix.
    Not saying it is not possible, ron howard made it ok.
    But with the right kind of support from family and friends.
    You people sure as hell aren’t helping, might as well pick out some 16 year old girl no one has ever heard of in some town in the middle of nowhere thats wearing something revealing and pronounce to the world that she’s a slut and a whore all over the web. How is that any different?.
    Bottom line, you people probably never liked miley anyway and were looking for any reason to trash talk her.
    What the hell makes you any better? Make a list of all the negative things you people have done on purpose or inadvertantly and ask yourself how the world would react if they saw it all.

  6. on behalf of us all

    ” Buncha self righteous, hypocritical, cynic’s looking for any reason at all to bash a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH? ” lol lol lol

    “Bottom line, you people probably never liked miley anyway and were looking for any reason to trash talk her.” Who cares? Our points are valid, which is why you brought out the most ridiculous argument in the book..which translates to ‘I am defeated so I will just try to attack them by saying..’ ”you must be jealous.”

    “What the hell makes you any better? ”
    No one is saying they are better. However, we do not parade ourselves out in front of people CLAIMING to be better, claiming to be GOOD, HONEST, WHOLESOME, RELIGIOUS people. So, there is little point in going crazy criticizing us.

    “It’s hard enough raising kids, teenage hormones+worldwide fame+money = river phoenix.”

    Actually, child molestation+turned to drugs because of it= river phoenix.

    Get a grip, love. Just because you are jealous of all them doesn’t mean we are too. I am not claiming to be perfect but I can safely say I have never pole danced in front of children as a young teen, nor have I ever posed for nude photos, nor have I ever took drugs and drove the wrong way down a road, possibly abducting someone too. Get a fucking grip. There are celebrities I like and those I don’t. I don’t in fact hate Miley at all, neither do most of the people on here, they just have eyes and hate the HYPOCRISY and are simply POINTING IT OUT. Do you want us all to sit back acting as if it’s not going on? (Like 90% of the people in charge of media are apparently doing).
    Just because you have some sort of angst ridden, foaming at the mouth, secret lesbian crush on a 16 year old does not mean you need to spend all day defending her and calling her a saint. She can stop all this BS press and negative attention HERSELF if she would just STOP DOING IDIOTIC THINGS.

    The most pathetic thing is that you must be fairly old to even care who River Phoenix is (let alone know). So it is unbelievably pathetic that what I can only assume is someone around age 26- 30 is spending their time on gossip sites, defending slutty, hypocrite, holier than though Disney princesses for some UNKNOWN REASON. GET A HOBBY, AND A HUSBAND MAYBE, and SWITCH OFF THE TV.

  7. on behalf of myself

    sorry that was long.

  8. Dudes. Watch the actual video. The majority of the time she’s just holding onto the pole. Get a hold of yourselves.

  9. wes

    “On behalf of all of us”
    Very valid points, though kida harsh. Suppose mine were too. But more directed at the 2 or 3 word comments referring to her as a slut and whore.
    I just think we should direct the blame more appropriatly to the parents and those on control.
    When I see a kid doing some stupid stuff, my first reaction is “where are the parents” not. “That kids a dumbass”
    There is an obvious domino effect of kids with lousy parents, growing up to be lousy parents. And so on and so on
    I am not worshipping the ground she walks on or anything, I just see a kid who has too much responsibility, too much fame, and not enough support and supervision from friends and family.
    Once again, not bashing any of you who had something legit and thought out, but those people who just drop in the”slut” and “whore” comments

  10. Miley is too hot for ALL

    Shes looking good =P I like to lick cream from shes ass or boobs ;)

  11. I have ice-cream on my pecker

    @63 Rod-Man – what were you looking at? I clearly can pick out several lines that can have a sexual meaning.

    hit it

    aint nothing better than an all night jam
    are you ready for a little something new tonight
    i got a brand new step that your gonna like
    c’mon boys
    gotta do what i do
    just follow my lead

    all kind of stepping make you feel good (make you fell good)
    But, im coming with a new thing
    what you need? (thats right)

    wanna take it from the top
    well you know i will

  12. dee

    Well guess shes done fucking her daddy
    and needs to get the attention of
    others.
    what is she 16

    SLUTTY skank
    Now do something about those HUGE chompers

  13. us

    guessing that Randal #5 is
    a pedophile

    FOR SURE

  14. Pilatunes

    The poster child for precocious sexuality.

  15. Garbage man

    The scum who put this dirty perverse trash on the tv for our young whores in training are not Americans. They are citizen of the almighty dollar. They could give a fuck less about the lives of our children. We know who they are.

  16. die miley cyrus die

    MILEY CYRUS MUST BE VERY STUPID!!NO ONE CAN’T SAY THAT SHE IS GREAT ROLEMODEL BECAUSE SHE ISN’T!!MILEY CYRUS SUCKS!!

  17. ha

    I am of the firm opinion that it isn’t pedophilia as long as the girl is fully developed. So you guys are all fine, but that girl is going to be STD-riddled by the age of 19. God, am I glad I’m not from the south.

  18. someone

    im not saying im against miley, but she can do a great performance without being half naked and dancing like that . Why not just be yourself, miley ?

  19. someone

    im not saying im against miley, but she can do a great performance without being half naked and dancing like that . Why not just be yourself, miley ?

  20. Jackie

    She’s totally hot, if you’re into people with Downs.

  21. I think miley looks terrific aroung that pole

    Irena

  22. Agast

    Amazing. Read some of these comments and wonder to yourself how many of these people have child pornography that they satisfy themselves to on a regular basis. Hopefully your daughters steer clear of people like yourselves.

  23. GTBurns

    Milerz is starting to look like all those jesusy girls I knew in High School, five years after graduation and one divorce later they are either fat bloated soccercows with 3 runts at the trailer park or haggered skanks dancing at the local ghetto strip club.

  24. GTBurns

    I’m back, I think “Miley’s ice cream” is probably a euphemism for SHIT, at this point her fans are all eating her shit music and calling it ice cream.

  25. no sex in the champagne room!

    I’m 25 and found myself asking “When did I become such a prude??” when I raised my eyebrows at this stunt.

    …And then I remembered that I used to WORK at a strip club – so the prude label is off! As one who worked the nights for a year, paying for school while serving cocktails to dudes surrounded by chicks walking in thongs and ta-tas on the stripper pole, I like to think I have somewhat a voice of experience on the matter.

    Even though you only have to be 18 to dance, most everyone working in the club – strippers included – thought it was sad when girls fresh out of high school decided to hit the stripper pole. I’ll generally stand up for strippers since I saw first hand that they’re not all coke-heads, sluts, whores, or undercover hookers. Most are there just paying off school loans, credit cards, or even moms trying to provide for their kids. As long as you’re secure with yourself and doing it with a specific goal in mind and NOT for: A) self-esteem boost, B) body issues, C) attention…then by all means go for it. And, as we all saw in that club, rarely did anyone under 20 have that secure sense of self.

    I don’t get my panties in a bunch when underage performers dance around in skimpy clothes… whatever. Question it as you will, but they’re not doing it for money, and not to mention, dressing that way is LEGAL. Conversely, stripping for money is extremely ILLEGAL for anyone under 18. And trust me, strip clubs are very careful in doing ID verifications to make sure their girls are of age. I know the club where I worked was extremely anal about this. Otherwise they can get shut down on the grounds of sexual exploitation of minors… i.e. – essentially offering kiddie porn!

    Obviously this isn’t saying that seeing a clothed Miley Cyrus dance on a stripper pole is going to turn teenage girls into strippers. But it sure is taking a step in normalizing that practice for them. And it’s sad to put in teenage girls heads that this job is something “cool” and maybe even something to aspire to!

  26. Internet Tough Guy

    I get real tired of everytime someone from the South does something questionable, it’s automatically because they are from the South. I hate to tell most of you inbred pig fuckers this, but Northern California is home to the biggest fucking redneck inbred pieces of shit in the country, period. The biggest fucking meth heads live in Arizona, Nevada, Texas, Cali…not the fucking “South”. I’m not even from the South, I just get tired of hearing ignorant people generalize an entire region. All it really does is show how isolated you fucking cavemen are and you probably haven’t even left your county, but you think you know everything about people from other regions, real sad. I can assure you, nobody in the South wants your fucking socialist bullshit you bleeding hearts are pushing. Try bringing it there and see how far you get.

  27. Marike

    I bet all you LOSERS who post about “too bad she’s only 16 because I’d…, I just blew some melted ice cream, girls go downhill beyond 17-18, etc.” are sitting home in your parents basement, ALONE – typing with grease covered potato chip fingers on the keyboard your mama bought for you – AND NO WOMAN – be it a 16 year old or an 86 year old woman would be interested in you.

    Idiots

  28. Marike

    I bet all you LOSERS who post about “too bad she’s only 16 because I’d…, I just blew some melted ice cream, girls go downhill beyond 17-18, etc.” are sitting home in your parents basement, ALONE – typing with grease covered potato chip fingers on the keyboard your mama bought for you – AND NO WOMAN – be it a 16 year old or an 86 year old woman would be interested in you.

    Idiots

  29. Jamie Rimes

    you are so bad and i hope all your little friends see so you can go out of bissness k!ok!

  30. marie e.

    she is most definetly the next Britney/Lindsay/Jessica Simpson. I second #3…look at all the media messages being sent to young girls and boys..it teaches them to grow up quick, value apperances and superficiality over brains and being true to yourself, and promotes sexual promiscuity. The worst part is that people (including adults) are getting desensitized to this sort of thing.

  31. @125

    If all these singers/ performers are not performing for money then what are they doing it for? Last I heard it was money. Money , money, attention and more money. And more money. And more attention.

    The more strippers/people talk about strippers not being bad, not being sluts etc. Strippers being decent moms trying to raise kids, pay for college etc, the more this seems like a good/suitable choice for young girls to do when they leave school. Not to mention that the media for some reason keeps interviewing such types (including actual prostitutes) telling everyone how much money they made and how easily/quickly. Hmmm…

    Anyway, Miley/her people pretty much orchestrated this for attention. She has completely topped Britney with Hit Me Baby One More Time… the question is what will they try for the next 13 year old attention seeking manufactured whore? Straight on to a Sex Tape?

  32. Jeff

    CHRISTIAN HYPOCRISY IS FRICKING HILARIOUS!

    “FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD” – MILEY AT THE MTV AWARDS

    (SECOND, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEXY OUTFITS AND MY YOUNG BODY!)

    (THIRD, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK AMERICAN MARKETING FOR PUSHING SEX ON TEENAGE GIRLS AND REMINDING US THAT ONLY MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS…)

  33. wheeee

    @132 FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE PERSON WHO INVENTED CAPS LOCK. IT’S FUN!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE

    SECOND I WOULD LIKE TO INSULT PEOPLE IN A WHOLE BASED ON ONE PERSON’S ACTIONS

    THIRD, I’D LIKE TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED CAPS LOCK AGAIN!!! ISN’T IT AWESOME?

    tool

  34. BAMMMMM

    I really just wana say you jealous girls and you boys who cant prolly get any girl anywhere near miley cyrus needa get a grip honestly dont be jealous and in denial that you cant get anywjhere near her so go ahead keep making stupid comments because of it, you just look stupid and immature its called the fucking TEEN choice awards big deal she bent the fuck down on a pole get over it dont expose your child to that if you dont want them watching it parent your child so shut the fuck up i know everyone flips out at everyone but honestly its reality get oover it assholes.

  35. BAMMMMM

    I really just wana say you jealous girls and you boys who cant prolly get any girl anywhere near miley cyrus needa get a grip honestly dont be jealous and in denial that you cant get anywjhere near her so go ahead keep making stupid comments because of it, you just look stupid and immature its called the fucking TEEN choice awards big deal she bent the fuck down on a pole get over it dont expose your child to that if you dont want them watching it parent your child so shut the fuck up i know everyone flips out at everyone but honestly its reality get oover it assholes.

  36. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  37. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  38. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  39. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  40. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  41. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  42. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  43. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  44. BAMMMMM2

    oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss

  45. carl

    Jeez…over 100 comments visiously slamming a 16 year old pop star.
    You people are pathetic!
    Hey…here’s an idea. Instead of wasting your time on some stupid gossip website how about making all those internet hours count and do something worthwhile like visiting INVISIBLECHILDREN.COM or ENDHUMANTRAFFICKING.ORG.
    With all the things going on in the world today you friggin idiots are more concerned with a pop singer STANDING on an icecream cart and whether or not it it is age appropriate.
    Oh, and by the way…I am from the south. And how dare you a-holes stereotype one half of the entire United States because of your pre-conceived views on what you think southerners are like. I have traveled around the US and in parts of Central and South America helping the poor and needy. Not playin my bajo on the front porch lusting after my cousin. Of all the perverted crap you people have said about Miley Cyrus (WHO IS 16 YEARS OLD) and you want to crack jokes about southerners.
    TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!!! and don’t even bother trying to respond to this, i just randomly found this website and there is no chance in hell I can stomach visiting this site again and reading more of the perverted crap you people put on here…not like I am gonna lose any sleep over whether or not I offended any of you pricks

  46. Miley Can Suck My Dick

    slutt!

  47. i want miley's pussy

    what a hot slut. i bet she likes pussy. i want to spread her legs and eat hers out, then she can suck mine

  48. I fucked Hannah Montana in the ass

    I fucked Miley in the ass hole

  49. I fucked Hannah Montana in the ass

    I fucked Miley in the ass hole

  50. OCK

    This girl is a disgrace to her blood line. Miley just runs off and does what ever she wants, her father should have more control over her. Miley is gonna end repping herself on the streets of rodeo drive. then she’s gonna offered a guest spot on the new show {Round House Blow.} If i ever met her i think i would just smack her in the face. That bitch needs to wake because money isn’t everything.

    FUCKIN WHORE/SLUT.

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