Miley Cyrus works the pole

August 10th, 2009 // 162 Comments

Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you’re looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn’t get more biblical than at. Also, nice euphemism for underage vagina: “Miley’s Ice Cream.” That’s not creepy at all.

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  1. Andy

    When she spread her legs like that, the audience got a big whiff of the South (kin-sex and desperation).

  2. Islary

    i know you ppl think that it all looks pretty absurd, but seriously mr. thesuperficialwriterwhothinksyouarefamousandpplloveyou(NOT!), she works for disney but she’s still an artist, which will, believe it or not, develop a career aside from disney’s interests at some point. And i’m pretty sure that “teen choice” organizers asked her to do EXACTLEY what she did…

    and excuse me for my bad bad english, i mean it, i’m still learning

  3. Islary

    i know you ppl think that it all looks pretty absurd, but seriously mr. thesuperficialwriterwhothinksyouarefamousandpplloveyou(NOT!), she works for disney but she’s still an artist, which will, believe it or not, develop a career aside from disney’s interests at some point. And i’m pretty sure that “teen choice” organizers asked her to do EXACTLEY what she did…

    and excuse me for my bad bad english, i mean it, i’m still learning

  4. Truth Commission

    Rednecks exist to make normal Americas feel better about their lives.

    At least my daughter isn’t working a pole!
    At least my wife doesn’t shop at Walmart and weight 180lbs
    At least my husband doesn’t pimp out our daughter to NFL quaterbacks..

  5. Pat

    She’s just teasing when she takes her fingers off the mic like that. Billy Ray taught her the proper technique long ago: firm grip, lots of movement, but always keep the tip near her open mouth.

  6. The only types of people who find this teeny bopper attractive are the same types of people you see get busted on, “To Catch a Predator: with Chris Hanson”. Big fucking deal about this tramp…she’s a kid who has Billy Ray Cyrus as a father, dates back n forth with a virgin Jonas brother and has horse teeth. That should sum it up..

  7. you suck

    @52 Islary – yes your english sucks and you are a fucktard.

    Miley is under contract by Disney so ol’ Mickey owns that sweet prepubescent ass. Disney says dance the pole, she dances the pole. When they say “leak” your underage naked photos, the Disney Slut Squad uploads them for the world to see. Disney owns these little whores and they obey commands like the good little employees that they are.

  8. monty

    Disney kid.
    Nuf said.

  9. Karen

    This is just a change in how she’s being packaged for sale – I mean, she doesn’t have actual talent and she’s not good-looking.

    And the worst part is that “Miley’s Ice Cream” is repackaged from an earlier product, “Billy Ray’s Tapioca Pudding.” Yum yum.

  10. budashes

    #5 randal the molestor strikes again

  11. Fred

    I stared at these pictures, and pretended that her hand in wrapped around me, instead of a mic.

    Now, there is a big mess on my computer desk. Thanks for the spanking opportunity, Billy Ray and Disney!

  12. Julieta

    Bueno, la verdad es lamentable que una niña de esa edad haga esas cosas.
    que ejemplo le dará a las jovenes que escuchan su musica?

  13. @37. Don’t be silly. I just struggled through that song and could find no clear sexual references and I’m usually pretty good at finding them. You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.

  14. GTBurns

    I always thought Hannah Montana sounded like a stripper name, now it looks full circle.

  15. Rudy Mendoza

    Well said #64

  16. Kendra

    That’s it when i do have kids if the teen choice awards still exist i am so not letting them watch them.If it’s this bad now I’m afraid of what they will let slide further down the road.

  17. Dread not

    @ #5 Miley Cyrus knows how to work an audience, although she’s only using the pole to hold on to and not performing any sexual positions. Sounds more like the media making it up to me.

    Yeah, and when I invite chicks over, I hang salamis from the ceiling just for the ambience.

  18. HeyHey

    what the effing hell?! so when she was a little-less-exposed-then-in-a-swim-suit-on-a-magazine-cover, that was worse then being an underaged whore on a pole in front of a bunch of 9 year olds?

  19. Don Magic Wand Bishop

    Posting these pictures is close to porno. She is a 16yr old twat.

  20. Marie

    This all is sick on so many levels…

  21. Marie

    This all is sick on so many levels…

  22. liberal atheist = inbred trash

    Legal age to marry:

    New Hampshire = between 13-17 with consent of parent
    New Jersey = under 16 with parental consent
    New York 14-15 with consent of parents and judge
    Minnesota = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 15
    Connecticut = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
    Wash DC = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
    Illinois = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
    Maryland = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
    Michigan = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16

  23. suck my dick

    Any negro would hit that ass

  24. MIley Cyrus is a slut the fame has gotten to her head shes not the cute girl we all saw in her.that was not cute to go up on stage infront of all kids like that daaaaa Miley think before act!!!it wasnt a club you sure are not a christian u pleyy to be.u dont fool people we all see wat kind of personyou are!!o by th way Miley u have messed up teeth!!

  25. Prof

    Stripper pole at the Teen choice awards- check!
    Hot booty shorts- check!
    Ready for crotch shots- check!
    Flimsy sheer top- check!
    S&M boots- check!
    Ready to give a nation of adolescences enough raw spank material for years worth of wet dreams… CHECK!!
    All their dads are now trying to pretend they don’t have hard ons while preparing the various “16 will get you 20 ish” comments for anyone in earshot to elevate personal feelings of guilt over wanting to fuck the hell out of Gums McGee here- CHECK!!!

  26. Jesus

    I am so proud. That’s how proper religious girls should act. So true.
    It does not matter that Miley is doing stripper poses, the point is she is NOT stripping folks! I mean, all she is doing is leaning down and back holding on to the pole with her legs spread open LIKE a stripper, in shorts that barely cover her ass cheeks, at 16, in front of kids.

    I also highly approve of your brother’s band opening for you on the tour. My favorite lyric, which I cannot stop singing as I go around Heaven :
    “tonight we’ll touch, and they won’t know, I know you’re dying to take off your clothes, just trust in me”

    Can I get an amen ??

  27. Great legz! opps did I type that? im way out of line…..

  28. obama is an idiot

    She couldn’t find a straight white guy to marry in a blue state. They’re all busy sucking other guys cocks

  29. rien

    @ #5

    not doing any sexual positions?!? She’s spread eagle!

  30. Concerned Parent

    This is so amazingly great.

    I look forward to the day when 3rd grade girls are wearing thongs to elementary school and teasing the boys with their implants. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

    America is beautiful.

  31. bobby_da_Perv

    I would fuck the shit out of that ass, where I live the legal limit is 16 so FUCK YEAH

  32. train

    Prick tease, I hope she gets gang raped.

  33. Susan

    Cyrus family needs to get their messages to the public straight. Dad is out doing the Freedom concerts with S. Hannity and his 16 yr. old daughter is acting like one of the “Girls Next Door” on national tv and in front of our youth! Talk about someone being asleep at the switch.

  34. Jamie Foxx

    Dat white bitch needs to do sex sex tape wit me already

  35. yuki

    wtf were they thinking?
    who approved this sluttravesty?

  36. sandnegro

    Did anyone else notice the cameltoe on the backup dancer in red shorts in pic #10?

  37. Large Black Man

    da bitch ho need sum luvin from a large black dick

  38. mikeock01

    i smell sex and candy……………

  39. Sweet Jesus, GAAAK

    Oh, perhaps she’ll go the “Jesus wants me to pose for Playboy (TM)” route that Heidi Mount-gag has gone. All of these good down home Christian girls: Miss California (with-bigger-tits-I-can-love-Jesus-more-but-still-hate-gays) Carrie Prejean, Heidi Mount-gag, and now Miley “pole vaulter” Cyrus.
    I hate to say that I long for the days of Ms. Britney Spears, but I do. At least her sermons were fun. (and she was trying to wriggle out from under that pesky “hypocrite” tag, right?…)

  40. Penn Yada

    She’d be married to a 50 yr old, a granny & covered up tighter than a burito by now in the middle east, people need to chill…

  41. Seriously!!!

    The only thing disturbing about these pistures is that the retarded parents in this country let thier kids watch it!! Fucking Disney is goddamn evil. Don’t they still own a porn studio for christsake!?!

  42. dont give a fk bout what you say

    I’m no hypocrite, sweet sexy thing like that? i’m gonna do her in all known positions… nuff said.

  43. WMarie

    Miley: “Daddy, I’m gonna dance on a pole at the teen choice awards. Is that okay with you?”

    Billy Ray (distracted while counting money): “Oh, what’s that sweetie? Oh yeah sure, that’s a great idea.”

    Miley: “Thanks daddy!” then leaves the room.

    Billy Ray, suddenly alert: “Did you say a stripper pole!?! Sweeeet Doggy I’m chargin’ triple for that!!!”

    Seems right that Britney is her “hero.” She’s headed down the same exact road. Someone save the younger siblings now!!!!!

    It kills me that at least 70% of the content on the “Teen” Choice awards contains some sort of non-teen content!!!!!!! Who in the world approves this stuff!?!?

  44. timmy the dying boy

    Come on, all, it’s very cagey of her to be giving her future career an early try-out. Good for her!

  45. Yeah

    Butterface.

  46. Nostrafreakingdamus

    Mammy and pappy are gonna whore her out and count the money until her snatch is so loose no one will pay to poke it.

    Then they’ll get her some veneers and a fresh set of porn-tits and whore her out some more.

    Washed up in the double-wide by 25.

  47. Roman Polanski

    I would like to bury my face in “Miley’s Ice Cream” before it gets all tainted and destroyed like Spears by morons like K-OVER-FED!

    Hmmm…I have some “ice cream” of my own that I’m sure she would like to taste also.

    Little Slut!

  48. Miley Cyrus

    Y’all better stop talkin’ trash ’bout me an’ my family- or ah’m gunna shave mah haid an’ start up wif a fotografer…where’s mah UMbrella?

  49. katie

    Gross. She looks like trailer trash.

  50. Lindsey

    She WILL be the next Britney.. going insane and shaving off all her hair and hitting cars with umbrellas.. Who wouldn’t want to be compared to that?! She’s suppose to be a role model.. IT’s sick what this world is coming to.. And my child has to grow up in a sexualized and disgusting world like this.. DISGUSTED!!!

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