Miley Cyrus works the pole

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No wonder young children are so sexualized.

Gummy. Gross.

She’s more attractive in a burka.

Miley Cyrus knows how to work an audience, although she’s only using the pole to hold on to and not performing any sexual positions. Sounds more like the media making it up to me.

Looking forward to watching your music mature along with you as you continue to bloom as a bright young star.

Randal

#3 You say that like it’s a bad thing

terrible

That’s not right.
Even Britney Spears wasn’t doing that at 16.

Billy Ray and the entire trailer park must really proud of this little number . . . Just call me Jim Bob and I’d fuck her too . . .

In half the redneck Southern bible belt states, she’s old enough to marry. So, I say, work in hillbilly girl! Your Daddy will count the money while you straddle the pole!

Britney Spears wasn’t even doing that when she was 16.

Britney Spears wasn’t even doing that when she was 16.

Is there even grass on her runway?

In any event, just rubbed one out. Thanks Disney! Keep the dirty little sluts coming!

Damn she has some fine looking legs

Not an ounce of fat on her. I’d hit that like a mall on Black Friday.

She’s gotta be great in bed. All that youthful energy, money lust, and adoration glow.

Sweet sixteen! Join me for threesome, Mailey. Me, you, and your pick of a man

This post is so full of win!

Nothing wrong with Miley learning to work the pole now.

Every guidance counselor tells people her age to have a back up plan in mind in case the dream one doesn’t pan out.

Once Disney tosses this one out of the fold, she will already be ahead of the game.

Luscious legs.

Start at the knees, and work your way up those long, tender loins… ppurrrrrr…..

Just a little FYI In ALL OF the southern bible belts states it is 18 to marry! Out in CALIFORNIA it is 16 to marry, ass clown. There are plenty of reasons to make fun of the south without dumbasses making up more, get your facts straight. She is not sliding down the pole or doing anything crazy, get off her back, she has talent, and great showmanship. I would like to see ANY of you haters do better.

I’ve got a pole she can work anytime she feels like it.

oh crap…..16? oh well….she seems experienced and daddy obviously doesn’t mind.

hopefully that 20 something yr old douchebag didn’t wear it out already.

(wipes hand with napkin under desk, let’s out deep, quivering sigh)

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I just LOVE those lyrics.

Except I’m missing the ice cream reference. Anyone?

Nice! Wer can i get tree online courses in pole working and certification?

No titty, no foul.. what a prude!

Jimbo, what the hell are you talking about? No state allows minors (<18) to get married without parental consent. No state allows marriage under 16 without a court order and very few will issue a marriage license under 16 under any conditions. New Hampshire allows, under certain conditions, for the marriage of 13 year-olds. Last I checked, New Hampshire was not in the South.

Cass: Wrong on every count!!!

Alabama: 14, is apporbved by parents

Georgia: 16

Florida: 16

California: under 18 only if approved by Judge.

Kentucky: 16

Lousiana: 16 but can married under 16 if approved by Judge!

Mississippi: 15

North Carolina: 16, as young as 14 if approved by Court

South Carolina: 14(for girl), if approved by parent

@19

Are they still teaching typing in the Bible Belt toots?

I figured once the Creation Museum was built down there, computers had a MAX of 2-4 years before they were deemed the work of the devil and banned.

I think California allows you to marry at 16 as well as New Hampshire, and neither are in the South. Nobody ever accused the ignorant and intolerant of being well-informed.

@12 Nikky Raney – “Britney Spears wasn’t even doing that when she was 16″

Yeah…so at 18 Britney was out there in the stereotypical jailbait, dirty schoolgirl outfit talking about how she is sorry that she is such a cocktease and gave you a hardon when she was rubbing her underage pussy up against you.

Britney was just paving the way for the real underage Disney whore, Miley Cyrus. I can promise that we will see a sex tape of this girl somewhere in her career.

nice euphemism for underage vagina: “Miley’s Ice Cream.”

Uh…sure…when she has a yeast infection.

Tromba,

Wrong-o. South Carolina does not require a court order for a 14 year old woman to get married – just parental consent. ut you are correct that most non-backward states require a court order – most states in the south haven’t progressed to that point, however. New Hampshire is clearly backwards as fuck, but its a state of notorious tightwads, so maybe it’s a dowry thing.

She’s 16. All you perves who are jacking off to her need to find something better to do with your time…I mean seriously. The girl is barely filled out.

Billy Ray told her it’s normal to have to pee frequently the day after she takes Tylenol PM. Normal in the South, that is.

I wonder if Miley eats the pussy? her backup dancers are pretty hot. I have to wish that they shower together. Billy Ray probably videos it through a spycam.

And so the Disney diva downward spiral begins.

DDDS syndrome strikes several teenagers every decade. There is no cure. Rehab will sometime alleviate the symptoms for short periods but it will keep coming back until old age and will then evolve into EPS syndrome (Extreme Plastic Surgery syndrome) in a pathetic attempt to maintain that youthful sluttiness. Sad, very sad.

“The girl is barely filled out.”

She may gain weight or lose weight, or have plastic surgery, but puberty is pretty much over for her. She’s going to turn 17 soon and her body hasn’t changed in obvious ways recently (height, boob, hips). Guys who are drooling over her (I assume a bag is part of the fantasy) are expressing a simple truth: at least in the U.S., girls go downhill (down Blubber Hill, specifically) fast. A lot of them never look as good as they did, briefly, at 17-18 years old.

Thanks Miley, for giving us men exactly want we want!

I just came like Mt. St. Helens!

Ummm….the lyrics to that song have some serious sexual connotation to it. She may be 16 but why do I have a feeling that this girl has been sexually active one way or another for the last 3 years.

I bet she has a tshirt that reads “I love the cock” on it. She probably only wears it around Billy Ray.

All right
here we go
follow me now
come on
hit it
everybody do your dance
aint nothing better than an all night jam
are you ready for a little something new tonight
i got a brand new step that your gonna like
c’mon boys
gotta do what i do
just follow my lead
everybody lets chill
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
can you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
can you do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
can you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
can you do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
shake it shake it shake it shake it down low
then do the ice cream freeze
all kind of stepping make you feel good (make you fell good)
triple step, butterfly, sugar foot (sugar sugar foot)
But, im coming with a new thing
what you need? (thats right)
now everybody what to do the ice cream freeze (whoohoo)
come on boy
gotta do like i do just follow my lead
everybody lets chill
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it Shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night (party all night)
did i here someone say party? (party)
were just getting started (woo)
wanna take it from the top
will you know i will
now everybody lets chill
lights camera actionfreeze
everybody lets go
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze (hooo)
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put you hands in the air we can party all night
(do the ice cream freeze) do the ice cream freeze
(do the ice cream freeze) then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it
(do the snow cone slide) do the snow cone slide
put your hands in the air go crazy
everybody lets chill

Miley Cyrus on a stripper pole make me sad. All the creepy, retarded sexual comments about an underage girl makes me sadder.

@25.. I live in Kentucky, 18 is the required age without parental consent. Anything under 16 requires court order.

She’s going to be 17 in a few months and she’s screaming to the world that she’s a horndog. What’s sad are all the pinchy-faced nags who scold the “pedos” who respond normally to a post-pubescent girl doing a stripper pole dance. What’s the problem, did you strain too much and suffer a prolapse during your monthly bowel movement?

Oddly enough, not only am I from Ky, but from the city Billy Ray is from..(Ashland/Westwood) eh.. can’t win ‘em all.

I’d lick her “ice cream” until Daddy breaks down her bedroom door.

BTW, I just made a fresh batch of melted ice cream looking at these pics.

I believe she’s been working the pole since 14.

Those thighs are a meal fit for a King or Queen!

sucks she’s only 16 cause i’d………

I am sick and tired of everyone calling my little girl a whore. All of you need to back off and let her be. There is nothing wrong with Miley’s pussy. It’s just as tight as it was back when she was 13……ummm….I mean….she’s a very good girl. Go away!

at the beginning of the performance she walks out of a mobile home/trailer.

she’s not even TRYING to hide the white trash. Britney wasn’t even that blatant about it at that age.

Her mom actually was a groupie.. this is in her blood.

“Workin’ the pole” is the fate to many a jesus lovin’ hillbilly. Money has a wierd way of changing a person’s love for The Jesus. METH that also wreak damage on the relationship as well.

I personally do not love the Jesus, I just RESPECT The Jesus. Remember from the Great Lebowski, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

@35

“A lot of them never look as good as they did, briefly, at 17-18 years old.”

Exactly. Coming back from college during winter break, many-a-times I’d run into hotties from high school and that turned into absolute garbage. Freshmen 15 (or 30, as theyre saying now), separation issues, whatever, girls hit their absolute peak at 18-19.

Everything else from that point out is just maintenance to avoid the car crashing over the cliff, so do it well, and some do it very, very poorly.