Miley Cyrus is a wholesome role model

September 24th, 2009 // 169 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and I can’t figure out a legitimate reason for Disney’s wholesome, 16 year old cash cow to be grinding her ass against a young man grasping what appears to be a painful erection. Unless this is the new “Jesus Handshake” Billy Ray Cyrus taught her. Which, wait a minute, was only supposed to be for daddies and daughters, dang it all!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. ambush

    this is boring.

  2. ambush

    I hope a bunch of sick guys, at least five or six, in Los Angeles give her Rufies and fuck the shit out of her, film it, without showing their own faces, of course, and put it on YouTube. Now, that might be interesting.

  3. Jeff

    haha still laughing at the people dissing a famous, rich, decent looking, talented girl. If it’s so easy why aren’t you guys up there.

  4. raz

    Miley cyrus is just a chubby try hard slut, it just seems like she does these things so people will say bad stuff about her. Put it away miley and act like a 16yr old not a baby prostitute

  5. raz

    Miley cyrus is just a chubby try hard slut, it just seems like she does these things so people will say bad stuff about her. Put it away miley and act like a 16yr old not a baby prostitute

  6. TAEeo

    you guys are dumb. not all 16 year olds act like this. >_>

  7. ardgelina

    1. All i know is that i would b LIVID if I took my 10 year old to see this concert!
    2. Pedophiles plz kill urself.
    3. Racism is sooo lame on both sides… Shut up already those same old stereotypes r getting sooo olddddddddddddddddd.

  8. Hotbox

    That guy needs punched in his puny little balls.

  9. zuzuspetals

    stupid little whore.

  10. Nathiest

    She’s 16 going on 17 not 15 going on 16 there’s a big difference.

  11. clpierced

    Holy testicles these are some funny comments! ok but for reals now..miley is fun and fresh. i love her one song “see you again” and yes i dance like a whore at the bar to it. who cares how she dances? i dont. she is an entertainer. grow up. jealousy or not, people are wayyy close minded everywhere. miley i love you :)

  12. Dick

    She’s a total cocktease. I’m sure that’s not the first time she has had a guy’s dick all over and in her ass. Dancer probably gay but he is lucky to be getting paid to pound Miley’s ass.

  13. DoNotWant

    Get your hand off your dick fauxhawk douchebag. The dance wouldn’t look so damn seedy if he wasn’t drooling, pointing & grabbing his cock all the way through it.

  14. No really

    she looks like Mackenzie Phillips

  15. puhleez

    This girl has more money than god, is way more famous and important than god, and she’s getting absolutely destroyed by a well-hung 23 year old former model. I would say she’s doing pretty well for herself about now.

  16. lol @ 103

    We aren’t “up there” “doing it better” because our parents did not force us into showbiz from birth, OBVIOUSLY.

  17. she has very beautiful legs..

  18. Mickey Mouse

    Can someone please tell me who is running Disney now? I can guarantee you they are not ethnically American.

  19. sss

    . im surprised parents let their 10 year old children even go to her concerts.. If i had children I wouldnt want them watching a teenage girl grind with a guy, grind with poles or anything else on stage.. i watched one of her other videos from this event and she was grinding and basically doing pelvic thrusts against a fence she was holdng, and not to say her one outfit had such a low shirt that when she bent over she basically completely fell out of it. she needs control.

  20. ...

    @26. HOOTERS!

    I’ll remember that statement when I pass the next trailer park. They are (of course) models for “family values” and are living off of their trust funds. *rolls eyes*

  21. ...

    @ 115. puhleez
    “This girl has more money than god…”

    God has money? Would that be in Yen, American Dollars, Thai baht or perhaps God is thinking ahead and has Krugerrands?

  22. Billy Ray Cyrus

    Just to stop the rumors before they start. Yes Miley sleeps in my bed whenever she hears thunder and yes I play thunder all night on my home sound system. That said, we have never had sex.

  23. It’s filthy, but 64 is the best laugh on this page.

  24. Minders

    Does anyone really believe that ANYTHING this 16-year-old does is her own decision?

  25. Minders

    Does anyone really believe that ANYTHING this 16-year-old does is her own decision?

  26. Biff

    People give me shit because I let my kids listen to Slayer; meanwhile, their kids listen to all of that “wholesome” Disney crap. Britney Spears was saving herself for marriage, the Jonas Brothers wear promise rings and are saving themselves for marriage (yeah, right), and Miley Cyrus is a wholesome young girl who was living with her 20 year old boyfriend and is currently doing whatever else with whatever douche bag she is boning now. The only thing more hypocritical and evil than Disney is Oprah.

  27. shani

    Anyone else think that Miley needs to start hittin the gym?

    Girl you can only rely on youthful slenderness for so long, around 15, 16 you need to start actually working out a little.

  28. MISS BITCH!

    Omg!!!Seriously ya’ll, everyone has sex or acts out on their maturity level…so come off it!!!! U do it, your kids are gonna do it, your grandkids.we r human and the last time i checked thats what humans did!!!! Ya’ll are just jealous cause she’s getting more than ur desperate ass’s!

  29. SODKGOEJKSD

    @40.

    Uhm actually retard, Miley does play guitar and some piano, and she’s been doing it on her tour right now. Of course she’s not going to be professional instrument player…when does she have time to learn. She’s probably the busiest 16 year old in America. She also does write her own music. She hasn’t got to use a lot of it because they won’t let her, but I’m pretty sure that was the whole point of her EP and she wrote those songs…

  30. Homer Simpson

    I couldn’t care less about that little hottie getting it on; more power to her. I have no beef with her; it’s the fake wholesome, “I’m saving myself for marriage”, image that Disney tries to cram down the public’s throat, with all of their performers, that is sickening. They do that with all of their performers and it’s all a load of BS; those kids are all out there getting laid like there’s no tomorrow; just like anyone else would do in their position.

  31. Mary

    Hello, I’m 20 and just wanted to do a comment-n-dash here.

    1. Mary’s rule #45 for teenage pop stars: Thou shalt not freakdance the creepy boy onstage like a $5 hooker.
    Rule 34: Thou shalt also not consider pants or underwear to be optional clothing. Also, dresses that are age-appropriate can not, I repeat, CAN NOT be mistaken for a shirt at any point, and this should be kept in mind while shopping. Also, nix the porn star makeup and try not to sing through your nose. Just sayin’.

    2. Disney needs to just go ahead and openly change the name of the Disney Channel to the Pedo Entertainment channel. I mean, seriously; at this point they’re not fooling anyone. I’d say that their target audience is probably not 10 year olds anymore, but probably more like creepy guys in their 20s and older.

  32. Jess

    what a slut…she’s fucking 16.
    she pays that guy to act like that.
    cute innocent and loves god? i think not.
    she wants to get away from disney but truth is…. everyone will always see her as the talentless hamster face she is.

  33. kygirl

    Comment 122

    LMFAO!

    You made my night.

  34. tt

    crotch grabbing hobbit – and thunder thighs…….good pic… thanks :(

  35. tt

    crotch grabbing hobbit – and thunder thighs…….good pic… thanks :(

  36. kat

    I think he’s going to eat her in the third pic…

  37. kanye

    @131 — You think THAT’S rule 34? … You haven’t been on the Internet very long o.O

  38. GTBurns

    Jailbait? 16 is legal in some states. I must ask is DISNEY trying to turn all men into pedophiles. If I was a total pedorast, I would totally Hit Selena Gomez before Miley any day.

    Selena, call me when you are 21. Unlike Miley I know she has the potential to be totally smoking hot when she become a adult. Miley is going to totally go to hell when she hits 18.

  39. Airkeeper

    Ok, so:

    Teenage boys are allowed to approve of this, though 19 is still a bit dodgey.

    Anyone older saying this is ok, is obviously trolling or stupid. This is clearly the wrong thing for a 16y/o girl to be doing when she is a role model for younger and very impressionable girls.

    Wake up Disney, wake up Billy Ray. For you to let this happen is stupid, disgusting, and in the case of Disney, damaging to your image.

  40. jebus

    16 is legal in AUS, quickly. tap that before she roots a bunch of daddys friends :P

  41. It’s sad that so many young girls look up to Miley Cyrus and she is parading around like a tramp. It’s a terrible impression to give to the little girls whose parents don’t want her to be sexually promiscuous. It’s sad.. can’t anyone be a clean role model anymore? JEEZ.

    Turkey Fryer

  42. this is sad

    You see the back in the day 16 yrs old didnt this back in the day. But i think whats causing not just her but idk most young hollywood stars is seeing older stars doin this type of stuff. But for the past idk 2 yrs shes been doing this stuff so idc she go to rehab for all o care and i wouldnt be surprise.

  43. this is sad

    You see the back in the day 16 yrs old didnt this back in the day. But i think whats causing not just her but idk most young hollywood stars is seeing older stars doin this type of stuff. But for the past idk 2 yrs shes been doing this stuff so idc she go to rehab for all o care and i wouldnt be surprise.

  44. this is sad

    You see the back in the day 16 yrs old didnt this back in the day. But i think whats causing not just her but idk most young hollywood stars is seeing older stars doin this type of stuff. But for the past idk 2 yrs shes been doing this stuff so idc she go to rehab for all o care and i wouldnt be surprise.

  45. this is sad

    You see the back in the day 16 yrs old didnt this back in the day. But i think whats causing not just her but idk most young hollywood stars is seeing older stars doin this type of stuff. But for the past idk 2 yrs shes been doing this stuff so idc she go to rehab for all o care and i wouldnt be surprise.

  46. Thats why she is technically a vargin, but there are other places of entry. – bookshopdating.com

  47. Cam

    Her parents = epic FAIL. What kind of sick SOB whores their kid out this way? And WHY is a 16 year old Disney star faux-f*cking a 40 year old hobbit in front of thousands of children who idolize her?

    She’s a kid – she doesn’t have the judgment (or probably, the choice), so the blame belongs completely to the adults she should be able to trust. This is not just creepy and inappropriate but totally disgusting. Her dad is basically her pimp.

  48. scatterflake

    My granddaughters think she’s great: they’re FIVE! I imagine them sitting in the audience watching this and it makes me want to march right up there and bitchslap Miley AND her handlers. How revolting. Disney, you need to drop her like a hot potato. She’ll be fine, she’ll “grow up” and continue in this vein like Britney and others did. But she should no longer be a part of a wholesome Disney image for YOUNG kids.

  49. Daniel Watson

    I wanna fuck all the Disney girls.

  50. Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel

    I believe that 13 is legal in her part of the country as long as it’s with a blood relative.

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