Miley Cyrus is a wholesome role model

September 24th, 2009 // 169 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and I can’t figure out a legitimate reason for Disney’s wholesome, 16 year old cash cow to be grinding her ass against a young man grasping what appears to be a painful erection. Unless this is the new “Jesus Handshake” Billy Ray Cyrus taught her. Which, wait a minute, was only supposed to be for daddies and daughters, dang it all!

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  1. chopper

    and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us

  2. greenman

    I’d fuck her. I bet her vagina is silky smooth.

  3. Nameless

    Underage or not, you just can’t keep the inner slut from coming out of some people.

  4. ,what’s with the guy?..he’s been holding his crotch the whole time?….

  5. WTF

    39. Margucha

    Right, he didn’t fuck her on stage so it makes this appropriate.

  6. Tanzarian

    I think by pic 3 he jizzed in his pants.

  7. Sid

    “and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us”

    Well, not to nit-pick, but it’s actually because we use our power to manipulate other countries in whatever ways necessary to advance our own interests. But, uh, I guess Miley Cyrus wearing shorts is a very close second reason…

  8. You guys are all just idiots. They sexualised fuckin’ buggs bunny, Minnie Mouse and literally every other character in some form, they’ve got a real life sex legal (in all the cool countries) girl here, how can they pass that up?

  9. anonymous

    Damn, makes me wish I was 14, cuz all the girls my age would be sluts.

  10. Rupert

    Cock goes where?

  11. GrandpaMccain

    I’D STILL PORK HER WITH MY BONEY MEAT.

  12. i think

    this is just wrong.
    I’m an 18 year-old girl and yeah I do know girls that age act and dance like that.

    but still, this is just wrong.
    she has too many little girls watching her and mimicking her style.
    I wouldn’t want my kids acting like this.
    If you’re going to be in the Disney limelight act appropriately.
    At least when Ashley Tisdale does this shit it’s like well fuck she’s in her twenties who cares.

    and i agree #48

  13. lesbian

    first of all i hate her ass.
    But whats with all of these men sayin they love her cuz she’s “thick and juicy”?
    wtf? shes skinny as hell.
    theres a difference between having nice toned legs and being thick as in fat.
    obviously they know nothing about the female anatomy.
    not surprised. they probly havent gotten laid since before Miley’s claim to fame anyways.

  14. MCcains tumor

    I WANT TO RAVAGE HER ANAL HOLE

  15. uhue

    miley is beautiful and charismatic. love her.

  16. Some guy

    To Sid (57)

    Hands down the best comment I have ever read on this site.

  17. #67

    #65 – You’re what’s wrong with this country.

  18. big teeth

    DO WANT

  19. Lilly

    She is only cute because of her youth. Not a look that ages well….In 5 years she will look bloated in a cute, piggish Lisa Marie Presley way:)

    Her legs are nice, enjoy them while they last.

  20. Anyone notice that they guy looks like a douchbaggy elf?

  21. Karl

    Geez, what a bunch of unemployed losers making posts on this site.

  22. margucha

    to #55
    it lasted like 5 sec
    he didn’t touch her
    and you know sex sells (even if your 16)
    i don’t know where you drom but where i from in clubes the dancing are with much more touching

  23. 73

    In clubs you usually don’t have a ton of little kids watching a dude act like he has a raging hard-on because of a girls ass being “near” (we will use the term near since there was no “touching”) his crotch.

    You have no leg to stand on.

  24. Bigo

    She’ll be a LAWER… wait, maybe just a PORNER

  25. Darth

    This is just the same as when lion cubs are playing they’d exercise for the hunting later.

  26. terri

    where are her parents this is stupid is everyone now whoring themself out and classing that as talent im sick of people who are actor/singers getting by on their looks looks aint talent lilly allen,miley cyrus,madonna,rihanna ect no-one can sing anymore as for acting all i can say is megan fox,jessica alba ect can somebody please find me people who are talented

  27. Nero

    He should have bitten her in the neck.I’ve seen lions do that two.

  28. Jeff

    Haha at all the jealous girls saying Miley isn’t hot…she is only 16. She looks great. She is just about the only singer under the age of 19 who sings live. She has her own tv show and made 40 million last year (more than anyone here and your parents, grandparents, and kids will ever make combined). She is improving her vocal skills. ALL girls dance that way these days. Wake up. If you have a daughter…she dances like that…trust me. She is a 16 year old virgin. For all the people here including myself that at 16 were no longer vigins, you really shouldn’t say a word about her being a tramp since you are automatically more of a slut for having sex by the age of 16.

  29. Jeff

    Haha at all the jealous girls saying Miley isn’t hot…she is only 16. She looks great. She is just about the only singer under the age of 19 who sings live. She has her own tv show and made 40 million last year (more than anyone here and your parents, grandparents, and kids will ever make combined). She is improving her vocal skills. ALL girls dance that way these days. Wake up. If you have a daughter…she dances like that…trust me. She is a 16 year old virgin. For all the people here including myself that at 16 were no longer vigins, you really shouldn’t say a word about her being a tramp since you are automatically more of a slut for having sex by the age of 16.

  30. Hollywood Outsider

    OMG< that’s makes me want to barf! Nver mind if she is fat or skinny, i personally think she looks pretty normal. The guy grabing his crotch is sooo gross. It’s such a shame, she is a stain on America, a sad reflection of our values. Booooo. Let’s hope she doesn’t lose herself to the Hollywood Machine.

  31. Amy

    #80, jealous? Okay, wtf ever. Sure, I’d like to have millions of dollars, but my comments are not based on me coveting her shizz. Anyway, sure, I danced like that, and yes, I fooled around when I was 16. Hell, I was a freshman in college at 17. BUT, I have also never represented Disney and didn’t ask for little kids to worship me…as evidenced by her kids tv shows, kids clothes, dolls, and cheap shit sold at Walmart.

  32. Callie

    SHE IS NOT FAT….
    she actually has the best body of all the disney stars and anyone who says she is fat…. well its bullshit and you guys are just as bad role models cause if she was any skinner she wouldn’t be attractive.
    also why the fuck should she care about dancing seductively on stage clearly people don’t care since all her shows are sold out. She’s rich enough that she doesn’t have to care about her actions anymore cause its not like she needs any more money she could lead a pretty good life with what she has.
    She’s having fun and GOOD FOR HER for being confident enough to wear those shorts, have you seen people on the streets wearing less than her? i have.
    and about her talent… go look on itunes and see whats # 1, clearly people enjoy her music!

  33. Callie

    SHE IS NOT FAT….
    she actually has the best body of all the disney stars and anyone who says she is fat…. well its bullshit and you guys are just as bad role models cause if she was any skinner she wouldn’t be attractive.
    also why the fuck should she care about dancing seductively on stage clearly people don’t care since all her shows are sold out. She’s rich enough that she doesn’t have to care about her actions anymore cause its not like she needs any more money she could lead a pretty good life with what she has.
    She’s having fun and GOOD FOR HER for being confident enough to wear those shorts, have you seen people on the streets wearing less than her? i have.
    and about her talent… go look on itunes and see whats # 1, clearly people enjoy her music!

  34. @Karl

    @72

    …said the “pot” to the “kettle”.

  35. Put a fork in America

    Disney is not longer run by true Americans people. You should think about that. They are pigs and whore out little girls because, well, sex sells.

  36. Fuck You

    I’d fuck the hillbilly smooth out of that.

  37. XX

    @ #8 = because Disney has a very long history of inspiring young girls to dress and act much older than they are to the point that they look like pedo-bait. Its freakin’ ridiculous.

  38. Nicolas Legless

    Whats wrong with the guys ears? Is he an elf? Maybe it’s a Disney special effect? So maybe it’s okay for a 16 year old to fake fornicate on stage if it’s with an elf?

  39. Oh

    get over it, miley is nasty, yeah yeah, but why you getting upset about it?

  40. cc

    I’d bet my ass that her boyfriends have been ‘hitting’ her since she was 13 or 14. I mean seriously, does anyone believe the chaste shit she has been selling? At least now she’s being honest. That being said…in light of her audience she should tone things down a little.

    Oh and that guys facial expressions make me want to punch him. Hard. Repeatedly.

  41. ahahaha this is great
    hilarious look at the guys face
    ahahaha

  42. Kelly

    @19

    Hahaha, good shit.

  43. niis

    (to an above post)

    I’d rather be a white pedo than a fucking nigger anyday.

  44. becca

    miley’s super cute and talented. How does each topic end up turning into a race issue? y’all make me LMMFAO

  45. hamster fiend

    She looks like a rabies infested hamster in the last two pics.

  46. hamster fiend

    *In pics 6 & 7 I mean.

  47. Jeff's a Jesus Juice Douche

    errrr…pedophilia is not limited to just whites. Anyone recall Micael Jackson???

  48. Truth.

    He looks like a Neo Nazi.

    I like the comment above “have you TALKED to a 16 year old recently”
    Why would we? lol.. Not sure why you think we are all in high school, or why we would be talking to young teens frequently (that would be very creepy considering the age of the visitors on here). But yeah, we know what they’re like (definitely not innocent) That’s not the point.

    Since she is just barely legal, she should not be all over the TV acting like this. It is not only that, it’s not about her age per se. It’s about the fact that she is supposed to epitomise what it means to be innocent and wholesome, when she is the exact opposite.
    Like someone else said, she is very clearly a role model to people aged around 9. It’s not that she ended up there, like people who let their kids listen to and watch Beyonce shaking her ass about even though she does not aim her music at kids. The major problem is that Miley was MADE, MANUFACTURED, specifically to be a good role model for really young kids, so she NEEDS to behave properly.
    What’s happened is that they could not have made a worse one if they tried. It’s like Miley Cyrus is an example of exactly how to be bad and do it all wrong. (Maybe they are supposed to learn from her mistakes? ha!) Between her and Vanessa Hudgens, I will be surprised if anyone from that generation does not grow up to have 2 kids, a criminal record, and at least one sex tape (but cool hair extentions) by the age of 15.

  49. This goes out to Jeff the douche aka #80

    The problem is not her bumping, grinding and overall poor attempts at seduction, it is the audience she is pandering to. No the girl is not unattractive and her act is fine, but she is representing Disney, not the Gold Club Lounge! Disney is like a big pimp now.

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