Miley Cyrus is a wholesome role model

September 24th, 2009 // 169 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and I can’t figure out a legitimate reason for Disney’s wholesome, 16 year old cash cow to be grinding her ass against a young man grasping what appears to be a painful erection. Unless this is the new “Jesus Handshake” Billy Ray Cyrus taught her. Which, wait a minute, was only supposed to be for daddies and daughters, dang it all!

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  1. Nolla

    second. i can’t stand her.

  2. asdf

    That guy looks like a complete faggot.

  3. Mick

    This is discusting, and I bet Billy Ray is doing the Phillips’ with her too.

  4. Courtyardpigeon

    #6 ….I was just about to write the same thing

    seriously though…why the fuck would have a moment in a concert like this with a 16 year old girl and the average age of the audience being 10…

    I really hate her and Disney now

  5. Marchhhh

    Omg

  6. M.O.D.O.K.

    can’t say you wouldnt fuck her

  7. Sheik Yaboudy

    She’d be whipped then headless in the Middle East…

  8. asdf

    @10

    Yeah, it’s just sad what Disney is doing to youth nowadays. I mean, did you see that Princess and the Frog trailer? It’s pathetic.

  9. haha

    “can’t say you wouldnt fuck her” <— obvious white devil pedo response

    She does it to appeal to the white devils pedo obsession, white people
    love fucking kids, shes just showing how you all really are, kid fucking
    inbreds, your all mad cuz you know its right, god im glad im not a pasty
    white pedo

  10. mel

    She’s looking for a way out of Disney, and fast.

  11. dude_on

    If it’s okay with mullet daddy then it is okay with me. Besides, she is mature for her age.

  12. slipchot

    Not only is she pretty much advocating this dirty dancing junk– and what the fuck is with that dancer?– she’s also becoming a role model for the hypocritical moral about-face she makes after each one of these ‘scandals.’

    I get that she’s a kid and she’s been stifled, but she needs to be kept in line until she makes a public statement about moving on to less kiddie-filled pastures and cuts her Disney ties as much as is possible.

  13. Fred

    She’s nothing–not sexy, cute, wholesome, funny, musically gifted, interesting, pleasant, controversial, intelligent, nor original. I don’t see why anyone would either insult, defend, or employ her.

  14. AM

    She’s gross.

  15. @13

    At least we raise our kids with both parents and tip our servers.

  16. They are reenacting The Annunciation- which in the Bible is where the Angel Gabriel (played by the young, peen-grasping mohawk dude) tells the Virgin Mary (played by Miley “I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no sex” Cyrus) that she is pregnant with the Son of God (to be played by Blanket Jackson).

  17. blame it on ROUGH DADDY

    Breakfast is ready!

    whats on the menu?

    scramble legs and sausage…

    Boy those legs of hers are making an ass of themselves!

    I think I have one more year to say creepy things from NYC…

  18. M.O.D.O.K.

    nice re: #19.
    handle my light work

  19. your mom

    That guy is HOT! It looks like he’s ready to give Miley a heapin’ helpin’ of HIV.

  20. libz

    man, this chick is well on her way to Kelly Clarkson ass. I give it 3 more years.

  21. BlackSamTX

    You people need to get a clue about teenagers…

    Have any of you BEEN to a high school in America lately or TALKED to a 16 year old in the past decade?

    You should NOT be surprised.

  22. HOOTERS!

    #13….wtf?? Really?? At least white people HAVE families and don’t fuck like bunnies for welfare checks…..

  23. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    It appears the Party in the USA is happening in his pants.

  24. Megan

    Wow. It’s like a mini version of Heidi and Spencer. What a horrible little faggot. Just waiting for him to grow his gay little metal chin “beard.”

    So who’s story would you all rather masturbate to: Phillips’ or the Mullet Duo’s?

    #13, get in the back of the comment line.

  25. asdf

    @25

    I AM a teenager: 17 years old. And still, I am shocked by this. And all 16 year olds aren’t adored by the 10 year olds like Miley is. She should take some responsibility.

  26. laurente

    please
    this gal is only 16
    where is she going to go next
    porn
    there is nothing left
    stop sexualizing the teenage gals Disney
    and daddy Cyrus where the hell are you?
    I love these so called moral Church going people
    all full of crap
    she is a whore
    she will age so quickly
    but the time she is 20 she will be washed up
    and a has been

    no youth and sweetness left!
    sad
    when are the plastic boobs going to be boughT?

  27. laurente

    please
    this gal is only 16
    where is she going to go next
    porn
    there is nothing left
    stop sexualizing the teenage gals Disney
    and daddy Cyrus where the hell are you?
    I love these so called moral Church going people
    all full of crap
    she is a whore
    she will age so quickly
    but the time she is 20 she will be washed up
    and a has been

    no youth and sweetness left!
    sad
    when are the plastic boobs going to be boughT?

  28. em

    Does she EVER wear pants? I cant remember the last time a pic was poster of her not wear coochy cutters or a micro mini.

    @30–by 20 she’ll supposedly be worth a billion dollars, so i expect to see her hangin with the olsen twins doing nothing at all, which suits me fine.

  29. Sport

    she wont have to go to porn because she’s too fucking rich.

  30. greenman

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a douchier looking guy.

  31. What a fucking fatty.

    Fat face. Huge thunder thighs.

    Mooooo……. what a cow.

  32. Terry

    The US has become a society of dumb shits. Nobody thinks for themselves and just follow the strip club dancing because if you don’t have talent then just whore yourself. The only hope for the US are good parents raising good kids that don’t follow the crowd.

  33. I think the title should read:

    Miley Cyrus is a WHOREsome role model

    Thank you, folks. I’ll be here all week….

  34. The guys are going to love her in rehab.

  35. Stacy

    #37

    Great caption. Miley has no talent so she has to sexualize and her whoresome role model. This talented musician who writes, plays an instrument, and sings her songs does not have to sexulize herself. When I go to a show I want to see the musician playing an instrument and singing and not sexulizing themselves like no talent Miley.

  36. #37

    Great caption. Miley has no talent so she has to sexualize herself. She’s definitely a whoresome role model. This talented musician who writes, plays an instrument, and sings her songs does not have to sexulize herself. When I go to a show I want to see the musician playing an instrument and singing and not sexulizing themselves like no talent Miley.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kEx5BLoC4

  37. Amy

    I am so sick of whores. So sick of them. Let’s just go back to the old days where most women dressed conservatively and left something to the imagination….when women didn’t NEED to show everything they had. And if a woman wanted to be a little more risque and a man wanted a whore, he and she’d visit a brothel or pick up a dirty magazine. I’m not saying we can’t do/dress like we want…I’m just saying, stop putting it in my face all the time. I can’t even turn on the tv without seeing half-dressed 15 year olds or the same tired actresses trying to prove that they’ve “grown up.” Who gives a shit? If I want to see it, I’ll go to xhampster or redtube. Damn. That is all.

  38. Robot

    Wow why did this comment board turn so racist? Go ahead and bash Miley, her dad, disney whatever, but whats with the hate towards eachother out the blue?

  39. t3rm1n4l

    @26 Being of hispanic descent, your comment made me lol. I love trying to get a job with my last name even though i’m educated and never once fed off the tits of our government. I hate that bullshit reggaeton music everyone listens to. tl;dr i’m embarrassed by my fail race. WITH THAT SAID, I would fuck the living hell out of miley. because one thing that did stick with me aboutmy race is my love for thick girls.

    @35 fuck off and go fuck your skinny dude-like women. I wil gladly take Miley, Rachel Ray and Kelly Clarkson all at fucking once. YOU HEAR ME?!?! ALL AT FUCKING ONCE!

  40. Martina

    At least that guy isn’t her father … right?

  41. Paul

    She has juicy legs. I approve!

  42. KIKI

    @ 43. There is one racist he (or she) who likes to stir up controversy. My theory is that this he/she is a white Obama hater trying to start his/her own little race war. It is ignorable.

  43. VtFarmboy

    This is what has happened to rock and roll. Back when you had to sell your soul to Satan we had Led Zeplin, Rolling Stones, Doobie Brothers. Now the Mouse has taken over we get Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. You cant tell me Satan wasnt a better talent manager! Please note I intentionally left out Christina Agulera. Atleast that girl can sing!!!!

  44. VtFarmboy

    I blame the mouse!!!

  45. ringmybell

    i agree with #17. she’s not worth talking about for any reason whatsoever, but unfortunately, our culture of retards celebrating this sort of pathetic bubblegum porn gives it all the power it needs. keep buying her stupid Sh*t at walmart and make her bigger than her daddy’s hard-on. she’ll be over in a few years….look at britney’s “comeback.” sad.

    and all this racist BS on the comment page is part of that retarded culture…congratulations, and please, god, take your birth control.

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