Miley Cyrus’ tour claims a life

November 20th, 2009 // 97 Comments

Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports:

Sgt. Thomas Molnar said the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. about 40 miles (65 kilometers) south of Richmond.
One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.
A wrecker arrived late Friday morning to haul away the black-and-maroon luxury tour bus, which was on its side in a ditch off the highway where it had apparently skidded for several hundred feet.
According to Miley Cyrus’ Web site, the pop singer is scheduled to perform Sunday in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Remember, kids, if God can’t find a kitten, a bus driver will always do.

Also, all that stuff about going blind.

EDIT: The Superficial offers its sincere condolences to the driver’s family. Much like I noted when Madonna’s tour killed someone, I don’t even know how you reconcile losing a loved one so Disney can rake in billions teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers. My jokes are aimed solely at the Miley Cyrus franchise, and I apologize for any insensitivity that may be perceived.

Photos: WENN
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  1. nick

    first….

    her life should be claimed. she is talentless

  2. nick

    first….

    her life should be claimed. she is talentless

  3. nick

    first….

    her life should be claimed. she is talentless

  4. Que

    Que only matter of time.

  5. some guy

    I realize that the person who died in this accident was not a celebrity, and therefore does not “matter” in our fucking brain dead internet and media-saturated culture, but making light of the incident which claimed a human life is in poor taste. Thumbs down, Superficial.

  6. agrees with 5

    That’s just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

  7. agrees with 5

    That’s just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

  8. agrees with 5

    That’s just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

  9. FU

    You’re a dick, Superficial writer. Fix this now.

  10. HOOTERS WUZ HERE!

    Fucking whore.
    Fucking whore.
    Fucking whore.
    Fucking whore.
    Fucking whore.

  11. some girl

    Couldn’t agree more, # 5. I thought it was in really poor taste to joke about someone’s death. How about writing a post appologizing to the family, Superficial writer?

  12. Unreal

    I come to this site daily because a lot of what the writer posts is humorous. However, the constant God-bashing is getting old. How can you have so much hatred for God when you believe He doesn’t exist?

    Also, making light of the death of a anyone is really low.

  13. jeff

    I had been impressed that whenever a celebrity dies and it gets mentioned on this site, the writer expresses his sympathies and takes a somber and serious tone. But apparently bus drivers don’t deserve that same treatment. Jesus.

  14. Whitdog

    Wow. Major thumbs down to the writer. What a jerk dude…

  15. Dave

    I blame Carrie Prejean.

  16. clax

    You people are idiots. Bus drivers aren’t people.

  17. punkdoubt80

    sorry Fish – this post sucks. You shoulda put the “thoughts and prayers go out to the family…” line at the bottom to cover yourself.

  18. Moot point

    She looks like she has to make a doody in that picture. I hope she made it to the restroom in time!

  19. miggs

    The lack of appreciation of black humor in the comments reflects how far this site has fallen. Anyway, it was an inside job – Billy Ray needed fresh material for a gritty mournful country song.

  20. Steve

    Whole lotta sandy vaginas around here…

  21. some girl

    I appreciate dark humour as much as the next guy, but there’s a line between dark humour and plain bad taste. As # 13 has already pointed out, this guy never jokes about celebrities’ deaths. That’s what bothers me even more

  22. Chon Laney

    Thats right……whenever someone famous acknowledges Christ in there life lets tear down and make fun. I’m no big Miley fan and not a religious freak but I tire of the media war on anyone who triesd to profess a belief…..be it traditional christian fundamentalism or Christian Science. It’s just old and tired.

    Also the clown who writes this stuff isn’t nearly as funny as he obviously thinks he is. I keep waiting for a hilarious take but it’s the same old tired crap!! Worse then cable tv!!

  23. caleb

    hopefully the drivers children and family and friends dont read the superficial…what a devastating day, and thoughtless drivel from a writer who should retract this article and apologize…

  24. caleb

    hopefully the drivers children and family and friends dont read the superficial…what a devastating day, and thoughtless drivel from a writer who should retract this article and apologize…

  25. TonyFoxtrot

    All the whiny little cunts who are suddenly bombarding the comments can shut the fuck up. This is a satirical site and personally, I laughed my ass off. Fuck the bus driver. He was probably sleeping when he rolled the damn bus.

    Get off you fucking soapboxes and get Aids.

    Props to the Superficial writer.

  26. friendlyfires

    @caleb
    keep saying to yourself while you’re whacking off to child porn, skipper
    jesus forgives, but he’s only #2, remember that …

  27. you're all a bunch of weenies

    Yes, let’s make EVERY internet site clean, compassionate, and Christian.

    But also make sure we expend thousands of lives and trillions of dollars launching military attacks on Islamics because they’re dangerously narrow-minded and anti-freedom.

  28. sam

    WTF?!?! WHY ALL THE HATE ?

    SO EVERYONE WHO SAYS THIS IS BAD TASTE HAS NEVER CHANGED CHANNEL DUE TO A CHARITY TRYING TO GUILT-TRIP YOU INTO PAYING A DOLLARS A MONTH AND ALSO WORKS AT UNICEF 12 MONTHS A YEAR ?

  29. gotmilk?

    13, that’s bullshit. Fish doesn’t always care when some celebrity dies.

    anyway, i saw this one people. i love how they have to say “miley wasn’t on the bus” like her life is more important than those on the bus? eff that!

  30. Irrelevant

    #27…islamic radicals started the war.

  31. Rick

    The bus driver yelled “Allahu Akbar” before flipping the bus. What do you say now, weepy vagina jesusfreaks?

  32. Jay

    Don’t even worry about it Superficial. Jesus still loves you.. he told me so. Oh wait, I don’t have a personal relationship with Christ.. I think we’re both f’d. Good times.

    Also, people need to relax. The bus driver isn’t your friend / relative.. otherwise you’d be busy dealing with that and wouldn’t care what got posted on this site.. People need to stop worrying about everyone else’s feelings and remember what life is about – making fun of others’ tragedies and generally being a dick until something happens to you! That’s my America.

  33. Ashley Tisdale

    She cant sing and has NO talent. Sad to hear this person died at the expense of her useless life and “career:..
    Her singing can kill to!! Use that on the 911 thugs..

  34. History

    #30 – if the world began on 9/11, what you say might be true. The U.S. was treating Middle Eastern countries like puppets decades before bin Laden was born.

  35. Irrelevant

    #34…do you mean holding them hostage everyday because they use our oil?

  36. PhDiego

    I don’t even know how you reconcile losing a loved one so Disney can rake in billions teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers.

    Perfect.

  37. Rev. Ted Haggard

    In times like these, people may wonder why Jesus wasn’t watching over the bus driver. When you have real faith, as I do, you realize that He was rubbing One out while peeping Miley upskirts.

    p.s. Poppers and gay massages (with release!) abso-fucking-lutely RULE! Praise Jesus!

  38. Josh

    @25 You must be one of those retarded kids who claps if someone juggles. Please point out where you “Laughed your ass off” because for the last 2 years, this site hasn’t been funny. I only come here because they post loads of photos of hot women.

  39. @ 33

    That is the first thing I thought of too! What a sad waste of human life..

  40. Irrelevant

    #34…and when i say ‘use’ i mean buy at prices that allow them to impoverish our people and make the infrastructure of our country weaker.

  41. Harry

    Lame, Superficial. A life lost and you make light of it. I don’t know what’s more tasteless: the original post, the apology, or the comments by some of the neanderthals who read this page. Guess all three of you can get into a circle jerk and enjoy each other’s company.

  42. Jay

    #37 You’re my god.. Way to take it up a notch brotha..

    BTW: How did Islam get into this discussion.. People are so nuts on here… It turns into twitter for twats – what a collection this site brings..

  43. Jesus

    #37 fuck you. When I want to bust a nut, I pick a browneye and play “Roman soldier at the crucifixion.” Then plant the standard alien abduction memory. I can’t believe you worthless humans haven’t figured it out yet. What a bunch of fucking retards.

  44. Gina

    Superficial: I usually love your humor, but your post was completely tasteless. The “edit” didn’t even help. If you’re smart (and respectfully of this significant human loss,) you’ll take the post down, since no apology can make up for your insensitive and brutal comments.

  45. Br

    aren’t ppl who lost their lives human too?
    so what if theyre not celebrities?

  46. Gina

    Superficial: I usually love your humor, but your post was completely tasteless. The “edit” didn’t even help. If you’re smart (and respectfully of this significant human loss,) you’ll take the post down, since no apology can make up for your insensitive and brutal comments.

  47. Papahotnuts

    I here every time a bus driver dies, an angels get raped in the handicapped stall of a Taco Bell bathroom.

    4th meal.

  48. lololololol

    did you just make fun of someone for dying??? that’s hilarious!!! i hope that the family of the dead bus driver reads this so they could all have a great laugh.

  49. Rufus

    …(sic) teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers.

    As long asthere’s grass on the mound I’m playing ball.

  50. TonyFoxtrot

    When I read the story, I was busy jerking off to “The Passion of the Christ”. There’s nothing like a good Jesus-flogging to get my juices flowing. That and dead bus drivers, of course.

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