Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports:
Sgt. Thomas Molnar said the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. about 40 miles (65 kilometers) south of Richmond.
One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.
A wrecker arrived late Friday morning to haul away the black-and-maroon luxury tour bus, which was on its side in a ditch off the highway where it had apparently skidded for several hundred feet.
According to Miley Cyrus’ Web site, the pop singer is scheduled to perform Sunday in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Remember, kids, if God can’t find a kitten, a bus driver will always do.
Also, all that stuff about going blind.
EDIT: The Superficial offers its sincere condolences to the driver’s family. Much like I noted when Madonna’s tour killed someone, I don’t even know how you reconcile losing a loved one so Disney can rake in billions teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers. My jokes are aimed solely at the Miley Cyrus franchise, and I apologize for any insensitivity that may be perceived.