Miley Cyrus thinks Britney Spears needs help

January 18th, 2008 // 221 Comments

Miley Cyrus the 15-year-old star of Disney’s teeny-bopper juggernaut Hannah Montana thinks Britney Spears needs help. Miley told Extra last night that she understands how Britney is the way she is:

“I understand and the pressure is definitely hard, but I think just keeping your head on your shoulders is easier than it looks,” she said. “I think if you know who you are, then I think you’ll be fine for the rest of the way.”

The sad thing is that in ten years Miley Cyrus, a product of Disney just like Britney, will be arrested for selling her baby for two Mallomars and half a container of Cool-Whip. She could’ve had a normal childhood, but no, Billy Ray Cyrus had to have his solid-gold hunting cabin. Complete with fully functioning “Budweiser Mullet Volumizer Chair.” Got-damn, Billy Ray, was it worth the ding dang price of your kin? Wait, y’alls got a bowling alley next to the tree stand. Su-weet!

NOTE: These are pictures of Miley at last night’s premiere of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert 3D. If I ever have a daughter, the only thing she’ll be doing in 3D is kicking every boy in the crotch that tries to talk to her. You know, just till she’s 40 or I finally die from all the sexy radiation I give off (i.e. whiskey-related liver failure).

Photos: Splash News

  1. Pedobear

    Dude, I’d like totally do her in SO MANY WAYS. She’s a tad old but, you know, but unlike what has been said here, the kid is hot and is gonna stay hot, unlike you ugly jealous old skanks. tootles

  2. notacountrybumpkin

    Does anyone else think that Miley Cyrus should shut up? Look at her!! Might as well be a 15 yr old hooker, dressed like that! I’m not a parent yet, but holy! Would YOU let your 15 yr old outta the house like that? I think NOT! Unless you’re going to charge for her!!! So before she goes talking about other people needing help, how about she clean up her own little Disney image!!! Geez!!

  3. Conscience Found

    Fish congratulations on never making fun of kids. You’re a hell of a human being.

    You just set the posts up so your legion of Fish Droppings can do it.

  4. Racer X


    /she looks like a porn star
    //which is always good
    ///i think

  5. Lisa

    I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site last week.
    I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  6. FCS

    Why isn’t she pregnant yet? oh right her last name isn’t Spears.

  7. liz

    holy shit, miley looks terrible. did she get lip injections?

  8. Bob

    Love the commentary, “the only thing (my daughter) would be doing in 3D is kicking any boy in the crotch who tries to talk to her.”

  9. Alexandra

    Ugh.. She looks like a troll doll. Icky!!

  10. S.S.

    Who does this Mily think she is? When asked about the designer she was wearing she responded saying “Alberto Feretti” !! This wannabe never dreamed of walking on the red carpet!

  11. raine

    she isn’t very pretty, her face is unpleasant

  12. RCA

    My ppppreeeeeeeeecccccccccciiiiiiiiousssssssssssssss …


  13. yukadoozer

    Correction: Plural of “Y’all” is “All Y’all” not “Y’alls”.

  14. She is a pretty girl. I think i have saw here some where. Oh, she used join bbwconnect. She got the top star here.

  15. miley is not dizzy!!!!!!!

  16. That outfit isn’t working. Two pounds of eyeliner. She’s a mess. Why doesn’t Miley ask Hannah Montana for cosmetic tips while they’re on tour? Hannah Montana is HAWT! Must be the giant wig and Disney stylists.

  17. y.w.

    i don’t even like miley cyrus but don’t you think you people have anything better to do than to talk about raping a 15 year old? holy fuck people gawd. and britney spears is just way better than all of you and you know it. thats why everyone disses on her. tell me the last time you said something about someone who you thought wasn’t as good as you? exactly. and if miley cyrus was slow, that makes you the biggest jerk face loser in history. congrats. but you know people diss on the stars because what eles can they do with their lives? i mean its not like were in a war, and people aren’t dieing of hunger everyday, and our ozone layer is perfectly fine. yep, nothing better for you to do. i don’t even know why im writing this. prolly cause you old basterds piss me off. and whatever miley does its not like shes the only girl her age that does it. shes just famouse. go lick a squirl.

  18. dang i was going to bang miley i mean shes she is so hoooooooooooooot

  19. dang i was going to bang miley i mean shes she is so hoooooooooooooot

  20. Michelle

    ^ ooooooh the irony.

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